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Re: Killing the -ish

Postby 2dimes on Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:14 pm

I like how it has started placing a question mark in front of capital I. That's kind of fun.
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Re: Killing the -ish

Postby notyou2 on Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:05 pm

2dimes wrote:Pfft. The joke is cheque as in the Canadian word would go in-noticed by most spell cheque programs. But not apple products. They don't recognize cheque so sometimes this one ?I am using will auto fill "cheque" ha it just did it in reverse. I tried to write c h e w u e. The next level of the joke is sheet stain told me to blame my education, the precursor of the current one where they don't teach spelling because you will just pick it up using spell check.

As the teacher who informed us of that ten years ago said, "Welcome to the finial age." Finial should be d I g I t a l but I probably spelled it wrong so that was what got put in there.

I really shouldn't even look at things. I should just fire them out there to make my posts even funnier.


Funny how a product made in China forces you to use American-ish spellings of words.

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Re: Killing the -ish

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:46 am

thegreekdog wrote:
2dimes wrote:I hope that's for me. I did that intentionally. I wish my spelling was much worse. The iPad's spell chewue helps some weird stuff happen. Case in point chewue. You know because I was going for the wrong form of check and then the w is too close to the q, clumsy fat finger and viola!


Or you could just spell it "check" like a real English speaker...


Um, like English people? Who write it "cheque"?
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Re: Killing the -ish

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:15 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
2dimes wrote:I hope that's for me. I did that intentionally. I wish my spelling was much worse. The iPad's spell chewue helps some weird stuff happen. Case in point chewue. You know because I was going for the wrong form of check and then the w is too close to the q, clumsy fat finger and viola!


Or you could just spell it "check" like a real English speaker...


Um, like English people? Who write it "cheque"?


Dude... 1776... we won.
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Re: Killing the -ish

Postby notyou2 on Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:05 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
2dimes wrote:I hope that's for me. I did that intentionally. I wish my spelling was much worse. The iPad's spell chewue helps some weird stuff happen. Case in point chewue. You know because I was going for the wrong form of check and then the w is too close to the q, clumsy fat finger and viola!


Or you could just spell it "check" like a real English speaker...


Um, like English people? Who write it "cheque"?


Dude... 1776... we won.


Won what? The right to say you invented English?
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Re: Killing the -ish

Postby HitRed on Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:09 pm

If the War of Independence was fought over spelling we are seriously going to rewrite the history books.
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Re: Killing the -ish

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:33 pm

Perhaps we should redraught them.
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Re: Killing the -ish

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:58 pm

notyou2 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
2dimes wrote:I hope that's for me. I did that intentionally. I wish my spelling was much worse. The iPad's spell chewue helps some weird stuff happen. Case in point chewue. You know because I was going for the wrong form of check and then the w is too close to the q, clumsy fat finger and viola!


Or you could just spell it "check" like a real English speaker...


Um, like English people? Who write it "cheque"?


Dude... 1776... we won.


Won what? The right to say you invented English?


Yes. Could you imagine if the Declaration of Independence was written in the King's English?

"When in the course of humane eventsee it becoumes necessary for oune peopleee to dissoulve..."

"We houlde these truthes to be self-evidente, that all men are creauted equal..."

Gross.

jonesthecurl wrote:Perhaps we should redraught them.


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Re: Killing the -ish

Postby 2dimes on Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:08 pm

I'm using an Irish accent to type this. Can you hear it? I sound like that chick from the Cranberries.
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Re: Killing the -ish

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:41 pm

What do you call a partial Hebrew?

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