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Postby Skoffin on Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:57 pm

Welcome to the Complaints Department

What would you like to complain about today?
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Re: Complaints department

Postby NomadPatriot on Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:51 am

Urban Dictionary
complainer

1: A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

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Re: Complaints department

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:32 pm

somebody slap this guy already.


i bet he stinks.. literally, i bet he doesn't shower for weeks.

i bet he's housebound because nobody likes him and nobody talks to him irl.
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Skoffin on Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:32 am

Which one of us do you mean, friend?

On one hand, I am a girl and not a guy so you must mean him.

On the other, I do in fact stink so maybe you mean me.
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Re: Complaints department

Postby NomadPatriot on Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:42 am

Skoffin wrote:Which one of us do you mean, friend?

On one hand, I am a girl and not a guy so you must mean him.

On the other, I do in fact stink so maybe you mean me.


did you just assume my gender.. ?
and are you calling someone who wants to assault me your 'friend'..?

I need to file a complaint!
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Re: Complaints department

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:28 am

NP obviously.

but if you want to get slapped... you have the wrong man. I would never hit a woman. Even if mrs wdk says it's the feminist thing to do.
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Skoffin on Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:52 am

I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this
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Re: Complaints department

Postby HitRed on Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:50 am

Skoffin wrote: I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this


DUKE, you hired the right person. :D
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:13 pm

HitRed wrote:
Skoffin wrote: I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this


DUKE, you hired the right person. :D



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Re: Complaints department

Postby Skoffin on Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:51 pm

You guys don't know what I go through
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Re: Complaints department

Postby jimboston on Fri Jun 28, 2019 7:01 am

Skoffin wrote: I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this


Signs, signs, everywhere a sign... busting up the scenery breaking my mind... do this, don’t do that can’t you read the signs!
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Jun 28, 2019 7:12 am

jimboston wrote:
Skoffin wrote: I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this


Signs, signs, everywhere a sign... busting up the scenery breaking my mind... do this, don’t do that can’t you read the signs!


Signs were meant to be disobeyed
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:19 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:
jimboston wrote:
Skoffin wrote: I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this


Signs, signs, everywhere a sign... busting up the scenery breaking my mind... do this, don’t do that can’t you read the signs!


Signs were meant to be disobeyed


Signs can save your life.
https://www.cdc.gov/stroke/signs_symptoms.htm
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Skoffin on Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:06 pm

I made extra signs hoping it would help - but alas it does not.
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:08 pm

Skoffin wrote:I made extra signs hoping it would help - but alas it does not.


Sign language does not work in this forum.
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Re: Complaints department

Postby NomadPatriot on Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:03 pm

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Re: Complaints department

Postby Skoffin on Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:14 am

"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:54 am

Please put your pants back on
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:24 am

Skoffin wrote:"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts


If you try to submit an encrypted or dynamically-coded image, you will get that message. Make sure you're submitting a real, static, permanent image. (Generally with a URL that ends in a normal filetype like PNG, JPG, GIF, etc.) Always preview an image and look at the URL in the address bar to make sure it's not something funky.
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Re: Complaints department

Postby KoolBak on Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:31 am

....dork.

There....finished the Duk of Death's post. You're welcome :D
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Skoffin on Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:05 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Skoffin wrote:"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts


If you try to submit an encrypted or dynamically-coded image, you will get that message. Make sure you're submitting a real, static, permanent image. (Generally with a URL that ends in a normal filetype like PNG, JPG, GIF, etc.) Always preview an image and look at the URL in the address bar to make sure it's not something funky.


But I made it :|
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Re: Complaints department

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:18 am

Skoffin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Skoffin wrote:"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts


If you try to submit an encrypted or dynamically-coded image, you will get that message. Make sure you're submitting a real, static, permanent image. (Generally with a URL that ends in a normal filetype like PNG, JPG, GIF, etc.) Always preview an image and look at the URL in the address bar to make sure it's not something funky.


But I made it :|


What was the file type, and where was it hosted?

Next time this happens, send me a link and I'll try to help you.
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