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FIX - THE - RICE

Postby 2dimes on Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:56 pm

It's under cooked and crunchy.
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:21 am

2dimes wrote:It's under cooked and crunchy.


https://www.finecooking.com/article/salvaging-not-so-perfect-rice
Cooking a perfect pot of rice isn’t difficult, but sometimes, it doesn’t turn out as perfect as you’d like. So here are ways to fix rice that has turned out less than perfectly:

Problem: The rice is still very chewy or hard in the middle after the allotted time.
Solution: Add just enough water to create a little steam, 1/4 cup or less. Put the lid on and cook the rice on very low heat for another 5 minutes.

Problem: The rice is cooked but too wet.
Solution: Uncover the pot and cook over low heat to evaporate the water. Or gently turn the rice out onto a baking sheet and dry it in a low oven.

Problem: The grains are split and the rice is mushy.
Solution: Use the rice for rice pudding and start over if you have the time.

Problem: The bottom layer of rice has burned.
Solution: Run cold water over the outside of the pot’s bottom to keep the burnt flavor from permeating the rest of the rice (don’t add water to the rice itself).Tip out as much rice as you can salvage.
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby 2dimes on Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:06 am

Your worthless, shitty, RIGGED, clumsy, unbalanced, meal enjoyment-destroying, RICE.

Who are the ADMIN's; OWNER's of this website that for +10-11 years, have stood by scratching their heads while THOUSANDS of members have abandoned CC.... ?
Who do I speak to in order to get this message through?

- it is NOT occasional verbal abuse
- it is not biased truces/alliances
- it is not personal matters unbeknownst to any others
- it is not collective change of internet gameplay dynamics, and enhanced tech desires
.....that are the primary cause of declining traffic.

it is the RICE, ruining meal after meal after meal after meal after meal. And ruining Combo after Combo after Combo after Combo...

Your efforts to diversify game dynamics within the website are commendable, as is your enthusiasm and passion for keeping this ship running. Most operations and features of CC are tip-top. Your FAILURE to acknowledge the undercooked parts as the main reason of disinterest and dissuasion, continues to be the main problem you refuse to solve.

Why.......?
Why won't you amend & correct the changes made to the RICE formula in 2011/2012?
Have you been 'locked-out' of the access codes to be able to do this?
Did you forget how to rectify this nonsensical side dish?
Is a former Admin holding the recipe for RICE, hostage?
.....maybe you are afraid to make any corrections because doing so would be the admission that for more than a f**king decade, thousands of members have been screwed over by a problem you previously denied was even an issue, when you could have just fixed it?

EVERYBODY KNOWS THERE'S A PROBLEM!


I write this because i want to know how Uncle Ben can HELP!! I want to be able to enjoy lunch without hitting 10-grains of uncooked food with my teeth, just to lose my appetite.
This shit needs to end, or your website will continue to wither away. Tell us all why you:
A) are unable to fix this problem
B) are unwittingly supporting the destructive cook
C) are choosing to ignore our pleas for a fix for +10 years

.....do you need the assistance of a chef/rice cooker to fix this problem? Or are you actively supporting this ongoing horseshit?

Because it ain't working.
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jul 26, 2022 3:22 pm

=D> =D> =D>
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby jusplay4fun on Tue Jul 26, 2022 3:53 pm

YES, OF COURSE, THIS is the reason:

1) CC is in Decline;

2) Players complain about CC;

3) inflation is too high;

4) Foods tastes so bad TODAY;

5) why Food is so Expensive;

6) women reject so many CC players;

7) jimmie boi and ralph are so DUMMM (or dumb, or plain STOOOOPID, to be Frank); and

8) why there is too much Darkness and stupidity in this world.
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby PureStink on Tue Jul 26, 2022 4:15 pm

jusplay4fun wrote:5) why Food is so Expensive;

FIX - THE - PRICE
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby jusplay4fun on Tue Jul 26, 2022 4:40 pm

PureStink wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:5) why Food is so Expensive;

FIX - THE - PRICE


Good one, but it is better to FIX- the - LICE, FIX- the - MICE, FIX- the - VICE,

And while we are at it, FIX - the - SPICE, BUT NOT the SPLICE.
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby TeeGee on Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:06 pm

I fixed it TWICE
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby TeeGee on Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:07 pm

Take my advice
and fry the rice

add bacon, not mice
It'll taste real nice
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby jusplay4fun on Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:07 pm

Twice as nice, TeeGee. :D
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:44 am

Time to post in this one thrice.
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:44 pm

Is thrice the rice, thrice as nice?
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby IcePack on Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:22 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Is thrice the rice, thrice as nice?


Maybe they need to use Ice?
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby jusplay4fun on Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:42 pm

Be Nice, especially on Ice, use a bit of Spice, and then cook the Rice, nicely. Avoid Lice, and don't Splice things. AND FIX the PRICE of the Dice, OR ELSE..!!
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jul 28, 2022 5:30 am

Admin,

Fix
The
Peking
Rice
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby jusplay4fun on Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:37 pm

2dimes wrote:Admin,

Fix
The
Peking
Rice


Or, Fix the Rice from Beijing.
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby Ltrain on Thu Aug 04, 2022 5:59 pm

I guess if people keep bumping CC is declining I can bump this amazing post I just noticed. Well done, sir!
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby 2dimes on Thu Aug 04, 2022 10:01 pm

Hey. It was only resting for a week, fun parody threads are not as prevalent in GD.
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby jusplay4fun on Sun Aug 07, 2022 3:40 am

Ltrain wrote:I guess if people keep bumping CC is declining I can bump this amazing post I just noticed. Well done, sir!


2dimes has a great sense of humor and great posts, too. =D> :D :lol: :D =D>
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Re: FIX - THE - RICE

Postby riskllama on Tue Aug 09, 2022 3:34 am

wp, 2dimes...*salutes*
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