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Re: Why did the hippo leave us? [contest]

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:14 pm
by Bradley Bomber
He went out the door, got even fatter, then couldn't fit back in.

Re: Why did the hippo leave us? [contest]

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:50 pm
by notyou2
Another hippo killed him.

Re: Why did the hippo leave us? [contest]

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:53 pm
by notyou2
Oh oh oh.....the Copenhagen zoo deemed that his genes were not diverse enough, so they killed him and cut him up in front of children and fed him to the zoo's lions.

Re: Why did the hippo leave us? [contest]

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:08 pm
by Dukasaur
notyou2 wrote:Oh oh oh.....the Copenhagen zoo deemed that his genes were not diverse enough, so they killed him and cut him up in front of children and fed him to the zoo's lions.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Why did the hippo leave us? [contest]

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:28 pm
by notyou2
Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Oh oh oh.....the Copenhagen zoo deemed that his genes were not diverse enough, so they killed him and cut him up in front of children and fed him to the zoo's lions.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Did you read that story about Marius the giraffe? Unbelievable.

Surely they could have found a home for him.

Re: Why did the hippo leave us? [contest]

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:41 am
by Dukasaur
notyou2 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Oh oh oh.....the Copenhagen zoo deemed that his genes were not diverse enough, so they killed him and cut him up in front of children and fed him to the zoo's lions.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Did you read that story about Marius the giraffe? Unbelievable.

Surely they could have found a home for him.
I personally don't understand the outrage. I'm with the zookeeper who said, "if it was a pig nobody would raise an eyebrow." Animals eat other animals. Why is it more cruel to kill a giraffe to feed the lions than to kill a cow to feed the lions?

I'm not insensitive. I wish it were otherwise, but the universe is set up to guarantee death and suffering. Net entropy always increases, so you cannot build without destroying, and you cannot live without killing.

Re: Why did the hippo leave us? [contest]

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:07 am
by notyou2
Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Oh oh oh.....the Copenhagen zoo deemed that his genes were not diverse enough, so they killed him and cut him up in front of children and fed him to the zoo's lions.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Did you read that story about Marius the giraffe? Unbelievable.

Surely they could have found a home for him.
I personally don't understand the outrage. I'm with the zookeeper who said, "if it was a pig nobody would raise an eyebrow." Animals eat other animals. Why is it more cruel to kill a giraffe to feed the lions than to kill a cow to feed the lions?

I'm not insensitive. I wish it were otherwise, but the universe is set up to guarantee death and suffering. Net entropy always increases, so you cannot build without destroying, and you cannot live without killing.
As a child I had a lot of freckles. Giraffes hold a special place in my heart.