Conquer Club

The Edge w/Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins

I'm gonna kill the mother fucker!

Oh, okay, here is the complete movie free online! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpTtE7FoRWQ

Do these movies require penises to watch?

Sex and the City

Bruce Lee movies.

natty_dread wrote:Do these movies require penises to watch?

The title of the thread seems to indicate such.

I'm gonna throw in Ong-Bak and The Protector. Those are manly movies for men with penises. Haven't seen Ong-Bak II yet, though. I'm sure it's awesome. I bought like 3 other movies with Jaa in them, but haven't watched them yet.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

natty_dread wrote:Do these movies require penises to watch?

The title of the thread seems to indicate such.

I'm gonna throw in Ong-Bak and The Protector. Those are manly movies for men with penises. Haven't seen Ong-Bak II yet, though. I'm sure it's awesome. I bought like 3 other movies with Jaa in them, but haven't watched them yet.

-TG

My god was Ong Bak 2 bad. The action and martial arts was great, but the plot was so convoluted and nonsensical at times that it completely destroyed whatever awesomeness the action created. I don't recommend it.

I'm going to go with Shoot Em Up.

Blood In, Blood Out (Bound by Honor)

Full movie, free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-zeKzwNqVg

Slap Shot
Caution: language and hockey violence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJkHm2Wt ... re=related

Also, pineapple express.

300

Any Jet Li film.

safariguy5 wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

natty_dread wrote:Do these movies require penises to watch?

The title of the thread seems to indicate such.

I'm gonna throw in Ong-Bak and The Protector. Those are manly movies for men with penises. Haven't seen Ong-Bak II yet, though. I'm sure it's awesome. I bought like 3 other movies with Jaa in them, but haven't watched them yet.

-TG

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My god was Ong Bak 2 bad. The action and martial arts was great, but the plot was so convoluted and nonsensical at times that it completely destroyed whatever awesomeness the action created. I don't recommend it.

I'm going to go with Shoot Em Up.

K just watched II yesterday. You're right, the plot was retarded, bu then again, plot is almost pointless in a martial arts movie. That said, I wasn't as impressed by the action either. The best parts imo were when he was weaponless, just using his hands, elbows, knees, feet, etc. I couldn't really get into the whole weapons thing. I applaud them for trying something different than the last films, but it didn't pan out. Apparently there's an Onk-Bak III out already, haven't watched that one. It's supposed to take place right after the first one, so perhaps it'll be better.

-TG

anything with Clint Eastwood in it

safariguy5 wrote:300

I know girls who watched and enjoyed 300. Because, you know, mostly naked, athletic men.

greenoaks wrote:anything with Clint Eastwood in it

Seconded.

At least, every Clint Eastwood movie before Million Dollar Baby.

Space Jam.

Two Words:

First Blood.

Metsfanmax wrote:

greenoaks wrote:anything with Clint Eastwood in it

Seconded.

At least, every Clint Eastwood movie before Million Dollar Baby.

The Bridges of Madison County?

I'll go wtih Steve McQueen and The Magnificent Seven

I remember when I saw Top Gun again as an adult. It was like Rambo turned out to be Spartacus.

I love The Magnificent Seven.

I'm going with The Great Escape though.

Metsfanmax wrote:

greenoaks wrote:anything with Clint Eastwood in it

Seconded.

At least, every Clint Eastwood movie before Million Dollar Baby.

"The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" FTW!

Dukasaur wrote:Two Words:

First Blood.

The book is way better and manlier. In the movie he kills like 2 people, right? In the book, he's way more badass.

-TG

Die Hard

That is all.

Any Tarantino film


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TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:Two Words:

First Blood.

The book is way better and manlier. In the movie he kills like 2 people, right? In the book, he's way more badass.

-TG

Ok, you asked for it - Yes it's been done before but we need it done here.

The Rambo Movies Body Count*

Number of bad guys killed by Rambo with his shirt on:
FIrst Blood - 1
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 12
Rambo III - 33

Number of bad guys killed by Rambo with his shirt off
FIrst Blood - 0
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 46
Rambo III - 45

Total number of bad guys killed by Rambo regardless of attire
FIrst Blood - 1
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 58
Rambo III - 78

Number of bad guys killed by accomplices of Rambo acting on their own
FIrst Blood - 0
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 10
Rambo III - 17

Number of good guys killed by bad guys
FIrst Blood - 0
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 1
Rambo III - 37

Total number of people killed
FIrst Blood - 1
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 69
Rambo III - 132

Number of people killed per minute
FIrst Blood - 0.01
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 0.72
Rambo III - 1.30

Time at which the first person is killed
FIrst Blood - 0:29:31
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 0:33:34
Rambo III - 0:41:09

Number of people killed per minute from that point until the end of the film (not including ending credits)
FIrst Blood - 0.02
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 1.18
Rambo III - 2.39

Sequences in which Rambo is shot at without significant results
FIrst Blood - 12
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 24
Rambo III - 38

Number of sequences in which good guys are tortured by bad guys
FIrst Blood - 2
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 5
Rambo III - 7

Number of sex scenes
FIrst Blood - 0
Rambo: First Blood, Part II - 0
Rambo III - 0

*The body count includes only those who visibly fall inert after being bombed, garroted, blasted, stabbed, or strangled; blown up by mines, artillery, grenades, or other explosives; shot by bullets, artillery, or arrows; incinerated by fires or flame throwers; bludgeoned or beaten; pushed or tossed off precipices or aircraft; or having their necks snapped. In addition, there are many instances in which Rambo blows up tanks, helicopters, cars, trucks, guard towers, and other buildings that are occupied. These presumed fatalities are not included in the body count unless the people inside are clearly shown to die by, for example, bolting into the open from their erstwhile place of refuge, clutching various body parts, grimacing meaningfully, and collapsing to the ground.