Conquer Club

I'm hungry

habs lost... again... feel like i'm going to get use to that

no matter how many times it happens, surprise period sex throws your entire day off...something about seeing an unexpected amount of blood at 2 am that just doesnt sit right...gunna be a long day...

**Leaves behind a bowl of surprise-bananas**


--Andy

Quirk Jr Vs. Birthday Cake

http://youtu.be/iZkQtTodfns

AndyDufresne wrote:

Quirk wrote:In the interest of full disclosure I should acknowledge that I am a Warner Robins High School Demon. My mother and brother are as well. Also know as the Dixie Demons, my high school fight song was "Dixie". They changed it after I graduated in '89. They tried to change the mascot but a lot of the alumni protested and they backed down. When I was in school this image was everywhere. These days, not so much

I did a Google search for 'Demon Protest', because I was going to post something in response to AoG, but then I found this, Quirk. It's about Warner Robins and protesting and demons!

http://new.exchristian.net/2010/08/past ... demon.html

**Leaves behind a demonic-banana bunch**


--Andy

So we were in Warner Robins visiting my parents yesterday when you posted this. We got up this morning and this dude was in the paper again!

http://www.macon.com/2011/10/25/1758342 ... k=misearch

I'm more impressed/surprised that Macon has it's own site...

So how 'bout that professional football being more interesting than college?

What in the name of high school football?

strike wolf wrote:I'm more impressed/surprised that Macon has it's own site...

A lot of municipalities have their own website! Even po-dunk ones much smaller than Macon!

**Leaves behind a bowl of po-dunk bananas**


--Andy

To this day I leave you until tomorrow.

BPotW

Quirk wrote:BPotW

There's my alma-mater. The Fighting Purple Bananas. Boy, did we get peeled.

**Leaves behind a bowl of purple-bananas**


--Andy

Ok, Andy that was the worst pun ever!!!

It wasn't a pun it was a slip of the tongue.

jonesthecurl wrote:It wasn't a pun it was a slip of the tongue.

One does have to be careful about whom one slips the tongue to.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

Do a motorcycle helmet with that logo.

Oh Brother really Andy and Jonsey. lol

The tongue slipped on a banana peel

Time for something new in this thread!!! (pun is not intended )

An open letter to time.

Dear Time,
First off I would like to thank you for all the wonderful time you have provided us with. Albert Einstein once said of you "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." Now to a point he is right you do provide for a logical order of things however. He seems to down play your importance. For you also have given us a great gift that without you would be impossible. Reflection us impossible without you, time, and what humans have learned form it has transformed who we are as humans and our actions. Time for you truly are amazing so simple is your concept yet how complex your actions get. Einstein also theorized that you are relative to the person. Which To me make you infinitely complex. As has been proven you are relative to the observer yet every observer of you has a complete understanding of you and what you do and that understanding is a standard across each observer. You ch tan be at two different times within the same universe. Time the chains that you are bound to seem to be bewildering and impressive the faster the object goes the slower it progresses through you. Yet even you time as boundless as you are can not escape the shear power of the black hole that sucks you in and rips you apart as you travel slower and slower.
But like I said before beyond your physical properties you truly divulge into something special. For with out you growing up would no be possible our understanding of the world would not happen at all. what you do for us is special. Yet with you time comes the harsh reality of what you also bring to the table. You are our foremost punishment tool. weather it be spending time behind jail, or kill a person and stopping there sense of time. the pain that humans inflict upon each other is only possible with you time. And Even though you are just the function that happens you get blamed when a kid or a young person ties before there time is up. Yet you still give the ones that are left behind with you time before they died. Yet to me one of the most interesting things is solitaire confinement. For everyone is selfish and craves you, time, to themselves a human that is confined against there will, for any length of period will go crazy. For when a human is by themselves against there will with only themselves and you. you seem to make them go crazy just for not being able to understand you. you are a friend that we must keep at bay. for if we are alone with you for any length of you. you can make us go crazy.

so dear time thank you for your time.

A fellow human who appreciate what you do for us and the power you wield.

So I'm helping construct a haunted house and we are looking for the last piece to add...anyone know an obscure monster or killer that we could use?

A pooka. Little hobgoblin type thing, plays tricks, but sometimes nasty pnes. A small doll that popped up & screamed horribly from behind something that was "obviously too small to hide anything" would be good

strike wolf wrote:So I'm helping construct a haunted house and we are looking for the last piece to add...anyone know an obscure monster or killer that we could use?

Obviously, His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca would be a nice addition.

But if you did not want to go that route, The Fly would be cool and gross:



**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas for fruit flies**


--Andy

Hmm I think i'm gonna go with Andy's suggestion.

Good idea. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy