Conquer Club

hecter wrote:

strike wolf wrote:I say you were both lying and telling the truth. Afterall it's a mixed up world.

It's entirely possible. Perhaps even likely!

Fluffernutter anybody?

Maybe you're not even on this forum. maybe you're just imagining this conversation while staring at piss porn.

strike wolf wrote:

hecter wrote:

strike wolf wrote:I say you were both lying and telling the truth. Afterall it's a mixed up world.

It's entirely possible. Perhaps even likely!

Fluffernutter anybody?

Maybe you're not even on this forum. maybe you're just imagining this conversation while staring at piss porn.

No, I'm fairly certain I'm here and not watching piss porn. But only fairly certain. There's always room for error.

Really? That's too bad. I was hoping you would have a better answer than that.

strike wolf wrote:Really? That's too bad. I was hoping you would have a better answer than that.

Sorry. I was preoccupied with piss porn.

Well I guess that answer is a little more witty. Now what were we talking about again?

hecter wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Really? That's too bad. I was hoping you would have a better answer than that.

Sorry. I was preoccupied with piss porn.

*slap* you promised you wouldn't tell

strike wolf wrote:Well I guess that answer is a little more witty. Now what were we talking about again?

Wasn't it always piss porn? Or was it hay fever?

And sorry apey

I think this conversation is starting to get out of hand.

strike wolf wrote:I think this conversation is starting to get out of hand.

I imagine so. Shall we shift the conversation over to fluffernutters?

... and I hope that the normally-flirtatious Apey has not been driven away by the discussion of "sexy" topics that even a spanky, smacky, naughty girl might find yucky.

(No, Apey, not bidding to be added to the list of flirters. Far too old, far too faithful).

jonesthecurl wrote:... and I hope that the normally-flirtatious Apey has not been driven away by the discussion of "sexy" topics that even a spanky, smacky, naughty girl might find yucky.

Has, she's used to this by now. She's been flirting with me longer than she has with most.

Don't know about the old part but I do have a girlfriend who's figured out my password for this site.

strike wolf wrote:Don't know about the old part but I do have a girlfriend who's figured out my password for this site.

So change it?

Hi, strike-wolf's girlfriend. Fancy doing something pervy with a really old guy?

(bet you change it now!)

Actually if I changed it now it only looks more like I have something to hide.

Spoilsport.
Ok, hi Strike's girlfriend. only joking.

jonesthecurl wrote:Spoilsport.
Ok, hi Strike's girlfriend. only joking.

But don't worry, if you're in need I'll always do freaky, pervy things with you.

Okay I'll change it. You guys win.

strike wolf wrote:Okay I'll change it. You guys win.

Sweet...

I always make sure my password is supersecret... *wink wink*

Meh, she'll probably find a way to hack my account anyways.

jonesthecurl wrote:... and I hope that the normally-flirtatious Apey has not been driven away by the discussion of "sexy" topics that even a spanky, smacky, naughty girl might find yucky.

(No, Apey, not bidding to be added to the list of flirters. Far too old, far too faithful).

yeah I am married and faithful my hubby knows he married a helpless flirt but He knows I am all his and the flirting is only flirting and will always be only flirting

So you're saying I shouldn't give my friend your number?

Nope but he can come play amongst the forums with me

This thread is Huge.

apey wrote:Nope but he can come play amongst the forums with me

is that what your husband calls them.