I've started a new lifestyle.
No more espresso, no more black forest cake, no more eating a large pizza by myself, no more pigging out on piles of turkey at grandma's house, no more ordering three Big Macs in a drunken midnight run to Mickey D's, in fact no more fast food period. No more booze, no more cigarettes, no more weed, no more butyl nitrate. No more chasing skirts or seducing the interns. I'm exercising outdoors for 30 minutes a day and then doing 30 minutes of pushups and sit-ups before bed.
My lawyer has filed an appeal and with a bit of luck I'll be out of here before long.
