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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:13 am

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jonesthecurl wrote:So the curlson's daughter now calls me "Grandpa Jonesey". That's fine, but she's taken to calling her dad "Daddy Jonesey", which I find much more amusing than he does.


Once when I was working at a camp job there was a fellow that was a single Dad. Not sure of the story on the kids mom. So while he was in camp his son would be at home with the fellows parent/the kids grand parents.

One of the other guys on the crew would tease him that his kid would be confused on turn around and used to mimic him saying, "Mommy, I don't like it when my big brother comes home. Why do I have to let him sleep in my bed?"

Most of the crew enjoyed that.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:54 pm

I have no pity for those jobs stealing bastards.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:01 pm




I couldn't get through that. Is there some point where it becomes less annoying than French?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:18 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:23 pm

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I couldn't get through that. Is there some point where it becomes less annoying than French?


No. It's just a collection of funny anecdotes about how terrible french is.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:24 am

Maybe I should try again. I missed the funny.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:23 am

All this convinced me, on some subconscious level, that to learn a foreign language meant almost by default to learn French. Sufficient exposure to the sounds of French, I also gathered, might lead to fluency by osmosis. More than a quarter-century later, French President Emmanuel Macron has set about spending hundreds of millions of euros on an international campaign to reintroduce versions of those now unpopular notions: that his country’s language is easily acquirable, and that it’s worth acquiring in the first place. Macron believes, as he told a group of students in Burkina Faso last year, that French (which in number of speakers currently occupies sixth place behind Mandarin Chinese, English, Hindi, Spanish, and Arabic) can potentially become “the number one language in Africa and maybe even the world.”


This whole paragraph is funny, but especially the punchline.

How about this:
The result, more than 200 pages later: “I still don’t speak French, only now I don’t speak it better.”
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:35 am

Maybe it's me.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:41 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:49 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:28 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby riskllama on Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:43 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Aug 05, 2018 2:21 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
2dimes wrote:



I couldn't get through that. Is there some point where it becomes less annoying than French?


No. It's just a collection of funny anecdotes about how terrible french is.



Serendipity.

I was just reading this Stephen Hawking lecture about leaky black holes, and even he can't resist making fun of the French:
http://www.hawking.org.uk/into-a-black-hole.html
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:24 pm

Well he's being eaten by worms so... The French win this round.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:31 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:53 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:29 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:18 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:31 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:52 pm

Grand-daughter (the curlsonette) is staying here for a few days which is nice, but unfortunately involves putting up with the mother too. Having a very hard time not screaming "GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:53 pm

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Would you rather....
Georgia plays a real team
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a game against a school that is more fictional than Hogwarts (Austin peay..., not even in Austin)?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:44 pm

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