Koalas

[2dimes]

First even though she doesn't want me to get a paying gig right now my wife used to say, "YOU'RE NOT RETIRED!!" When I would say I was as a joke.

Second I was forced to quit drinking several times to make payments on this stupid house. Back when I used to work to make mortgage payments.

So maybe the word "simple" was abuse of English but... If I drank more than two alcoholic beverages a week I would need to get a job to pay for them. I already get lectured for spending too much on food prepared by people that are not me.

Point is the rules are oppressive when you refuse to chip in to pay for that light your child left on.

[KoolBak]

So for $10 / month expense, you'd have to get a job?

That's one tight budget. Better not buy that bicycle.

[2dimes]

Should I get a nice old Chevy instead? I realize I'll never buy an airplane since I can't even fly anymore.

[riskllama]

So for $10 / month expense, you'd have to get a job?

That's one tight budget. Better not buy that bicycle.

lol, he had a rather nice bicycle - sort of a collectors item, really - that he sold for $35. to the right person/llama, it was easily worth upwards of $400/500, maybe even $1000, if it was in the condition he claimed it was. was a sad day, that one... .

[Dukasaur]

Should I get a nice old Chevy instead? I realize I'll never buy an airplane since I can't even fly anymore.

Why can't you fly any more?

[2dimes]

I like it here in the land of make believe. We should ride the koalas!

Do I answer duke or make up a cool story? Intermingling real life here is not something I'm into.

[Dukasaur]

I like it here in the land of make believe. We should ride the koalas!

Do I answer duke or make up a cool story? Intermingling real life here is not something I'm into.

Okay, no probs. Don't doc yourself more than you're comfortable with.

Me, I spew real life into these forums all the time.

[2dimes]

Since you or your phone spelled dox that way I'll talk. My Cat 3 is suspended pending TC reviewing a letter from the opthamologist.

I do regret putting real life on here but I'll change my avatar to reflect why I keep doing it.

If it's any consolation and I don't care if it is or not.. I troll my wife way worse and she can't avoid me by going to some other website or a private forum.

I have a pretty nice mountain bike. It's getting older but functions perfectly. A guy online wanted to buy it but was talking about paying way less than I would sell it for. I would have to spend around $2000+ to replace it with something equivalent partially because the geometry fits me perfectly, I can't find bikes that tall. I would have upgraded years ago but can't justify spending enough to get something as high quality that I like. One day that guy online was being a pain about it so I claimed to have put it on eBay and sold it for $35. Now I thought that would be a pretty obvious joke. Maybe not.

[riskllama]

hmm...want to sell it? asking for a friend...

[HitRed]

[2dimes]

hmm...want to sell it? asking for a friend...

Not really. If I won several million dollars I might but probably still no. I like it a lot. If I win at least a million in 2019 maybe we can buy one like it for you and ride around Haida gwaia[sp?]. There is a place to get good sandwiches there yes?

[riskllama]

not really, no.

[2dimes]

How do you survive? I need samiches.

[Quirk]

[DoomYoshi]

How do you survive? I need samiches.

looks like you'll have to bring the wife

[riskllama]

How do you survive? I need samiches.

i usually just make my own. failing that, me ma's is between 400-500 steps from my front door, depending on the tide...

[Bentelbow]

How do you survive? I need samiches.

i usually just make my own. failing that, me ma's is between 400-500 steps from my front door, depending on the tide...

You were raised by merpeople?

[HitRed]

How do you survive? I need samiches.

i usually just make my own. failing that, me ma's is between 400-500 steps from my front door, depending on the tide...

You were raised by merpeople?

He is Spongebob silly