It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:04 pm
Am I getting a sore throat, or do you think I should maybe lay off the deep throating?
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It hurts when I swallow
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Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:09 pm
Have you tried spitting?
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:43 pm
I went to the doctor the other day.I said to him Doctor, I'm not well...I hurt all over.
Where abouts exactly asked the doctor
i touched my nose and went ouch
i touched my knee and went ouch
i touched my nipple and went ouch
The doctor told me you've broken your finger
Where abouts exactly asked the doctor
i touched my nose and went ouch
i touched my knee and went ouch
i touched my nipple and went ouch
The doctor told me you've broken your finger
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:56 am
InkL0sed wrote:Am I getting a sore throat, or do you think I should maybe lay off the deep throating?
Way, WAY too much information!
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:33 am
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Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:45 am
Done.ManBungalow wrote:I'd like to request the addition of a poll.
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:10 am
It's sore throat as a result of deep throating. Now, this isn't necessarily a bad thing, so you should obviously deep throat some moar.
Sore throats heal over time, and as your throat gets used to deep throating the uneasiness should eventually decrease.
I also ticked "brush your teeth" because oral hygiene and stuff.
Sore throats heal over time, and as your throat gets used to deep throating the uneasiness should eventually decrease.
I also ticked "brush your teeth" because oral hygiene and stuff.
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:01 am
It's hecter.
A bath tub full of bleach should cure the hecter.
A bath tub full of bleach should cure the hecter.
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:15 pm
Seamen often drink tea with honey in such a situation.
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:29 pm
I remember swallowing a bite of pizza that was fresh out of the oven...
I wasn't thinking straight at all at the time.
My thought process was as follows...
SHIT! SHIT! I'm going to burn my taste buds and not be able to taste anything for a day or so!
How do I get rid of it!?
f*ck! I can't spit it out because <illogical reason here>.
Might as well swallow it, because then it will go away!
*BURNED MY GOD DAMN THROAT*
That hurt for 2+ weeks.
It was god awful.
I wasn't thinking straight at all at the time.
My thought process was as follows...
SHIT! SHIT! I'm going to burn my taste buds and not be able to taste anything for a day or so!
How do I get rid of it!?
f*ck! I can't spit it out because <illogical reason here>.
Might as well swallow it, because then it will go away!
*BURNED MY GOD DAMN THROAT*
That hurt for 2+ weeks.
It was god awful.
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:34 pm
The best drug without prescription I've tried for deep throat sore eeehm, sore throat is Nimesulide. It's wonderful. You can buy generic of those for next to nothing.
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:39 am
You could stop slobbing king doc's knob 24-7...
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:55 am
What was that? Speak up. King Doctor's legs are pretty effective sound barriers.
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:56 am
Scotty, did I say you can take my schlong out of your mouth to say something to Ink?!
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:55 am
AOG I wasn't finished.
Re: It hurts when I swallow
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:00 am
Nobody should ever take this advice.Phatscotty wrote:You could stop slobbing king doc's knob 24-7...