[CCX] R4: TOFU (27) vs S&M (34) - S&M Wins - Final 12/12/20

by **emilywink** on Thu Oct 01, 2020 3:22 pm

I am hoping we can just stop this war, and come to a peaceful agreement. No more blood has to be spilled. Can we do a 24 hour cease fire in all games? Maybe work out our differences?
In all honesty, I cant even remember why we are fighting in the first place.

by **catnipdreams** on Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:53 pm

I can be bribed with extremely high quality, fair trade, organic dark chocolate....

by **rockfist** on Sat Oct 03, 2020 11:41 pm

Unfortunately for you, the red mist has descended and some of us can only be paid off in blood.

by **Arama86n** on Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:15 am

emilywink wrote::)
i miss these TOFU/S&M war threads
and i long to make Ara weep on his muddled carpet

can i be secretary of OBM?

Secretary General emilywink.
Supreme ruler of OBM, and thus the universe.
Sounds about right.

If elevated to this loftiest of positions, would you make sure we are well stocked in Jaffa Cakes and carpet cleaning supplies?

by **rockfist** on Mon Oct 05, 2020 6:38 pm

Since I’m fighting a war, I would like a lifetime supply of Trenbolone too (don’t worry I won’t live more than 2-3 months on it but I’ll leave a swath of destruction a county mile wide).

by **emilywink** on Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:32 pm

i am very strict with the finances, carpet cleaning supplies is simply not in our budget, and though i cannot do Trenbolone, i can do toblerone. It is not dark, but it might be enough to at least satisfy catnipdreams. As for Jaffa cakes, again, i can do toblerone. i am kinda banking on the toberlone satisfying the jaffa cake, dark chocolate, carpet cleaning supply and Trenbolone requests.

by **Swimmerdude99** on Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:09 pm

Wait, can you get high quality coffee?

by **Arama86n** on Thu Oct 08, 2020 3:13 pm

Toblerone is tasty. Might make me forget the filthy carpet for a while...

Low quality medium roast coffee should be treated as a biohazard Swimmer

A great espresso is pleasing to the stomach, and the very soul of a being... O:)

by **emilywink** on Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:13 pm

we could try to recruit iamcaffeine, but i think he might be more like the medium roast than the espresso

by **Arama86n** on Thu Oct 15, 2020 2:19 pm

emilywink wrote:we could try to recruit iamcaffeine, but i think he might be more like the medium roast than the espresso

I laughed so hard

-And I am so stealing that!

I have this friend who never shuts up about her dating life. I'm going to wait until she has found a reasonably unsavory type, and then drop that line O:)

"So, what do you think?"
"uh, I think that guy might be more of a cheap medium roast than a fine espresso, dear. If you catch my drift..." :lol:

by **emilywink** on Thu Oct 15, 2020 7:49 pm

hehehehehe

by **niMic** on Sat Oct 17, 2020 6:06 am

emily, stop amusing the enemy! Tell them sad stories instead of jokes.

by **Extreme Ways** on Sat Oct 17, 2020 3:50 pm

niMic wrote:emily, stop amusing the enemy! Tell them sad stories instead of jokes.

My cat died 12-12-2016.

by **Extreme Ways** on Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:47 am

Extreme Ways wrote:
niMic wrote:emily, stop amusing the enemy! Tell them sad stories instead of jokes.

My cat died 12-12-2016.

It's not really a story in this form though it is sad.

Dear thing had kidney as well as bladder issues. Couldn't keep in any liquid or food, didn't even want to eat his favorite meals. We were forced to put him down after about a week of this, devastating to see someone you love suffer so much.

We were lucky to be allowed to take him back home.