Conquer Club

...is it so much to ask?

The Neon Peon wrote:...is it so much to ask?

wut ar you talkin baout is this some sorto flame i mean cmon you should be banned ofr htis just casue we dont ype as wel as some doesnt me an we shud be dicriminaded agenst

The Neon Peon wrote:...is it so much to ask?

wake up, this is teh interwebs...

It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal.

Army of GOD wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal.

...strap a chunk of steak to my arse, jump into a shark-infested pool and scream like the banshee maniac I most certainly am "I think crocodiles are harder you great big jessies!!!"

I got more...

Army of GOD wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal.

It's part of his strategy: if all his opponents think he's about to perfume suicide and deadbeat, they are less likely to waste troops breaking his bonuses.

Mr Changsha wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal.

...strap a chunk of steak to my arse, jump into a shark-infested pool and scream like the banshee maniac I most certainly am "I think crocodiles are harder you great big jessies!!!"

I got more...

...rather someone force your head straight down into a table with both hands on top of each other so that a blunt salt-shaker bursts its way into your throat?

hey wait you talking about me? well you best not be

my speeling mite be not good but when the day is up and im ok.

I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

colton24 wrote:I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

Would've been funnier if you had just posted like you normally do.

the.killing.44 wrote:

colton24 wrote:I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

Would've been funnier if you had just posted like you normally do.

You mean like this?

Or do u mean like dis?

the.killing.44 wrote:

colton24 wrote:I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

Would've been funnier if you had just posted like you normally do.

I thought he did.

The Neon Peon wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal.

It's part of his strategy: if all his opponents think he's about to perfume suicide and deadbeat, they are less likely to waste troops breaking his bonuses.

Ahhh.......... unlike Channel No. 5, or even any decent Eau de Toilette, Le Perfume de L'Guerre has that woody scent with the aromatic compounds of war, synthesized odorants that send a compelling message to the brain to run, run away as fast as you can...

colton24 wrote:

the.killing.44 wrote:

colton24 wrote:I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

Would've been funnier if you had just posted like you normally do.

You mean like this?

Or do u mean like dis?

No.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... w#p2164376

Robinette wrote:

The Neon Peon wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal.

It's part of his strategy: if all his opponents think he's about to perfume suicide and deadbeat, they are less likely to waste troops breaking his bonuses.

Ahhh.......... unlike Channel No. 5, or even any decent Eau de Toilette, Le Perfume de L'Guerre has that woody scent with the aromatic compounds of war, synthesized odorants that send a compelling message to the brain to run, run away as fast as you can...

Serves me right for not double checking. lol. Nice catch.

the.killing.44 wrote:

colton24 wrote:I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

Would've been funnier if you had just posted like you normally do.

Hoo sez eye arnt git mee sum litricy........Ure awl gest purty ignant.

Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.

AAFitz wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.

I'm a victim of the modern education system, Fitz.

That, and my parent's keyboard here in France. Absolutely horrible to type on.

AAFitz wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.

Of course, but using british english is a-ok, no?

Mr Changsha wrote:

AAFitz wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.

I'm a victim of the modern education system, Fitz.

That, and my parent's keyboard here in France. Absolutely horrible to type on.

Parents'

Me fail English.......that's unpossible.

Ralph Wiggums

the.killing.44 wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:

AAFitz wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.

Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.

I'm a victim of the modern education system, Fitz.

That, and my parent's keyboard here in France. Absolutely horrible to type on.

Parents'

Couldn't it actually be only one parent? SURE! Perhaps, Mr. Changsha does not wish to disclose the identity of the parent, hmmm???