Conquer Club

Blitzaholic wrote:

ParadiceCity9 wrote:

firth4eva wrote:top 5 non-premium who have played most games (cant have been banned or premium expired)

or highest score..unless thats already on there sorry.

top 5 highest score non-premium?


what if they got premium ot get there and are non-premium now? how does this work?

happy2seeyou wrote:Ok, back to the top 5 lists . . . . . .


The singles, doubles, triples and also sorting out the singles . . . who is going to do all that?? I hope you guys put your money together and buy Robin a nice bunch of flowers and take her out to dinner. Then I bet she would do it. I don't even want to think about how long that stuff takes. I giver her credit for the stuff she does, because I wouldn't do it.

lokisgal wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

comic boy wrote:Khaz
Girls dont generally go for blokes who wear tartan skirts...but they do like comics

Did you say something funny?
ddint think so


That barn is getting awful full of geldings - what exactly are you all doing in there together???

inquiring minds want to know huh vic

uh not really - its a scary vision so I would rather not know.....
One thing though - rumor has it that you braid each other talls and comb each others manes , and thats just the warm up....

ParadiceCity9 wrote: find out if they ever bought premium.

Blitzaholic wrote:

ParadiceCity9 wrote: find out if they ever bought premium.

where do i find this out

Blitzaholic wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

comic boy wrote:Khaz
Girls dont generally go for blokes who wear tartan skirts...but they do like comics

Did you say something funny?
ddint think so


That barn is getting awful full of geldings - what exactly are you all doing in there together???

inquiring minds want to know huh vic

uh not really - its a scary vision so I would rather not know.....
One thing though - rumor has it that you braid each other talls and comb each others manes , and thats just the warm up....

your 2 side kicks assist though lok

lokisgal wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:lok it looks to me in your avatar you got 4 hands, does that mean you can handle 7 ponies? i mean horsemen

Well if its their heads I am juggleing.......

Congrats to Yuma and Orange on their admission to the Ponies - did they tell you that you now have to be gelded. Here some crazy things go on in that stable - dont drop the soap



Congrats though - really

RL_Orange wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:lok it looks to me in your avatar you got 4 hands, does that mean you can handle 7 ponies? i mean horsemen

Well if its their heads I am juggleing.......

Congrats to Yuma and Orange on their admission to the Ponies - did they tell you that you now have to be gelded. Here some crazy things go on in that stable - dont drop the soap



Congrats though - really

Thx lokisgal.

Btw i can bend over for other reasons then picking up the soap. Besides my fellow horseman are aware of the danger of coming too close when i am showering. Horseladies however dont need to fear.

RL_Orange wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:lok it looks to me in your avatar you got 4 hands, does that mean you can handle 7 ponies? i mean horsemen

Well if its their heads I am juggleing.......

Congrats to Yuma and Orange on their admission to the Ponies - did they tell you that you now have to be gelded. Here some crazy things go on in that stable - dont drop the soap



Congrats though - really

Thx lokisgal.

Btw i can bend over for other reasons then picking up the soap. Besides my fellow horseman are aware of the danger of coming too close when i am showering. Horseladies however dont need to fear.

lokisgal wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:lok it looks to me in your avatar you got 4 hands, does that mean you can handle 7 ponies? i mean horsemen

Well if its their heads I am juggleing.......

Congrats to Yuma and Orange on their admission to the Ponies - did they tell you that you now have to be gelded. Here some crazy things go on in that stable - dont drop the soap



Congrats though - really

Thx lokisgal.

Btw i can bend over for other reasons then picking up the soap. Besides my fellow horseman are aware of the danger of coming too close when i am showering. Horseladies however dont need to fear.

Hairy Arse then? And of course nothing to fear for any ladies - have they gelded you yet
Nothing to be scared of then

RL_Orange wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:lok it looks to me in your avatar you got 4 hands, does that mean you can handle 7 ponies? i mean horsemen

Well if its their heads I am juggleing.......

Congrats to Yuma and Orange on their admission to the Ponies - did they tell you that you now have to be gelded. Here some crazy things go on in that stable - dont drop the soap



Congrats though - really

Thx lokisgal.

Btw i can bend over for other reasons then picking up the soap. Besides my fellow horseman are aware of the danger of coming too close when i am showering. Horseladies however dont need to fear.

Hairy Arse then? And of course nothing to fear for any ladies - have they gelded you yet
Nothing to be scared of then

Hairy Arse? What do you expect from horse, stallion or pony? Besides we are horsemen and pride on our horses.

Pride is holding our tail up while everyone else's is bowed towards THOTA, Courage is what makes us horseman do it!

khazalid wrote:haha rl. lose the sig already ; )

RL_Orange wrote:

khazalid wrote:haha rl. lose the sig already ; )

Lol, no more posts from me after a few beers. I will shut up and act only........so my dear lokisgal watch out and dont bend over when you not sure i am not near. I might show you my true self.

lokisgal wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:

khazalid wrote:haha rl. lose the sig already ; )

Lol, no more posts from me after a few beers. I will shut up and act only........so my dear lokisgal watch out and dont bend over when you not sure i am not near. I might show you my true self.

You mean the one you save just for Khaz and Blitz, thanks but Ill pass on that one , they can have you all to themselves

RL_Orange wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:

khazalid wrote:haha rl. lose the sig already ; )

Lol, no more posts from me after a few beers. I will shut up and act only........so my dear lokisgal watch out and dont bend over when you not sure i am not near. I might show you my true self.

You mean the one you save just for Khaz and Blitz, thanks but Ill pass on that one , they can have you all to themselves

Geeesh i guess i have to start repeating what i said..............or maybe you should just take the risk and come near, band over and see what happens. Experience is the better way of learning.

RL_Orange wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:

khazalid wrote:haha rl. lose the sig already ; )

Lol, no more posts from me after a few beers. I will shut up and act only........so my dear lokisgal watch out and dont bend over when you not sure i am not near. I might show you my true self.

You mean the one you save just for Khaz and Blitz, thanks but Ill pass on that one , they can have you all to themselves

Geeesh i guess i have to start repeating what i said..............or maybe you should just take the risk and come near, band over and see what happens. Experience is the better way of learning.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......i know you always want the last word hun...........but why does it take so long?

RL_Orange wrote:Its time i tell you an experience i had lokisgal. Maybe you will understand me better then.

As you may know by now i have my own company. For my company i am on the road most of the time. Last year i was in the south of the Netherlands for a meeting. After the meeting i went for something to drink and eat. I entered this cafe and found a place at the bar. At the end of the bar there was a huge container filled with Euro's. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was.

He told me: I got a horse behind my cafe which is very depressed. The container with euro's is yours if you can make my horse laugh. But before you try, you got to drop a Euro in that container. I finished my meal and dropped a Euro in the container and went to the barn of the horse. I whispered something in the ear of the horse and he started laughing so loud that the bartender came outside. He gave me the container with euro’s and I left with a

smile.

A few weeks ago I was in the same village and I was curious how the bartender and horse were doing. I went inside the café and saw at the end of the bar another container filled with Euro’s again. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was this time. He told me that his horse didn’t stop laughing after the last time I visited the cafe. The person able to make the horse cry would get the container with money this time. So I throw a Euro in the container and went to the barn again. It only took me two minutes to make the horse cry out loud.

The bartender came outside again and was completely amazed. Again he gave me the container with euro’s. But he could not resist to ask me how I managed to get the horse laughing the first time and cry the second time.

I answered: well my friend that was in fact very easy, last year I told the horse that my penis is bigger then his. This time I showed the horse it.

happy2seeyou wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:Its time i tell you an experience i had lokisgal. Maybe you will understand me better then.

As you may know by now i have my own company. For my company i am on the road most of the time. Last year i was in the south of the Netherlands for a meeting. After the meeting i went for something to drink and eat. I entered this cafe and found a place at the bar. At the end of the bar there was a huge container filled with Euro's. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was.

He told me: I got a horse behind my cafe which is very depressed. The container with euro's is yours if you can make my horse laugh. But before you try, you got to drop a Euro in that container. I finished my meal and dropped a Euro in the container and went to the barn of the horse. I whispered something in the ear of the horse and he started laughing so loud that the bartender came outside. He gave me the container with euro’s and I left with a

smile.

A few weeks ago I was in the same village and I was curious how the bartender and horse were doing. I went inside the café and saw at the end of the bar another container filled with Euro’s again. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was this time. He told me that his horse didn’t stop laughing after the last time I visited the cafe. The person able to make the horse cry would get the container with money this time. So I throw a Euro in the container and went to the barn again. It only took me two minutes to make the horse cry out loud.

The bartender came outside again and was completely amazed. Again he gave me the container with euro’s. But he could not resist to ask me how I managed to get the horse laughing the first time and cry the second time.

I answered: well my friend that was in fact very easy, last year I told the horse that my penis is bigger then his. This time I showed the horse it.

hehe, I heard that joke when I was in middle school. All the boys would tell it to their friends. lol

RL_Orange wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:Its time i tell you an experience i had lokisgal. Maybe you will understand me better then.

As you may know by now i have my own company. For my company i am on the road most of the time. Last year i was in the south of the Netherlands for a meeting. After the meeting i went for something to drink and eat. I entered this cafe and found a place at the bar. At the end of the bar there was a huge container filled with Euro's. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was.

He told me: I got a horse behind my cafe which is very depressed. The container with euro's is yours if you can make my horse laugh. But before you try, you got to drop a Euro in that container. I finished my meal and dropped a Euro in the container and went to the barn of the horse. I whispered something in the ear of the horse and he started laughing so loud that the bartender came outside. He gave me the container with euro’s and I left with a

smile.

A few weeks ago I was in the same village and I was curious how the bartender and horse were doing. I went inside the café and saw at the end of the bar another container filled with Euro’s again. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was this time. He told me that his horse didn’t stop laughing after the last time I visited the cafe. The person able to make the horse cry would get the container with money this time. So I throw a Euro in the container and went to the barn again. It only took me two minutes to make the horse cry out loud.

The bartender came outside again and was completely amazed. Again he gave me the container with euro’s. But he could not resist to ask me how I managed to get the horse laughing the first time and cry the second time.

I answered: well my friend that was in fact very easy, last year I told the horse that my penis is bigger then his. This time I showed the horse it.

hehe, I heard that joke when I was in middle school. All the boys would tell it to their friends. lol

So you heard the joke not so long ago

happy2seeyou wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:Its time i tell you an experience i had lokisgal. Maybe you will understand me better then.

As you may know by now i have my own company. For my company i am on the road most of the time. Last year i was in the south of the Netherlands for a meeting. After the meeting i went for something to drink and eat. I entered this cafe and found a place at the bar. At the end of the bar there was a huge container filled with Euro's. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was.

He told me: I got a horse behind my cafe which is very depressed. The container with euro's is yours if you can make my horse laugh. But before you try, you got to drop a Euro in that container. I finished my meal and dropped a Euro in the container and went to the barn of the horse. I whispered something in the ear of the horse and he started laughing so loud that the bartender came outside. He gave me the container with euro’s and I left with a

smile.

A few weeks ago I was in the same village and I was curious how the bartender and horse were doing. I went inside the café and saw at the end of the bar another container filled with Euro’s again. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was this time. He told me that his horse didn’t stop laughing after the last time I visited the cafe. The person able to make the horse cry would get the container with money this time. So I throw a Euro in the container and went to the barn again. It only took me two minutes to make the horse cry out loud.

The bartender came outside again and was completely amazed. Again he gave me the container with euro’s. But he could not resist to ask me how I managed to get the horse laughing the first time and cry the second time.

I answered: well my friend that was in fact very easy, last year I told the horse that my penis is bigger then his. This time I showed the horse it.

hehe, I heard that joke when I was in middle school. All the boys would tell it to their friends. lol

So you heard the joke not so long ago

Goodness . . middle school .. let me think how long ago that was . . I graduated from High School in 1999! Soooooo a long time ago. I feel kinda old now, its ok though I can just remember that you are WAYYY older than me RL.

RL_Orange wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:

RL_Orange wrote:Its time i tell you an experience i had lokisgal. Maybe you will understand me better then.

As you may know by now i have my own company. For my company i am on the road most of the time. Last year i was in the south of the Netherlands for a meeting. After the meeting i went for something to drink and eat. I entered this cafe and found a place at the bar. At the end of the bar there was a huge container filled with Euro's. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was.

He told me: I got a horse behind my cafe which is very depressed. The container with euro's is yours if you can make my horse laugh. But before you try, you got to drop a Euro in that container. I finished my meal and dropped a Euro in the container and went to the barn of the horse. I whispered something in the ear of the horse and he started laughing so loud that the bartender came outside. He gave me the container with euro’s and I left with a

smile.

A few weeks ago I was in the same village and I was curious how the bartender and horse were doing. I went inside the café and saw at the end of the bar another container filled with Euro’s again. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was this time. He told me that his horse didn’t stop laughing after the last time I visited the cafe. The person able to make the horse cry would get the container with money this time. So I throw a Euro in the container and went to the barn again. It only took me two minutes to make the horse cry out loud.

The bartender came outside again and was completely amazed. Again he gave me the container with euro’s. But he could not resist to ask me how I managed to get the horse laughing the first time and cry the second time.

I answered: well my friend that was in fact very easy, last year I told the horse that my penis is bigger then his. This time I showed the horse it.

hehe, I heard that joke when I was in middle school. All the boys would tell it to their friends. lol

So you heard the joke not so long ago

Goodness . . middle school .. let me think how long ago that was . . I graduated from High School in 1999! Soooooo a long time ago. I feel kinda old now, its ok though I can just remember that you are WAYYY older than me RL.

Geeesch i am trying to be nice to you :-)2CU. And i get this back? Or are you still in the fase you wanna be older then you really are? Well in my case its definitely the otherway around, lol.

comic boy wrote:My dad told me that joke years ago - in his version though it was a donkey