Conquer Club

Isn't it fantastic? Are there any other tokers on here?

Are you a cop?

natty_dread wrote:Are you a cop?

Dammit, I couldn't find the drug dealer one, but I guess this works anyway: http://www.spike.com/video-clips/fj2rjb ... cop-or-not

Blunts be my instrument of choice, although I've never tried a volcano, so I don't know about that yet.

safariguy5 wrote:Blunts be my instrument of choice, although I've never tried a volcano, so I don't know about that yet.

Bongs

What you do is take a gram or two of good hash. Then you take a matchbox or something and stick a safety pin through it so that the tip of the pin points up, then stick the piece of hash on the pin. Light the hash with a lighter and blow at it gently, then put a pint on top of it, so that the matchbox + safety pin + hash stays under the pint. Wait until the pint fills up with smoke, then carefully slide it slightly over the edge of the table so there's a gap, and suck the smoke from the gap. Move the glass back and wait until it fills again, repeat.

All you need is a thumbtack and a glass,
tilt and suck it up.

Hash under glass. Haven't done that since the 70s, maybe early 80s.

Combined with tequila shots & beer will produce multiple moons in the night sky.

as long as i get stoned on the shitty shwagg i get around here i'm good.

hello

oVo wrote:All you need is a thumbtack and a glass,
tilt and suck it up.

And then you eat a cupcake.

Borderdawg wrote:

safariguy5 wrote:Blunts be my instrument of choice, although I've never tried a volcano, so I don't know about that yet.

Bongs

Yeah, but then you need to Formula 420 it every now and then. Blunts make me feel G and don't need maintenance.

I love it.

natty_dread wrote:And then you eat a cupcake.

A cupcake? Like to see you manage only one.
unless that's a euphemism for something else

natty_dread wrote:What you do is take a gram or two of good hash. Then you take a matchbox or something and stick a safety pin through it so that the tip of the pin points up, then stick the piece of hash on the pin. Light the hash with a lighter and blow at it gently, then put a pint on top of it, so that the matchbox + safety pin + hash stays under the pint. Wait until the pint fills up with smoke, then carefully slide it slightly over the edge of the table so there's a gap, and suck the smoke from the gap. Move the glass back and wait until it fills again, repeat.

It's easier to chew on twigs dipped in battery acid.

Hip hip hooray, phatscotty's got things to say.

Phatscotty wrote: It's easier to chew on twigs dipped in battery acid.

Great, go do that then.

oVo wrote:

natty_dread wrote:And then you eat a cupcake.

A cupcake? Like to see you manage only one.
unless that's a euphemism for something else

It's an euphemism for eating a cupcake. Which might be an euphemism for licking your own nipples, but we await confirmation on that.

Smoking marijuana is sinful. Expect to go to Hell, you evil sinners.

Hmm...on a much-need break from it at the moment. I realised a little while ago that my income had dropped by about a quarter, my weight by half a stone (or so), my wife wasn't best pleased with me, I didn't want to go to the bar, I didn't want to hang out for coffees. I had become rather short-tempered.

I attributed this to the weed (or more generally hashish).

So I stopped buying it and after only a week or so I feel happier, healthier and much more energetic. The key bit is that i feel happier.

Weed has always had this effect on me. I don't doubt I am one of the unlucky few who it generates paranoia (and other psychological disorders) in. I am fine for a month or two but then it begins to creep up on me....

On the flip side, I like writing mad shit high, I love playing computer games high, I like fucking when high...

But I've stopped buying it and I have the warm glow of a man who knows he has kicked a habit. I call it 'the glow of inner-resolve'.

Never saw much point in it myself.
"But it's to get high!" "It makes you feel goooood."
I have no reason to get high (hate taking painkillers that do it, as I don't feel right in the head, and as soon as I find out they do it, I ask the doc for a different kind), and I don't need something like that to make me feel "gooood." I've got endorphins that will do the same for me without having to light a joint up, plus natural causes for endorphins tend to be better for you.

Army of GOD wrote:Smoking marijuana is sinful. Expect to go to Hell, you evil sinners.

At least the Rastafarians will be there then.

Mr Changsha wrote:Hmm...on a much-need break from it at the moment. I realised a little while ago that my income had dropped by about a quarter, my weight by half a stone (or so), my wife wasn't best pleased with me, I didn't want to go to the bar, I didn't want to hang out for coffees. I had become rather short-tempered.

I attributed this to the weed (or more generally hashish).

So I stopped buying it and after only a week or so I feel happier, healthier and much more energetic. The key bit is that i feel happier.

Weed has always had this effect on me. I don't doubt I am one of the unlucky few who it generates paranoia (and other psychological disorders) in. I am fine for a month or two but then it begins to creep up on me....

On the flip side, I like writing mad shit high, I love playing computer games high, I like fucking when high...

But I've stopped buying it and I have the warm glow of a man who knows he has kicked a habit. I call it 'the glow of inner-resolve'.

No matter how hard it is kicked, this type of addiction has a way of bouncing back.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:Hmm...on a much-need break from it at the moment. I realised a little while ago that my income had dropped by about a quarter, my weight by half a stone (or so), my wife wasn't best pleased with me, I didn't want to go to the bar, I didn't want to hang out for coffees. I had become rather short-tempered.

I attributed this to the weed (or more generally hashish).

So I stopped buying it and after only a week or so I feel happier, healthier and much more energetic. The key bit is that i feel happier.

Weed has always had this effect on me. I don't doubt I am one of the unlucky few who it generates paranoia (and other psychological disorders) in. I am fine for a month or two but then it begins to creep up on me....

On the flip side, I like writing mad shit high, I love playing computer games high, I like fucking when high...

But I've stopped buying it and I have the warm glow of a man who knows he has kicked a habit. I call it 'the glow of inner-resolve'.

No matter how hard it is kicked, this type of addiction has a way of bouncing back.

Too true.

I think the drug has more negative consequences than people like to admit with regards to socialisation and psychology. Most of the people I know (or have known) who smoke have tended to be negatively affected...the drug is quite an insidious one in that it can affect the emotional state of the smoker while appearing to be superficially harmless. It is hard to tell the effect it has individually, but it would be delusional to claim it has no negative effects.

Luckily it isn't physically addictive (or at least I'm not aware that it is) so it easy enough to not smoke it. The trouble is if you encounter it one tends to find themselves smoking without often it seems having made a conscious decision to do so. The spliff just seems to magically appear in one's hand.

The flip side of all this is that the drug does stimulate the imagination and the creative side of the mind. As a chap who likes to create it is always going to be tempting for me. One can also have excellent conversations on the stuff - one can also have quite moronic conversations too - and therefore the drug can seem to stimulate good socialising, yet I believe in the long-term it has negative consequences in this area. Only hanging out with other smokers, needing a smoke to feel comfortable in a social environment, trying to get everyone around you to smoke too...marijuana is a tricky and complicated thing.