Conquer Club

Lootifer wrote: inb4 this gets posted in out of context quotes

eddie2 wrote:So telling someone to what was it.
Suck my balls or lick my balls is not ok if you say so.

eddie2 wrote:so you saying that all players that go through this are bad players

fiestadelimon wrote:You don't have to be here long to know that you're a fucking retard.

eddie2 wrote:Well, in order to be taken seriously by the people you want to challenge, you need to have something to offer as well, i.e. bring your own points to the table which you can do by, you guessed it, rising in rank i am bringing somthing to the table a lesson on how to play this board but as ussuall...

eddie2 wrote:best wat to get round that invite them to a private game and do it in game chat. since the mods are flexy on game chat. and no complaints if u message all to say thats what it is.

khazalid wrote:let andy force his 'homosexuality' down your throat

2dimes wrote:I wish I were single. I'd like to tickle women.

owenshooter wrote:i went and left my last opponent

TheMissionary wrote:i think we've both got both of those off each other

Anarkistsdream wrote:f*ck you guys!!! this site, dammit! seriously, yo...

saxitoxin wrote:I warrant he's pretty.

betiko wrote:And if you are the one able to reach the dick... Are you sucking your sister s cock??

betiko wrote:...i m...stupid and... i need to look up..these things. You are...a... understanding...greek...

I...perform... autofellatio...

saxitoxin wrote:overall an impressive performance by DoomYoshi, especially considering the handicap he admitted to at the end

DoomYoshi wrote:I have to do an entire fucking

Metsfanmax wrote:I'll help you out.

DoomYoshi wrote:im done now

BigBallinStalin wrote:2 minutes! World record!!

DoomYoshi wrote:it wasn't actually hard

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 8&t=198606

Gillipig wrote:Quirk, you are my homie!

Gillipig wrote:Quirk my homie! ... Go ahead. Quirk him.

nietzsche wrote:Most people "feel" their mind is behind their eyes, I "feel" mine is behind my testicles.

BigBallinStalin wrote:I like socialism

oVo wrote: Speaking three languages fluently means you're trilingual and those who speak two are bilingual, but if you just speak one? You're American.

Serbia wrote:While working off an 8' ladder, I suddenly felt like I was being stabbed by a needle going up my shaft.

DaGip wrote:If I was rich, I would just stick my dick in a thawed out turkey and call it good.

ChrisPond wrote:
And if I have to meet with client? The t-shirt comes off

saxitoxin wrote:

Serbia wrote:While working off an 8' ladder, I suddenly felt like I was being stabbed by a needle going up my shaft.

Whose 8-foot ladder was he working off?

Lootifer wrote:Mate, you can cup my ass anytime

musicalmaven wrote:i don't know what's wrong with me, but i keep giving myself the finger.

nietzsche wrote:I've never actually fucked a (female) prostitute.