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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby eddie2 on Tue May 02, 2017 10:41 pm

Omg raz u just showed how much of a muppet u are lol. So u will ban someone for 24 hours for a event that only lasts 24 hours ????????. Seriously let me work ure supermarket rob u easy. And catchers sorry to say u should hear what raz says about your game play....
What was that again raz why has he called him self catchersmitt when he keeps on dropping the ball and u feel sorry and thays why u team up, lol u suck more than i suck
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby eddie2 on Tue May 02, 2017 11:02 pm

Ps raz u know i have owned you this thread. Will u ket me win ? Will u bollocks because you dont want to be classed as a bought mod (did u get that 20). Like the old kort days i got raz and like always worst mod gets majority vote.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby eddie2 on Tue May 02, 2017 11:06 pm

Ow and how i forgot. Raz u remember when aka disbanded, for me to get a position in fad. I had to join hh and cause upset to them because u didnt like keefie thinking he was a noob mod and stole ure position.

Ps guess what jist recieved a warning for spamming this thread. Whats up razorvich cant take the roasting, have i hurt your feelings lol im jist warming up .
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Dukasaur on Tue May 02, 2017 11:30 pm

Raz is a scupperhupper! He has relationships with plankbanks! He is eerie-weirie and pukka-peerie!
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed May 03, 2017 5:25 am

Who's Raz?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby willedtowin1 on Wed May 03, 2017 8:14 am

Would have been nice to have a few days notice of when this would start!
Especially since it only lasted for 24 hours..... =/
Piss Poor Planning by Wazzy Razzy Too Can Choo...................
Rushed his Roast and now Smells Like POO!


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It's called On & On Anon


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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby GeneralFault on Wed May 03, 2017 8:15 am

Razor must be born on a highway.................


because thats were must accidents happen
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby grifftron on Wed May 03, 2017 10:36 am

Raz the "Head Chatter", the title they give away to people that they want to turn down but feel bad for.

The chat rooms AKA the deadest place on CC. Wear it with pride bud.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby lensmall002 on Fri May 05, 2017 2:47 am

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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby ImaNoid on Fri May 05, 2017 12:07 pm

What do you get when you cross.breed Hillary Clinton with a Razorvich...nothing. There are some things even Hillary won't do.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby dgz345 on Fri May 05, 2017 1:53 pm

Didnt Razorvich get removed from the mod team? i thought we voted on it?
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Dukasaur on Fri May 05, 2017 3:41 pm

dgz345 wrote:Didnt Razorvich get removed from the mod team? i thought we voted on it?

He spent enough time kissing wicked's ass that he was spared.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby MSpitts24 on Sat May 06, 2017 10:44 am

R is for the rug burns his knees get from kissing CC management's ass
A is of awful - worst mod ever
Z is Zoo spunk
O is for O M Ghe's bad
R is for Redneck
V is for virtual ding dong
I is for itching, fleas I think
C is for cockroach
H is for hump
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby eddie2 on Sun May 07, 2017 10:07 am

Lol the old git. Takes him 5 days to get over a bottle of bucks fizz.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon May 08, 2017 10:24 am

This is the most disappointing selection of roasts I think I've ever read.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby EBConquer on Mon May 08, 2017 2:02 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:This is the most disappointing selection of roasts I think I've ever read.


:lol: :lol: :lol: it's true.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby BoganGod on Tue May 16, 2017 9:18 am

Sadly methods of cookery are not understood by the knuckle dragging mouth breathers that stalk these padded halls. Raisin Witch, first made me chuckle when he suggested that Collingwood supporters have good dental hygiene(collingwood supporters make homeless scouse amputees look physically impressive), he then decided to double down on his madness confidently suggesting that port will win more flags in the next 20years than West Coast have won in the past 20. Convinced that he was as barking as someone standing between josko and a shiny medal, I decided to prod the cage just a little bit more. 'Hey Razor mate, do you reckon Hilary Clinton would be a good root?', he liked the question so much he pulled out his 3mm(1/8th of an inch) dangling fury, greased up a bendy straw and used it as a fapping aide.
........Remember kids, with Pies(collingwood) tragics, if the ice(meth) doesn't get them, the congenital syphilis will. Expect irrational, American congressman type behaviour. Just think of what a fine man razor could have become if his brother/father had spent less time at home.
......Raiser twitch has been stewed, microwaved, limply whipped and par boiled, until now he hasn't been roasted. Suffer in your jocks son, your signed photo of Eddie McGuire won't save you now.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby jmyork82 on Tue May 16, 2017 10:44 am

One thing is for sure, Razorvich does not like Penis, in any form.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby willedtowin1 on Thu May 18, 2017 6:55 am

BEST FORUM ROAST: Image + 1200 Credits (3 Months Premium)
BEST LOGGED CHATROOM/GLOBAL ROAST: Image + 1200 Credits (3 Months Premium)



SO....Where's the Credits go?
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby wayneallstar on Thu May 18, 2017 10:00 am

willedtowin1 wrote:BEST FORUM ROAST: Image + 1200 Credits (3 Months Premium)
BEST LOGGED CHATROOM/GLOBAL ROAST: Image + 1200 Credits (3 Months Premium)



SO....Where's the Credits go?



Razorvich is like Rapunzel. But instead of letting his hair down, he just lets everyone down around him, ba dum. .................. had to get one more in just because.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Razorvich on Sat May 20, 2017 6:31 am

Thanks to everyone that participated.
I was actually wondering how long it would continue to attract roasts before someone said ....HEY... PRIZES SUCKER !!

Around 16 days (Eddie doesn't count)

So is there any interest to continue with another next month, for a duration of 2 weeks?
Is there anyone that either should be "Roasted", or will put their hand up TO BE ROASTED ?

Let me know, we can work something out.


PRIZES:

FORUM ROAST: tzor
show: tzor

CHAT ROAST: catstevens
show: catstevens


Thanks again... screw you all, you just made my "list"
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Godd on Sat May 20, 2017 6:47 am

Razorvich wrote:..........
So is there any interest to continue with another next month, for a duration of 2 weeks?

Me thinks you killed the ideal by waiting so long to post the winners
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby iAmCaffeine on Sat May 20, 2017 9:16 am

You gave chatstevens an award for using Google.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Razorvich on Sat May 20, 2017 9:55 am

iAmCaffeine wrote:You gave chatstevens an award for using Google.



at least he used it
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby iAmCaffeine on Sat May 20, 2017 3:20 pm

I would've added roasts of my own but I feel like I'd have been asking for a forum ban. Judging by the mild and cringeworthy posts here, it's not really about roasting. I'm not criticising you though, seems like it worked. I'd take part in the next competition but unfortunately Photoshop is no longer supported by my operating system.
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