Conquer Club

happy2seeyou wrote:

comic boy wrote:My dad told me that joke years ago - in his version though it was a donkey

Does he ever tell Frog jokes?

comic boy wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:

comic boy wrote:My dad told me that joke years ago - in his version though it was a donkey

Does he ever tell Frog jokes?

He collects the bloody things - got thousands from all over the world
Im looking at a particularly vicious Indonesian soldier Frog right now - quite impressive really as its over 4 feet high !

comic boy wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:

comic boy wrote:My dad told me that joke years ago - in his version though it was a donkey

Does he ever tell Frog jokes?

He collects the bloody things - got thousands from all over the world
Im looking at a particularly vicious Indonesian soldier Frog right now - quite impressive really as its over 4 feet high !

rebelman wrote:

comic boy wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:

comic boy wrote:My dad told me that joke years ago - in his version though it was a donkey

Does he ever tell Frog jokes?

He collects the bloody things - got thousands from all over the world
Im looking at a particularly vicious Indonesian soldier Frog right now - quite impressive really as its over 4 feet high !

does he collect frogs or frog jokes ????

comic boy wrote:

rebelman wrote:

comic boy wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:

comic boy wrote:My dad told me that joke years ago - in his version though it was a donkey

Does he ever tell Frog jokes?

He collects the bloody things - got thousands from all over the world
Im looking at a particularly vicious Indonesian soldier Frog right now - quite impressive really as its over 4 feet high !

does he collect frogs or frog jokes ????

You ever seen a 4 foot high joke

RL_Orange wrote:Its time i tell you an experience i had lokisgal. Maybe you will understand me better then.


As you may know by now i have my own company. For my company i am on the road most of the time. Last year i was in the south of the Netherlands for a meeting. After the meeting i went for something to drink and eat. I entered this cafe and found a place at the bar. At the end of the bar there was a huge container filled with Euro's. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was.


He told me: I got a horse behind my cafe which is very depressed. The container with euro's is yours if you can make my horse laugh. But before you try, you got to drop a Euro in that container. I finished my meal and dropped a Euro in the container and went to the barn of the horse. I whispered something in the ear of the horse and he started laughing so loud that the bartender came outside. He gave me the container with euro’s and I left with a smile.


A few weeks ago I was in the same village and I was curious how the bartender and horse were doing. I went inside the café and saw at the end of the bar another container filled with Euro’s again. I asked the bartender what the purpose of that container with money was this time. He told me that his horse didn’t stop laughing after the last time I visited the cafe. The person able to make the horse cry would get the container with money this time. So I throw a Euro in the container and went to the barn again. It only took me two minutes to make the horse cry out loud.


The bartender came outside again and was completely amazed. Again he gave me the container with euro’s. But he could not resist to ask me how I managed to get the horse laughing the first time and cry the second time.


I answered: well my friend that was in fact very easy, last year I told the horse that my penis is bigger then his. This time I showed the horse it.

David_Wain wrote:there there Blitzer *hugs* we can share Lokis it's all good ... Clapper is all for me though.

Blitzaholic wrote:

David_Wain wrote:there there Blitzer *hugs* we can share Lokis it's all good ... Clapper is all for me though.

vicky would be right in heaven

Blitzaholic wrote:

David_Wain wrote:there there Blitzer *hugs* we can share Lokis it's all good ... Clapper is all for me though.

vicky would be right in heaven

lokisgal wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:

David_Wain wrote:there there Blitzer *hugs* we can share Lokis it's all good ... Clapper is all for me though.

vicky would be right in heaven

Well you would have to have me to share me. Since you don't I am sure that you two can find pleanty of ways to amuse each other

Blitzaholic wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:

David_Wain wrote:there there Blitzer *hugs* we can share Lokis it's all good ... Clapper is all for me though.

vicky would be right in heaven

Well you would have to have me to share me. Since you don't I am sure that you two can find pleanty of ways to amuse each other

I suppose we can add rl_orange, khazalid, comic, risktycoon, aaftiz, byr, and andrewb to the mix, that would be kind of amusing



or do you want even more? chrissy did well holding her own here

Blitzaholic wrote:

lokisgal wrote: TMI

not sure what this stands for

touch my innerself

AAFitz wrote:

lokisgal wrote:and I thought you sat upon each other right buttercup?

so many answers...i imagine most will get me in trouble

1. no

2. not to my knowlege

3. Im not at liberty to discuss clan secrets

4. no

5. my mother called me buttercup once..............................................once.

Top 5 ladies scores all-time

1. Robinette......................... 3021
2. Absolute Master.............. 2503
3. Happy2seeyou................ 2418
4. Mrs Semper.....................2166
5. Qstupid ...........................2126

Blitzaholic wrote:
Top 5 ladies scores all-time

1. Robinette......................... 3021
2. Absolute Master.............. 2503
3. Happy2seeyou................ 2418
4. Qstupid ...........................2205
5. Mrs Semper.....................2166

Robinette wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:
Top 5 ladies scores all-time

1. Robinette......................... 3021
2. Absolute Master.............. 2503
3. Happy2seeyou................ 2418
4. Qstupid ...........................2205
5. Mrs Semper.....................2166

And how many times do I have to tell you,

I am NO lady... AND I HATE PINK!
HATE IT, I say!
My little sister used to play with the Pink color, and she always attacked ME! Grrrrrr.... baby steps to 4 o'clock, baby steps to 4 o'clock...

khazalid wrote:come on blitz. thota has no respect for women, i oughta kick you out for that egalitarian streak. tell her to iron your shirt and come drink beer with us

Robinette wrote:

khazalid wrote:come on blitz. thota has no respect for women, i oughta kick you out for that egalitarian streak. tell her to iron your shirt and come drink beer with us

Sure... pour me a pint khaz...
I'll have a drink with you,
cause you know .... *cue music* I can do any-thing you can do bet-ter than you!

And Blitz can stand outside in the rain and watch our cars and ponder what went wrong.

But the iron... *tisk tisk* you know I'll just smack you upside the head with it...
cause I don't iron, I don't cook, and I don't go to the grocery store...
I have people to take care of those things, and by the way... I respect them for it, and I thank those little people for thier dedication and committment to serving me. Without them I would not be able to focus on the bigger picture... which of course, is to take over the world!