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Posted: **Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:58 pm**

sheepofdumb wrote:you spelled STEEL wrong.

ha!

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:09 am**

K make me a axe... and i want 1 long for 10gp

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:43 am**

im just going to put myself on Auto sleep and eat

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:00 pm**

lol k

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:09 pm**

How about 1 longsword for 5 gp and 1 food.
Hey rank 3 i will sell you a knife for 5 gp.
I eat 1 grain.
I start to make a shovel.
After i make a shovel i go to sleep.

Gp:45
House: small
Stuff: 2 bronze long swords, 3 bronze knifes, 1 bandage, 40 bronze bars, 2 bronze daggers, unlimited hammers.
P point:3
jobs: miner/smith
Smith level=12

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:03 pm**

deal. "Ranck3 gains 1 longsword"

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:31 pm**

which type of food did you give me?
I wake up.
I will sell you a knife for 5 gp.
Selling shovel, bronze long sword, bronze knives, and bronze daggers.

Gp:50
House: small
Stuff: 1 food, 1 shovel, 1 bronze long swords, 3 bronze knifes, 1 bandage, 40 bronze bars, 2 bronze daggers, unlimited hammers.
P point:3
jobs: miner/smith
Smith level=12

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:33 pm**

who needs a sword when you have a shotty

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:33 pm**

Ranck3s Grain Multiply! 10-20

yea... wheat
Ranck3 losses 1 wheat.

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:46 pm**

You can block bullets with the blade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I make a shovel.
rank3 you should make it that if you have a shovel you get more food when your food multiples.
Rank3 i will sell you a knife for 5 gp.

Gp:50
House: small
Stuff: 1 wheat, 1 food, 1 shovel, 1 bronze long swords, 3 bronze knifes, 1 bandage, 38 bronze bars, 2 bronze daggers, unlimited hammers.
P point:3
jobs: miner/smith
Smith level=15

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:47 pm**

jeffonfire wrote:You can block bullets with the blade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gp:50
House: small
Stuff: 1 wheat, 1 food, 1 shovel, 1 bronze long swords, 3 bronze knifes, 1 bandage, 40 bronze bars, 2 bronze daggers, unlimited hammers.
P point:3
jobs: miner/smith
Smith level=12

Only if your a freaking god

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:57 am**

dirty... yea... i all rdy got sword so i just wanted a better one.

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:25 pm**

I go in fount of my home and pick up a rock then i grind my wheat into flower with it. I go into my home and get some water and mix it with the wheat. Then i cook the wheat in my oven. This gets me 1 bread.
I mine 20 iron ore and 20 coal.
Rank3 i will sell you a knife for 5 gp.
DirtyDishSoap why don't you become a store person as well as a gun guy.

Gp:50
House: small
Stuff: 1 bread, 1 food, 2 shovel, 1 bronze long swords, 3 bronze knifes, 1 bandage, 38 bronze bars, 2 bronze daggers, unlimited hammers.
P point:3
jobs: miner/smith
Smith level=15

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:59 pm**

i need a axe.

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:59 pm**

I feel genorous and only tax 5 for today.

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:00 pm**

you have one rank3.

Gp:45
House: small
Stuff: 20 iron ore, 20 coal, 1 bread, 1 food, 2 shovel, 1 bronze long swords, 3 bronze knifes, 1 bandage, 38 bronze bars, 2 bronze daggers, unlimited hammers.
P point:3
jobs: miner/smith
Smith level=15

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:33 pm**

k.. lol...

Ranck3 cuts down several logs! "he gains 50 logs"

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:35 pm**

maybe we should get a local comedian...have him tell jokes twice a day and get paid and if he doesnt tell them or if the jokes suck we kill him

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:40 pm**

kk... lol...

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:41 pm**

maybe not killing part... lol...

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:59 pm**

I start Cutting Oak logs...

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:20 pm**

Okay I will be the comedian(

MY first joke:
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

Pilot: Something loose in cockpit.
Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit.

Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield.
Engineers: Live bugs on back-order.

Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
Engineers: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Engineers: Evidence removed.

Pilot: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Engineers: DME volume set to more believable level.

Pilot: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Engineers: That's what friction locks are for.

Pilot: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
Engineers: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield.
Engineers: Suspect you're right.

Pilot: Number 3 engine missing.
Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Pilot: Aircraft handles funny.
Engineers: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Pilot: Target radar hums.
Engineers: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

Pilot: Mouse in cockpit.
Engineers: Cat installed.

Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Engineers: Took hammer away from midget

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:24 pm**

Oh and how much money do I start with?

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:26 pm**

lol pretty funny... ill give ya 5 gold.

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:27 pm**

I tax 5 gold.

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