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The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:50 pm

This is a thread to welcome Rahaf to Canada.
She checks all my boxes:
  • virgin
  • 18
  • not a Muslim
  • beautiful(ish)

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Clearly she doesn't know, but Roots bags are way better than Adidas.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ ... -1.4976076
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Re: The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:03 pm

There was a story on the BBC the other day about a different Saudi woman who fled to Canada, and is way hotter.
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Re: The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:07 pm

mrswdk wrote:There was a story on the BBC the other day about a different Saudi woman who fled to Canada, and is way hotter.


They don't have to be hot. As long as they are hotter than the average refugee:
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Re: The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby waauw on Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:11 pm

DY as thirsty as it gets.
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Re: The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:12 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:This is a thread to welcome Rahaf to Canada.
She checks all my boxes:
  • virgin
  • 18
  • not a Muslim
  • beautiful(ish)

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Clearly she doesn't know, but Roots bags are way better than Adidas.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ ... -1.4976076

  • Makes Christia Freeland consider going lez
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Re: The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:18 pm

This is the one I'm talking about:

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Re: The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:51 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:This is a thread to welcome Rahaf to Canada.
She checks all my boxes:
  • virgin


hopefully you checked them in pencil and/or erasable pen

lotta wealthy gold miners in the Yukon who haven't seen a woman in six months
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Re: The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:36 pm

saxitoxin also checks all my boxes:
  • virgin
  • 40
  • not a muslim
  • looks great in a paper bag
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Re: The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby mrswdk on Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:03 am

DoomYoshi wrote:
  • looks great in a paper bag


You don't f*ck their face, amirite?
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Re: The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby KoolBak on Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:33 am

Yosh. Why in the world would virgin be on your want list? Aside from theoretically having a better chance at being disease free.

I could pontificate for pages why I believe that's a horrible prerequisite. Assuming it has to do with your stern religious views, in which case, I understand. Also, your porn movie would be awful :lol:

Just curious brah.....
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Re: The "Welcome to Canada" thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:08 pm

KoolBak wrote:Yosh. Why in the world would virgin be on your want list? Aside from theoretically having a better chance at being disease free.

I could pontificate for pages why I believe that's a horrible prerequisite. Assuming it has to do with your stern religious views, in which case, I understand. Also, your porn movie would be awful :lol:

Just curious brah.....


It's just one of my things. Similar to how there are guys who always want to be the first to climb a mountain or whatever...
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