New..

[UCAbears]

I am new at this site and was wondering ifsome people could five me some pointers on how to play? just pm me..

[Joe McCarthy]

Dude maybe you didnt see me ask you this in the other thread, are you still at UCA now? I went there, and Conway High too. Small world man.

Oh and Im not much good at the game, cant really help much there.

[Evil Pope]

I'm sure there's a topic about this in the general discussion.. You can get some good pointers there..
Edit: Here's a link
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=727

[betiko]

Society of cooks is the place!

[muy_thaiguy]

Was such a necro bump worth it, betiko?

[TeeGee]

[oVo]

Yup... bears is still around, but after winning 43%
of 1378 games I doubt he's seeking advice.

[Symmetry]

I suspect we can still give him a bunch of tips, no?

[betiko]

well no one told him about the society of cooks in this thread, and since he's still premium maybe he wanted to give it a try, i don't know..

[Symmetry]

well no one told him about the society of cooks in this thread, and since he's still premium maybe he wanted to give it a try, i don't know..

He ain't a cook mate.

[betiko]

well no one told him about the society of cooks in this thread, and since he's still premium maybe he wanted to give it a try, i don't know..

He ain't a cook mate.

the socety of cooks is not "for cooks", it's for people to learn/improve their skills no matter the rank.

[Symmetry]

well no one told him about the society of cooks in this thread, and since he's still premium maybe he wanted to give it a try, i don't know..

He ain't a cook mate.

the socety of cooks is not "for cooks", it's for people to learn/improve their skills no matter the rank.

Kind of a misleading name... but fair enough.

[oVo]

I suspect we can still give him a bunch of tips, no?

Tip? Put a rubber on it.

[Symmetry]

I suspect we can still give him a bunch of tips, no?

Tip? Put a rubber on it.

Tip 1: "Rubber" means "eraser" in English.
Tip 2: If you're a Brit kid in a US school, don't tell them you have a teddy. It doesn't mean what they think it means.
Tip 3: If you're in the reverse situation, avoid using "pants" and "fanny".

Yay for culture shock.

[oVo]

Yay for culture shock.

In America you can get pissed without drinking
and not just in the legal pot states.

[Symmetry]

Yay for culture shock.

In America you can get pissed without drinking
and not just in the legal pot states.

Aye, that's another good one. I've always liked that the Royal Mail delivers the post, and the US Postal Service delivers the mail.

[CBlake]

bump

[oVo]

Confusing a shag and a snog can be problematic too.

[Symmetry]

bump

Well played, sir.

[Symmetry]

Confusing a shag and a snog can be problematic too.

That, my friend, is a fact of life that transcends culture and language.

[betiko]

What about smoking up a fag?
Watch football? Lol

[jonesthecurl]

Yay for culture shock.

In America you can get pissed without drinking
and not just in the legal pot states.

Aye, that's another good one. I've always liked that the Royal Mail delivers the post, and the US Postal Service delivers the mail.

In the US you can pay the check with a bill. In the UK you can pay the bill with a cheque.

[Symmetry]

What about smoking up a fag?
Watch football? Lol

Most Brits would go with "smoking a fag" if anything, and football is a game you play with a ball, with your feet. I feel English is the way forward on those fronts.

[muy_thaiguy]

What about smoking up a fag?
Watch football? Lol

Most Brits would go with "smoking a fag" if anything, and football is a game you play with a ball, with your feet. I feel English is the way forward on those fronts.

Yeah, say the first one here in the US, wrong person hears that, you could be in court facing hate crime charges before you could blink.

By the way, do you guys have any British name for cigars? If not, I feel that "cigarettes" is more appropriate then, since it basically means a smaller cigar.