Conquer Club

Imagine yourself in the audience stands of this gameshow. Before you, on the stage stands BBS--facing a table, upon which lies two buttons.

Symmetry is terminally ill with cancer, but button A will cure his cancer and all other cancer-related/terminally-ill related ailments.

Button B provides a lifetime of any kind of cake for all the denizens of ConquerClub.


In a heart beat, I would put the smackdown on Button B. A few of us may feel a little guilty, but after Symmetry is dead and gone, they can definitely eat their cake guilt-free. NEVERTHELESS!!!, I'm willing to wait about 10 seconds while you scream, "A!!!" or "B!!!"

BigBallinStalin wrote:Imagine yourself in the audience stands of this gameshow. Before you, on the stage stands BBS--facing a table, upon which lies two buttons.

Symmetry is terminally ill with cancer, but button A will cure his cancer and all other cancer-related/terminally-ill related ailments.

Button B provides a lifetime of any kind of cake for all the denizens of ConquerClub.


In a heart beat, I would put the smackdown on Button B. A few of us may feel a little guilty, but after Symmetry is dead and gone, they can definitely eat their cake guilt-free. NEVERTHELESS!!!, I'm willing to wait about 10 seconds while you scream, "A!!!" or "B!!!"

Are there no depths you won't descend to in your weird hatred of me? Asking people to vote on my death is a new low.

You're so sensitive Symmetry.

nietzsche wrote:You're so sensitive Symmetry.

Threads calling for my death do tend to be considered a bit personally offensive. Perhaps I'm odd in that way.

LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'd save you Symm. Could be me in that chair and you're a good guy.

Symmetry wrote:

nietzsche wrote:You're so sensitive Symmetry.

Threads calling for my death do tend to be considered a bit personally offensive. Perhaps I'm odd in that way.

How is this thread advocating for your death?

I guess this is where you claim that I injected the cancer into you and the evidence is somewhere in Mitt Romney's tax returns.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

nietzsche wrote:You're so sensitive Symmetry.

Threads calling for my death do tend to be considered a bit personally offensive. Perhaps I'm odd in that way.

How is this thread advocating for your death?

I guess this is where you claim that I injected the cancer into you and the evidence is somewhere in Mitt Romney's tax returns.

You're advocating that i die of cancer.

That's a pretty shitty thing to say, however much you disagree with me when it comes to politics.

Juan_Bottom wrote:LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn't agree more.

nietzsche wrote:[youtube]HpA7yMHtTQ4/youtube]

You had one of your previous threads locked by the mods when you did a lesser version of this before, no? Did that not indicate to you why your habit of flaming is kind of a bad idea?

Didn't you learn your lesson?

Symmetry wrote:

nietzsche wrote:[youtube]HpA7yMHtTQ4/youtube]

You had one of your previous threads locked by the mods when you did a lesser version of this before, no? Did that not indicate to you why your habit of flaming is kind of a bad idea?

Didn't you learn your lesson?

Lol, you called me sensitive with a song and video and all and I don't get to?

LMAO

nietzsche wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

nietzsche wrote:[youtube]HpA7yMHtTQ4/youtube]

You had one of your previous threads locked by the mods when you did a lesser version of this before, no? Did that not indicate to you why your habit of flaming is kind of a bad idea?

Didn't you learn your lesson?

Lol, you called me sensitive with a song and video and all and I don't get to?

LMAO

Delicate, is what I called you, and it was a good song.

I've not called for your death, and hopefully you're not trying to defend a thread calling for mine.

Good thing he's not offering pie or you'd be in big trouble here.

Symmetry wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

nietzsche wrote:[youtube]HpA7yMHtTQ4/youtube]

You had one of your previous threads locked by the mods when you did a lesser version of this before, no? Did that not indicate to you why your habit of flaming is kind of a bad idea?

Didn't you learn your lesson?

Lol, you called me sensitive with a song and video and all and I don't get to?

LMAO

Delicate, is what I called you, and it was a good song.

I've not called for your death, and hopefully you're not trying to defend a thread calling for mine.

2dimes wrote:Good thing he's not offering pie or you'd be in big trouble here.

What type of pie?

Symmetry wrote:

2dimes wrote:Good thing he's not offering pie or you'd be in big trouble here.

What type of pie?

ANY PIE!!

Well the magic cake was any kind. I'd hope the same rules are going to apply to the pie. Saskatoon would be nice.

Oh and the song Nietzche is bothered by?

Berries are quite high in antioxidents.

Symmetry wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

nietzsche wrote:You're so sensitive Symmetry.

Threads calling for my death do tend to be considered a bit personally offensive. Perhaps I'm odd in that way.

How is this thread advocating for your death?

I guess this is where you claim that I injected the cancer into you and the evidence is somewhere in Mitt Romney's tax returns.

You're advocating that i die of cancer.

That's a pretty shitty thing to say, however much you disagree with me when it comes to politics.

Anyone who can engage in critical thinking can clearly see that this is a thought experiment. Your supposed self already has cancer and is terminally ill. The cancer will kill you, but somehow it is I that is advocating to kill you? Really stretching the logic on this one, but what else can we expect from ya? Hopefully, "it gets better."

2dimes wrote:Good thing he's not offering pie or you'd be in big trouble here.

I almost did, but then I would have been accused of discriminating against cakes.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

nietzsche wrote:You're so sensitive Symmetry.

Threads calling for my death do tend to be considered a bit personally offensive. Perhaps I'm odd in that way.

How is this thread advocating for your death?

I guess this is where you claim that I injected the cancer into you and the evidence is somewhere in Mitt Romney's tax returns.

You're advocating that i die of cancer.

That's a pretty shitty thing to say, however much you disagree with me when it comes to politics.

Anyone who can engage in critical thinking can clearly see that this is a thought experiment. Your supposed self already has cancer and is terminally ill. The cancer will kill you, but somehow it is I that is advocating to kill you? Really stretching the logic on this one, but what else can we expect from ya? Hopefully, "it gets better."

Well this has been nice, Your thought experiment involving me dying of cancer and calling for people to choose to let me die has been less than charming for me.

Despicable would be more accurate,

Well.. you would be able to enjoy a lifetime of any kind of cake for a short time.

2dimes wrote:Well.. you would be able to enjoy a lifetime of any kind of cake for a short time.

Not if I'm dead. Even while alive I'm not a big fan of cake.