Conquer Club

SCHEDULE:
1st Set (commences July 4): 3 Dubs, 3 Trips, 4 Quads per clan
2nd Set (commences July 11): 3 Dubs, 4 Trips, 3 Quads per clan
3rd Set (commences July 22): 4 Dubs, 3 Trips, 3 Quads per clan & tiebreaker (World 2.1 quads: escalating, chained, sunny)

TOFU Contact: [player]Dako[/player]
Otpisani Contact: [player]freakns[/player]

TOFU WIN
Otpisani WIN

[spoiler=Terms of Engagement]1) Both clans agree that the game exchange is done when a representative from both teams ( likely CoF & freakns) are online.
2) Both clans agree to a 20 game per player game limit. 1 game will be forfeited by the offending player's clan for each 1 game over the limit.
3) Both clans agree that a map can be used twice but only one per game type. (1 Classic Dubs & 1 Classic Trips is okay. 2 Classic trips is not.)
4) Both clans agree that NO freestyle, speed, beta, manual, nuke, or trench settings will be allowed.
5) Both clans agree that NO unlimited forts allowed in dubs games unless on a conquest map.
6) There is no official agreement on a fog rule. Otpisani will do their best to adhere to a 12-hour fog rule on the condition that there are no penalties should they fail to do so.
7) Both clans agree that [player]freakns[/player] will shamelessly try to flirt with the female TOFU players.[/spoiler]

Game Finder Link: http://bit.ly/NceW89

[spoiler=TOFU Round 1]DUBS
Game 11333197 Draknor: esc, chained, fog - Master Fenrir & Dako
Game 11333201 King's Court: no spoils, chained, fog - Seulessliathan & Iron Maid
Game 11333203 King of the Mountains: no spoils, adjacent, fog - cachejob & Big Whiskey

TRIPS
Game 11333205 Random: no spoils, chained, fog - Denise, Deli, Vixit
Game 11333207 Random: esc, chained, sunny - Master Fenrir, timmy1, Chariot of Fire
Game 11333210 Northwest Passage: no spoils, chained, fog - Master Fenrir, catnipdreams, Dako

QUADS
Game 11333213 Conquerman: no spoils, unlimited, fog - Big Whiskey, Chariot of Fire, Iron Maid, catnipdreams
Game 11333214 Solar System: esc, chained, sunny - Denise, Master Fenrir, Big Whiskey, timmy1
Game 11333216 WWII Gazala: no spoils, chained, fog - Denise, Vixit, raketen, L M S
Game 11333217 Middle Ages: no spoils, chained, fog -Master Fenrir, Seulessliathan, Pedronicus, Dako[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Otpisani Round 1]DUBS
Game 11333253 Fractured China: flat, chained, sunny - jela & DimnjacarStef
Game 11333258 Soviet Union: esc, chained, fog - typhoon41 & wuchko18
Game 11333262 Rail USA: no spoils, chained, sunny - freakns & lordnex

TRIPS
Game 11333237 NYC: no spoils, chained, fog - vojinsek, tekija, file96
Game 11333241 Egypt VoTK: esc, chained, fog - Finsfleet, Grandilof, dinustef
Game 11333244 New World: flat, chained, fog - freakns, dinustef, pop.vol

QUADS
Game 11333218 Antarctica: esc, chained, fog - cille, yanakis, ivanbuba, Lord Prepredenko
Game 11333222 Jamaica: no spoils, chained, fog - trboye, yanakis, cille, ivanbuba
Game 11333230 Hive: no spoils, unlimited, fog - lordnex, yastreb, sudija77, TitoPoslijeTita
Game 11333236 Chicago: no spoils, chained, fog - ivanas, kiss.sanyi, vojinsek, tekija[/spoiler]

[spoiler=TOFU Round 2]DUBS
Game 11372930 Holy Roman Empire: escalating, chained, sunny - Master Fenrir & timmy1
Game 11372931 Berlin 1961: no spoils, adjacent, fog - Chariot of Fire & Seulessliathan
Game 11372932 Dawn of Ages: no spoils, adjacent, fog - cachejob & raketen

TRIPS
Game 11372934 Stalingrad: no spoils, chained, fog - Chariot of Fire, Denise, catnipdreams
Game 11372936 WWII Ardennes: no spoils, adjacent, fog - Chariot of Fire, Iron Maid, Dako
Game 11372939 Eastern Hemisphere: no spoils, chained, fog - Master Fenrir, catnipdreams, Deli
Game 11372941 Montreal: escalating, chained, sunny - Big Whiskey, comic boy, Denise

QUADS
Game 11372943 Stalingrad: no spoils, chained, fog - cachejob, Deli, Seulessliathan, Denise
Game 11372945 WWII Ardennes: no spoils, adjacent, fog - Chariot of Fire, raketen, Iron Maid, Dako
Game 11372947 Napoleonic Europe: no spoils, adjacent, fog - Vixit, Pedronicus, raketen, Dako[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Otpisani Round 2]DUBS
Game 11365032 American Civil War: escalating, chained, sunny - trboye & petarvulf
Game 11365033 New World: no spoils, chained, fog - freakns & dinustef
Game 11365035 Iberia: escalating, chained, fog - jela & DimnjacarStef

TRIPS
Game 11365017 Eastern Hemisphere: no spoils, unlimited, fog - lordnex, Milen83, DJ_ZG
Game 11365020 Rail Europe: escalating, chained, sunny - freakns, dinustef, sudija77
Game 11365022 Third Crusade: no spoils, chained, fog - Finsfleet, Grandilof, typhoon41
Game 11365024 8 Thoughts: escalating, chained, fog - Finsfleet, Grandilof, dinustef

QUADS
Game 11365010 Pearl Harbor: escalating, chained, fog - trboye, cille, yanakis, ivanbuba
Game 11365011 World 2.1: no spoils, unlimited, fog - lordnex, sudija77, DimnjacarStef, TitoPoslijeTita
Game 11365013 Bamboo Jack: escalating, chained, sunny: freakns, dinustef, omiljeni, DJ_ZG[/spoiler]

[spoiler=TOFU Round 3]DUBS
Game 11421446 Japan: no spoils, chained, fog - Master Fenrir & Dako
Game 11421448 WWII Gazala: no spoils, chained, fog - catnipdreams & Denise
Game 11421450 Siege: escalating, chained, sunny - Big Whiskey & timmy1
Game 11421451 Feudal War: escalating, chained, fog - Big Whiskey & Deli

TRIPS
Game 11421452 Space: escalating, chained, sunny - Big Whiskey, Deli, Dako
Game 11421454 Vancouver: escalating, chained, sunny - comic boy, Iron Maid, Big Whiskey
Game 11421455 Waterloo: no spoils, chained, fog - catnipdreams, Seulessliathan, cachejob

QUADS
Game 11421457 Waterloo: no spoils, chained, fog - catnipdreams, Deli, Seulessliathan, raketen
Game 11421459 Europa: no spoils, chained, fog - Denise, Master Fenrir, Dako, comic boy
Game 11421460 Bamboo Jack: escalating, chained, sunny - timmy1, comic boy, Seulessliathan, L M S[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Otpisani Round 3]DUBS
Game 11421431 Feudal War: escalating, chained, fog - trboye & yanakis
Game 11421434 Europe 1914: escalating, chained, fog - jela & yastreb
Game 11421439 Age of Realms 2: no spoils, chained, fog - Finsfleet & Grandilof
Game 11421442 Halloween Hallows: escalating, chained, fog - Finsfleet & Grandilof

TRIPS
Game 11421423 World 2.1: no spoils, unlimited, fog - lordnex, sudija77, TitoPoslijeTita
Game 11421425 Age of Merchants: escalating, unlimited, sunny - freakns, DimnjacarStef, tonykzr
Game 11421428 Feudal War: escalating, chained, fog - trboye, cille, yanakis

QUADS
Game 11421415 Feudal Epic: escalating, chained, fog - trboye, cille, yanakis, ivanbuba
Game 11421417 Treasures of Galapagos: no spoils, chained, fog - dinustef, omiljeni, tonykzr, Finsfleet
Game 11421418 Supermax: escalating, unlimited, sunny - freakns, omiljeni, AFCZippo, tonykzr[/spoiler]
TIE BREAKER: Game 11421509 World 2.1: no spoils, chained, sunny

[spoiler=TOFU player count]Big Whiskey: 18 (8-10)
cachejob: 7 (5-2)
catnipdreams: 12 (10-2)
Chariot of Fire: 11 (9-2)
comic boy: 6 (2-4)
Dako: 16 (11-5)
Deli: 15 (8-7)
Denise: 16 (11-5)
Iron Maid: 10 (6-4)
L M S: 8 (3-5)
Master Fenrir: 15 (11-4)
Pedronicus: 7 (5-2)
raketen: 8 (5-3)
Seulessliathan: 17 (10-7)
timmy1: 12 (8-4)
Vixit: 6 (3-3)[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Otpisani player count]AFCZippo: 3 (0-3)
cille: 8 (4-4)
dimnjacarstef: 5 (2-3)
dinustef: 18 (8-10)
dj_zg: 8 (2-6)
file96: 3 (2-1)
finsfleet: 14 (6-8)
freakns: 14 (8-6)
grandilof: 12 (4-8)
ivanas: 3 (2-1)
ivanbuba: 5 (3-2)
jela: 4 (1-3)
kiss.sanyi: 2 (1-1)
lordnex: 12 (3-9)
lord prepredenko: 3 (2-1)
milen83: 4 (1-3)
omiljeni: 13 (3-10)
petarvulf: 2 (0-2)
pop.vol: 1 (1-0)
sudija77: 8 (4-4)
tekija: 2 (0-2)
titoposlijetita: 3 (0-3)
tonykzr: 3 (2-1)
trboye: 12 (4-8)
typhoon41: 4 (0-4)
vojinsek: 4 (2-2)
wuchko18: 3 (0-3)
yastreb: 4 (1-3)
yanakis: 8 (4-4)[/spoiler]

This should be a good war

TOFU wins

Otpisani agrees!

however, those are outrageous accusations:
"7) Both clans agree that [player]freakns[/player] will shamelessly try to flirt with the female TOFU players"
i protest! everyone who knows me will tell you that i will shamelessly flirt with both genders! you look fine today Fenrir btw, //wink wink



and since we knew this war was going to happen, i asked Foxglove to support us. she ofc agreed, and made this song. she said i was her inspiration...

show

crap, looks like she send me wrong link! this is the right one:



i will in next few days give whole CC community peronal files we have collect on TOFU clan...


HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE OTPISANI!!!

Rule 8

If TOFU win, Freakns explains what the f*ck Otpisani means

TOFU will lose, ofc, but im good guy so...
it means written off... the ones you are not counting on anymore...
name is taken from popular tv show from 70s...

gl Otpisani

freakns wrote:and since we knew this war was going to happen, i asked Foxglove to support us. she ofc agreed, and made this song. she said i was her inspiration...

crap, looks like she send me wrong link! this is the right one:

I am so pretty!

Good luck on your impending victory, Otpisani.

The Return of Written off!!!!

Consider that Otpisani very good know how to conduct Guerila Partisane War tactic, popular call >Hit and Run< this going to be interesting match, and i will not be supprised if Optisani win a war.

Secret Files of The Ordinary Feggets Union aka TOFU

[spoiler=Dako]this guy is so ugly, its painful to watch. seriously, when Frank Herbert wrote Dune and invented character of Baron Harkonnen, he thought he described the most vicious, ugliest men that someone can imagine. he was quite proud of it. but alas, some 25 years ago some jealous Russian wanna be writer, took picture of Dako and send it to Herbert... poor man stop breathing after he saw it there is actually a story, that Dako once paid blind prostitute and during the action he(yes, he, ofc Dako paid male prostitute...) asked to be blindfolded, just in case...
thus, his main tactics is to send his pictures to opponents during the game. to prevent this, we have all blocked our e-mails.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Chariot Of Fire]i was so curious why did Si chose this nick... so i went to see a movie. what a horrible experience that was. Hesus... 2 hours of worst gay SF saga i have ever seen. and i have proof for this, 3 of them actually!
1- there is no Chuck Norris... thus, movie is bad, worse then anything ive thought im gonna see
2- there are no boobs... can you imagine this? 2 hrs without single boob!!! gaaaaaaaaaay!
3- British winning olimpic medal is clearly science fiction... the last one they had was some 25 yrs ago in figure skating. they even tried inventing sports, like cricket and polo, but those were so stupid noone outside of Britain wanted to play. and beating themselves is not the best thing for national pride. ffs, last time they won wimbledon was 100yrs ago, and even Serbia have wimbledon winner. and we dont even play tennis!
so, what have I learned about CoF? he is gay(i knew that) with poor taste for movies(not that helpful) and he is SF fan and likes pointless sports. now, last two, thats something i can work with. Im gonna tell him Dako is uglier then Baron Harkonnen, Anno Dracula is based on real events(romanian fucking english queen... god really needed to save her!), Avalon and king Arthur deosnt exist, and the only real king they had was Irishman who fucked whoever he got his hands on, including sisters(lucky bastard... but knowing Englishman, they hate Henry VIII because of that instead of praising him...), oh and snooker is not the sport.[/spoiler]

Edited by Bruceswar


more to follow...

hmm,i wonder are Equador have Embassy in Serbia,because i think that this will be next know adress of Freakns.

FreakLeaks news .

Big Whiskey wrote:gl Otpisani

why have you wrote this? i know you are classy guy BW, but in reality you surely dont want us to be lucky... am i right?
dont get me wrong, i dont wish you anything bad outside of this challenge, but in this challenge i pray you got worst rolls you could possible imagine, and a bit worse then that. i wish you go second in every game, have horrible deployment and fail every single attack. and im sure you wish us the same, so why gl?

we go long way, so if you said worst of luck i wouldnt thing any less of you. youd still be reasonably good looking for girl with penis and one of the most gracious looser(maybe even humble winner, but for that i actually have to see you win some games )... actually, you are totally different then Si, who is biggest dick when winning and as sore loser as one can be. ok, im huge dick when winning too, but i dont win that much, so its not that big of thing, right

now, i shouldve write about other secret files of TOFU players... but i have some work to do, so ill do that some other time...

qwert wrote:i will not be supprised if Optisani win a war.

Again, why aren`t you with us?

And where`s Pete? He`s the one that should predict us win.

Finsfleet wrote:

qwert wrote:i will not be supprised if Optisani win a war.

Again, why aren`t you with us?

Im with you, im your bigest fans


except when you play with MYT,then im your bigest opponent

Have fun, Otpisani. Except Even you, freakns.

First games will be created today! Get ready!

1st round games have been exchanged. Game numbers and game details have been added to the first post.

Let´s have a great challenge here !

Seulessliathan wrote:Let´s have a great challenge here !

here you go:


now go away

Gl all.

dang, that [player]freakns[/player] guy is a tad hostile isn't he?

secret files, part deux:

[spoiler=master fenrir]aka attention whore. i have never seen anyone who wants to be in center of attention as this man. he was even visiting some party down in LA, got arrested because he kicked Paris Hilton off the podium(its not something unusual, but this time Paris got mad because paparazzi took picture under her skirt and she actually was wearing pants... so Fenrir was charged for inflicting physical and psychological pain... he was released after singing "raining man" infront of drunk gang members... ). we, good as we are, are going to bring him in center of attention, for becoming player who lost most games in one clan war... after this, he will change clan for 342. time, and act like this has never happen(clan war, not paris hilton incident)[/spoiler]

[spoiler=denise]:( i hate her. i was trying to write something, but my fingers just aint listen cause whatever i do, i cant make my self to write any kind of insult to her(i was even trying to write "i have big dick and i aint afraid to use it" but i realized its just wrong ). if someone have any significant insult that can be used on her, please do so! i just cant find any
ill say then Chuck is mexican prostitute, although its not an insult, but simple truth...[/spoiler]

[spoiler=comic boy][/spoiler]

[spoiler=big whiskey]he found his love in young age...






-------------------------
and still have same passion...


[/spoiler]

Mediocre. Pff.

Dako wrote:Mediocre. Pff.

they are not as inspirational as you are

anyhow, throw couple of invites, just to get thing started... rest will follow saturday or sunday evening...

AJMO!

freakns wrote:secret files, part deux:

[spoiler=master fenrir]aka attention whore. i have never seen anyone who wants to be in center of attention as this man.

Freak, do another one for me! C'mon, talk about me some more! TALK ABOUT ME SOME MORE!

Big whiskey theme song:



Can someone (qwert?) please do the translation?