Conquer Club

jonesthecurl wrote:WHO POISONED THE COOKIES?

apey wrote:you know I havent posted in here in a LONG time
*eats a cookie*

And here we were beginning to think that you didn't like us anymore.

targetman377 wrote:well i am now writing a history paper due tomarow cause finals are next week. for me!!! how did you do on them lone wolf by the way hopefully good.

Terrible. I only got a 105 on my Philosophy final and the rest were no better than 104s.

targetman377 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:[brings cookie that the kids made recently] here - try this.

i saw you put the posin in them

Don't listen to him. Target did all the poisoning himself. Here I have proof.

*shows video tape.*

targetman377 wrote:

apey wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

apey wrote: do i dare
*tries cookie*
well it IS a cookie
*gobbles cookie up*
TY

******falls over dead*.....* taget comes and pushes needly in heart saves your life*

OMG TY
joneseyyy you tried to kill me
you bastard!!!!!!!!!

dont worry i got snipers placed trained on him he makes one wrong move he is a gonners or if you want me to tell my people i will pass the order???? just say what you think

*Pulls out gigantic magnet.*

Now all your guns belong to me. Today I saved yet another innocent life.

derfderf34 wrote:to defeat our enemy (censored) we must become our enemy (censored)

*Double-douses with holy water*

targetman377 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:
Applauds intruiging improv drama just enacted, eats cookie.

*****Jones Curl falls over DEAD!!!!!***** target comes again to the rescue******* again******* this is getting old

*****YELLS**** IF ONE MORE PERSON EATS thouse cookies i will get really mad and i am NOT coming to your rescue!!!!!!

Sorry false alarm people. It turns out the cookies weren't poisoned after all. Or I guess more accurately, they had a tranquilizer in them, mistakenly put in, but would only be deadly if eaten in vast quantities. Glad we got that cleared up.

targetman377 wrote:

derfderf34 wrote:holy water?

yep it fixes things if you say the forbidding word. ok i guess lone wolf starreded so he can tell us more about it if he ever comes

You see when people mention the forbidden words and other forbidden items, which rarely, if ever get mentioned, I splash them with holy water. It's a potent mix of acid and other skin burning chemicals that are sure to leave a mark.

Well, I'm in Atlanta now. ran into a mix of rain and sun on the way up. Helped to create a rather picturesque sky. I would've taken a picture but you know driving. That and when I asked my imaginary friend Super Hercules to do it, he told me to go to hell.

strike wolf wrote:

apey wrote:you know I havent posted in here in a LONG time
*eats a cookie*

And here we were beginning to think that you didn't like us anymore.

I luv everyone I just been in chat

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

derfderf34 wrote:holy water?

yep it fixes things if you say the forbidding word. ok i guess lone wolf starreded so he can tell us more about it if he ever comes

You see when people mention the forbidden words and other forbidden items, which rarely, if ever get mentioned, I splash them with holy water. It's a potent mix of acid and other skin burning chemicals that are sure to leave a mark.

no that you mention it...
*starts running around screaming that my arm is on fire*

jonesthecurl wrote:ubiquitous?
flaccid?
antidisestablishmentarian?
I gotta whole dictionary here, gimme a clue.

I like flaccid.

targetman377 wrote:*****Jones Curl falls over DEAD!!!!!***** target comes again to the rescue******* again******* this is getting old

*****YELLS**** IF ONE MORE PERSON EATS thouse cookies i will get really mad and i am NOT coming to your rescue!!!!!!

I'm awful hungry... *eats cookie*... What were you saying targetman?

ARRRGH!!!!!

*dies*

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:[brings cookie that the kids made recently] here - try this.

i saw you put the posin in them

Don't listen to him. Target did all the poisoning himself. Here I have proof.

*shows forged video tape.*

Why would you do that?

And I'm spent.

what did that take ya hun a minute
I am disappointed i was sure u were better than a minute man

apey wrote:what did that take ya hun a minute
I am disappointed i was sure u were better than a minute man

They call me 'two minute tommy' where I live

autoload wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:[brings cookie that the kids made recently] here - try this.

i saw you put the posin in them

Don't listen to him. Target did all the poisoning himself. Here I have proof.

*shows forged video tape.*

Why would you do that?

What? I just hate false accusations.

apey wrote:what did that take ya hun a minute
I am disappointed i was sure u were better than a minute man

Hey, that's quite an achievement for me nowadays.

Whenever you think of bringing someone down (auto). Just remember what ELO says.

i can my bike with no handle bars.

spaceghst44 wrote:i can my bike with no handle bars.

Good for you. I think.

strike wolf wrote:

spaceghst44 wrote:i can my bike with no handle bars.

Good for you. I think.

question does your mommy call you special?

Low blow target. But no she doesn't.

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:[brings cookie that the kids made recently] here - try this.

i saw you put the posin in them

Don't listen to him. Target did all the poisoning himself. Here I have proof.

*shows video tape.*

*looks at video tape* Lone how much did you pay that acter he looks just like me except the hole color of the eyes, the body type, skin color, vocie, kind of posin i would use. glasses, and all that good stuff besides that your right he does look like me.