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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby gannable on Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:47 am

The dice blow but I realized I play alot better when I ignore them

The dice were in my head forever; but recently I stopped worrying about it.
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby iAmCaffeine on Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:33 am

Then why is your rank the same?
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby gannable on Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:17 am

I was colonel for 3 straight yrs a long time ago.

So i am capable of having a higher rank if I put my mind to it.
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby Agent 86 on Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:32 am

Sure if you can win with dice 3.41 vs 3. 52 over many games....
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:17 pm

gannable wrote:I was colonel for 3 straight yrs a long time ago.

So i am capable of having a higher rank if I put my mind to it.

I know mate.
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:50 pm

Today's rolls
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today's battle outcomes
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The beating just doesn't let up! I think it's been nine weeks now.
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:59 am

I was listening to CBC radio last night, and heard the story of Tsutomu Yamaguchi. Mr. Yamaguchi was an engineer working for Mitsubishi Industries, and he was assigned to the shipyards at Hiroshima, where, on August 3rd, he survived the atomic bomb. Badly burned, temporarily deaf, and suffering from radiation sickness, he was nonetheless in better condition than many people in the city. He decided to make his way home to see his family. Along with some other survivors, he made his way to a train station where the trains were still running and got a train home.

Back in his home town, he reported to the offices of Mitsubishi, where he tried to explain his experiences in Hiroshima. His boss told him it was implausible that one bomb could do so much damage and called him crazy, at which point a second atomic bomb detonated. Yamaguchi's home town, you see, was Nagasaki. Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire! Yamaguchi survived that one also (although he did suffer terrible pains and disfigurement) and eventually lived to the age of 75.

The incredible story of someone escaping from Hiroshima and rushing home to Nagasaki really helped put my own troubles into perspective. I resolved to stop bitching about the dice.

At least for a couple days.
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby BrutalBob on Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:12 am

Dukasaur wrote:I was listening to CBC radio last night, and heard the story of Tsutomu Yamaguchi. Mr. Yamaguchi was an engineer working for Mitsubishi Industries, and he was assigned to the shipyards at Hiroshima, where, on August 3rd, he survived the atomic bomb. Badly burned, temporarily deaf, and suffering from radiation sickness, he was nonetheless in better condition than many people in the city. He decided to make his way home to see his family. Along with some other survivors, he made his way to a train station where the trains were still running and got a train home.

Back in his home town, he reported to the offices of Mitsubishi, where he tried to explain his experiences in Hiroshima. His boss told him it was implausible that one bomb could do so much damage and called him crazy, at which point a second atomic bomb detonated. Yamaguchi's home town, you see, was Nagasaki. Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire! Yamaguchi survived that one also (although he did suffer terrible pains and disfigurement) and eventually lived to the age of 75.

The incredible story of someone escaping from Hiroshima and rushing home to Nagasaki really helped put my own troubles into perspective. I resolved to stop bitching about the dice.

At least for a couple days.


A very good point Duk and a perspective we should all take on board, yet at the same time, I cannot help but think of the people that call me crazy for describing how one set of dice can be so f***ed up
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby iAmCaffeine on Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:36 pm

Start second in all 5 games in my own tournament. Set up to win 3-2 despite that. In one game, I roll 18v15 which ends 3v12. That gives the opponent a chance to get back in the game, especially when he follows up with a 3 card cash. Little later in the same game an 11v3 fail seals my fate. Another game, I have 15v3 and roll it with just 3 left needing to take 2 singles to win the game. Before that I had a chance to end the game 7v2 but failed that. That game is now over and a loss too. I'm knocked out of the tournament 1-4 thanks to the wonderful 50k dice loop system which still hasn't been improved or replaced no matter which prick says otherwise.
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby elfish_lad on Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:08 pm

Apples and Oranges duk.

I appreciate your philosophic and introspective approach. Whoever, to follow your train of thought it, ultimately, is foolish and actually reprehensible for us to even be online playing a silly game.

But we are here. Because it’s fun. Often. But the maths paid for to run the out come of rolls, as you well know, is way out of line from a practical enjoyment point of view.

I’ve always maintained this: charge me more but give me a better experience. Forge of Empires did it in their battle program. Clash of Clans? Of course. Any worthy poker/gambling site. Phssst. From their beginnings. So? Buy a better math. Charge me more money. I’ll not disappear in a fortnight and you will ultimately make more money.

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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:43 pm

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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby nikola_milicki on Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:00 pm

who ever owns this shit hole can suck my dick for yet another 6-1 lost... 1s are insaneeee... why dont they just tweak them to be easier to kill bcuz they defend to damn good its ridiculous
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby TeeGee on Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:29 pm

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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread

Postby Symmetry on Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:26 am

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Teegee- die usually have opposing sides that add up to 7.

1 and 6 on opposite sides, for example. 2 and 5 on opposite sides. 3 and 4 likewise.

Your post has a t-shirt where 3 and 4 are on adjacent sides on one die, and 6 and 1 adjacent on the other. That's weird. It doesn't necessarily mean the dice on the t-shirt are rigged, but it is dodgy and suggests that they have been shoddily generated.

Those are weirdly designed dice that are rolling. I wouldn't trust them.
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