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New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby mrswdk on Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:35 am

Doritos is developing special snacks for women because crisps are too crunchy for girls.

According to Indra Nooyi, global chief executive at PepsiCo, which owns the famous snack brand, women don't enjoy crunching loudly or licking their fingers when eating crisps in public. The company's solution to this? Crisps with a quieter crunch that will be sold in handbag-sized packaging.


http://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/worklife ... s-crunchy/
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby 2dimes on Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:17 pm

They're corn chips.
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby mrswdk on Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:13 pm

Oh I see it's pedant o'clock.
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby notyou2 on Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:33 pm

How many handbags of chips crisps have you purchased?
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby riskllama on Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:48 pm

stupid.
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby Neoteny on Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:56 pm

#brands
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:28 pm

I once got a hooker for the price of a bag of Doritos.
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby riskllama on Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:51 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I once got a hooker for the price of a bag of Doritos.


the cheap man always pays twice, duk... :lol:
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:09 am

Would eating these chips make me look gay?

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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:10 am

Dukasaur wrote:I once got a hooker for the price of a bag of Doritos.

Nothing else to add to that story?

1/10.
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:35 am

Dukasaur wrote:I once got a hooker for the price of a bag of Doritos.


Let's not talk about your trips to Third World Countries. Did you use the empty Doritos bag as a condom?
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:58 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I once got a hooker for the price of a bag of Doritos.

Nothing else to add to that story?

1/10.

Sounds like a good PL story...
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:01 pm

Almost as bad as a llama story.

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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby riskllama on Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:40 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Almost as bad as a llama story.

-TG


way to kick a llama when he's down, TG... :(
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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:40 pm

Just kidding, i love your stories. Simply been burned too many times.

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Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

Postby KoolBak on Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:06 am

By hookers?? Damn boyo...you been hanging out in NE Portland? Shoulda stopped on your way by!
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