Conquer Club, a free online multiplayer variation of a popular world domination board game.
https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/
jonesthecurl wrote:and jonesthecurl once said, "you're babbling strikewolf. take a deep breath."strike wolf wrote:
the great Confucius once said: "you can never have enough sharks with laser beams attached to their heads"
Descartes once said: "There is nothing more pleasing than thanking a friend. So please thank Wolf for helping disarm your eyes"
targetman377 wrote:EDITED OUT
i would like to mention to auto i have edited the post sorryautoload wrote:Another one ruined...targetman377 wrote:EDITED OUT
what is that game?strike wolf wrote:So my roommates got the new ODST game. I haven't played it myself yet but I have watched them play on Firefight mode and it seems to be a challenging game.
Sounds like the kind of teacher I wouldn't want to have.strike wolf wrote:My Psych teacher basically got pissed at us for not doing too well on the test (class average: 55. My grade: 81) So he assigned this homework.Lucarilover240 wrote:Holy crap, and I thought my 10 page final in government was long.strike wolf wrote:It's a 20 page report. It's due next monday but it's coming along much faster than I expected. I've already got 10 pages done!
(Dives under the couch)strike wolf wrote:I hear horror stories of graduate students who have to do 110 page papers.targetman377 wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:Holy crap, and I thought my 10 page final in government was long.strike wolf wrote:It's a 20 page report. It's due next monday but it's coming along much faster than I expected. I've already got 10 pages done!
Thank you Mario! But your princess is in another castle!autoload wrote:No, itsa Me! Mario!targetman377 wrote:autoload wrote:I'm not making this up, but I was talking to about 15 different women. I was only sleeping with maybe 6 of them, but definitely trying to hook up with all of them.strike wolf wrote:Well that sounds like a recipe for disaster.autoload wrote: At one point in my life I kept getting details of each woman confused with other women I knew. Nerve wracking to say the least.
The entire concept of view milestones never even occurred to me.autoload wrote:On another note, over 480,000 views for this topic. Another milestone of sorts.
Onward to our march towards a half million views!
1: Approach Georgia border.muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm planning on invading Georgia. Any ideas on how to do it?
You're going to make yourself look like a 4 page paper on the election of 1800? Hope you have a good supply of cash, because thet's going to take a lot of plastic surgery.targetman377 wrote:so i have to write a 4 page paper on the election of 1800!!! sounds like fun so that's what i will be looking like.
Acknowledging Austin Powers refrence.strike wolf wrote:If you wanted to look cool why didn't you just get sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads?targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:Why'd you HAVE TO ARM THem with Knives?targetman377 wrote:my eyes are killing me
i thought it would be cool. i guess not
Now I'm gonna have to read the paper about the obituary for the assassin stabbed to death by his own eyes.
autoload wrote:Albatross!jonesthecurl wrote:The ceiling fan?strike wolf wrote:i'd rather it not be. top tier shit has a tendency to hit the fan.
Lucarilover240 wrote:1: Approach Georgia border.muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm planning on invading Georgia. Any ideas on how to do it?
2: Dramatic pause.
3: Step over border.
You have now successfully invaded Georgia.
i would also go as far to nominated it for my post of the year a award.Lucarilover240 wrote:You're going to make yourself look like a 4 page paper on the election of 1800? Hope you have a good supply of cash, because thet's going to take a lot of plastic surgery.targetman377 wrote:so i have to write a 4 page paper on the election of 1800!!! sounds like fun so that's what i will be looking like.
that was funny!!!!!Already beat yo utoo it. Hope you didn't have all your eggs in one basket.targetman377 wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:and jonesthecurl once said, "you're babbling strikewolf. take a deep breath."strike wolf wrote:
the great Confucius once said: "you can never have enough sharks with laser beams attached to their heads"
Descartes once said: "There is nothing more pleasing than thanking a friend. So please thank Wolf for helping disarm your eyes"
this post get's my official seal of approval
*shakes head, disappointed in target*targetman377 wrote:targetman377 wrote:EDITED OUT
sorry upon reading this last post i have reacted my statement and right now i am confused as why i wrote it.
i would like to apologist to auto for any inconvenience i may have caused. i would also like to apologies for my lapse of judgment. (last night i had one drink) yes i understand that is no excuses by i am truly deeply sorry and i am still lost why i wrote this
i would like to mention to auto i have edited the post sorryautoload wrote:Another one ruined...targetman377 wrote:EDITED OUT
You might want to knock before you enter...Lucarilover240 wrote:Thank you Mario! But your princess is in another castle!autoload wrote:No, itsa Me! Mario!targetman377 wrote:autoload wrote:I'm not making this up, but I was talking to about 15 different women. I was only sleeping with maybe 6 of them, but definitely trying to hook up with all of them.strike wolf wrote: Well that sounds like a recipe for disaster.
So that's how all the illegals do it.Lucarilover240 wrote:1: Approach Georgia border.muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm planning on invading Georgia. Any ideas on how to do it?
2: Dramatic pause.
3: Step over border.
You have now successfully invaded Georgia.
This gets The Wolf's Official Paw Stamp of Approval.Lucarilover240 wrote:You're going to make yourself look like a 4 page paper on the election of 1800? Hope you have a good supply of cash, because thet's going to take a lot of plastic surgery.targetman377 wrote:so i have to write a 4 page paper on the election of 1800!!! sounds like fun so that's what i will be looking like.
this gets the first ever Exaggy award.targetman377 wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:1: Approach Georgia border.muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm planning on invading Georgia. Any ideas on how to do it?
2: Dramatic pause.
3: Step over border.
You have now successfully invaded Georgia.
this post has my official seal of approval
...she may be on the throne.strike wolf wrote:You might want to knock before you enter...Lucarilover240 wrote:Thank you Mario! But your princess is in another castle!autoload wrote:No, itsa Me! Mario!targetman377 wrote:autoload wrote:
I'm not making this up, but I was talking to about 15 different women. I was only sleeping with maybe 6 of them, but definitely trying to hook up with all of them.
And by throne we mean bowser's *ahem*jonesthecurl wrote:...she may be on the throne.strike wolf wrote:You might want to knock before you enter...Lucarilover240 wrote:Thank you Mario! But your princess is in another castle!autoload wrote:No, itsa Me! Mario!targetman377 wrote:
So, you were half drunk?targetman377 wrote:i would also like to apologies for my lapse of judgment. (last night i had one drink)
