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Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby safariguy5 on Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:18 pm

For the 109th edition of the CC Newsletter, former volunteer and longtime community member DoomYoshi will be interviewed. Ask away!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby iAmCaffeine on Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:19 am

Why the Doom? What has poor Yoshi done to be doomed? Or is he bringing the doom? Please clarify, mentioning "ponies" three times in your explanation.

What's it like being in OSA, for you personally? How come you went on a massive recruiting spree and have now cut that number in half again?

How come you're no longer a Suggs Mod?

Have you got any suggestions for the Suggestions Team that could be suggested in the Suggestions Forum so that the suggestion can be taken into consideration? Just a suggestion.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:48 pm

Judging from your posting style, you're a filthy man with repulsive habits. Explain yourself!

Also,

how do you feel 20 minutes after waking up?

what is your reason for continuing your existence? Why bother?


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby benga on Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:18 pm

Got any dirty secrets, besides your underwear?

You can answer via pm ;)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby Auger13 on Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:24 pm

Why, in your opinion is OSA far and away the best clan on CC?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:36 pm

1. What is one thing you do once every day? Explain.
2. What is one thing you do twice every day? Explain.
3. If you were brown-bagging lunch, what would you pack? Explain.
4. What's the best grade you ever received? Explain.
5. What's the worst grade you ever received? Explain.
6. Which would you rather receive: the Order of Canada, a Juno Award, or 2nd Place in the Mississauga Fishing Club Spring Derby? Explain.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby Lootifer on Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:44 pm

Have you ever not trolled?
I go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby killboy108 on Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:27 pm

Which came first - Chicken or Egg?

Is there a God?

Will You get laid tonight?

Is there life on other planets?

Which are better, dogs or cats?

When is the World coming to an end?

Why do planes have flotation devices under passenger seats instead of parachutes?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby notyou2 on Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:52 pm

What does wearing a saddle really feel like?

Does the buckle chaff?

How long is your tongue?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby Iron Butterfly on Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:53 pm

Why were you asked to be interviewed again?

From your experience why is a mind is a terrible thing to waste?

Do you think you could cut the mustard as a WalMart greeter?

Who is your favorite One Direction member and why? (So as not to confuse you, choose a singer not their privates)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby bigpash on Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:55 am

Elbow or shoulder deep?

Whats your favorite cheese?

Would you stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:41 pm

What is the number one problem in the world?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby chapcrap on Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:37 pm

Which Yoshi is your favorite?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby warmonger1981 on Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:22 pm

Can you " Handle the Truth"?

Why are you so bad at trolling?

Do you eat mushrooms?

Do you trip on mushrooms?

Is your motto still " We might not be good but we sure are slow"?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby smegal69 on Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:21 pm

1, If love is blind, then why do you wear lingerie?

2, Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

3, Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?

4, Do modern day witches run spell check before they cast their spells?

5, Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

6, If olive oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?

7, If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

8, If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

9, Is it true cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

10, Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:05 am

What active suggestion would you most like to see implemented?

FYI: You are not allowed to comment on the circumstances of me firing you from the Suggestions team.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby smegal69 on Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:00 am

what are the circumstances of Metsfanmax firing you from the Suggestions team ???
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby safariguy5 on Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:37 pm

How annoying is Baby Mario?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby HardAttack on Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:45 pm

DoomYoshi,

are you happy in OSA ?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby willedtowin1 on Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:30 pm

What the Hell is going on here?
Why is Hardattack poaching players? Again!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby HardAttack on Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:47 am

willedtowin1 wrote:What the Hell is going on here?
Why is Hardattack poaching players? Again!


Poaching ? Who ? Me ? When ? How ? Ohh :shock:

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:37 am

Why doesn't HardAttack change his name to SoftDefence, which would be much more appropriate?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby chapcrap on Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:18 pm

What's your favorite dinosaur?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:19 am

What is the most beautiful work of art in the world?

What is the oddest civilization, past or present?

What is your favourite colour?

Who's your favourite eclectic musician?

What's your favourite emoticon?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

Postby safariguy5 on Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:46 pm

Thanks for your questions everyone, they will be answered in the upcoming issue of the CC Newsletter!
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