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Want to buy friendship

Postby Skoffin on Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:05 am

How to make friend?

I have $40 in coins and a pocket of lint; what will that get me?
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:19 am

Bargain of the week, drum roll please....................me
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby HitRed on Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:37 am

Bern, you are overcharging again!

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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:31 pm

Ok, he can keep the pocket lint.
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby HitRed on Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:34 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Ok, he can keep the pocket lint.


*she
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby NomadPatriot on Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:19 am

you could start by spending $5 on a signature photo that isn't a PhotoBucket advertisement...
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby Skoffin on Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:50 am

Not my fault that photobucket betrayed me after all these years.
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby 2dimes on Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:11 am

$5 is too much for a signature photo here. I think you can down load it and avoid linking though if you have a clean copy on your computer Skoff.
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:57 am

HitRed wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Ok, he can keep the pocket lint.


*she


I want pictures! Groin area wearing thong front and rear please.
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:00 am

If you buy me premium I will be your good friend for at least as long as my premium lasts. Just ask all those other daddios who have bought me premium over the years.
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Jul 17, 2019 6:23 am

saxitoxin wrote:
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby Skittles! on Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:19 am

You don't need friends if you can buy two bags of weed
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby Skoffin on Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:35 pm

Skittles my man, what are you doing back here Sir?
Are you here for my lint offer?
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby betiko on Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:27 am

Buy a friend from africa then feed him, then teach him CC then buy him premium
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:38 am

Skoffin wrote: Skittles my man, what are you doing back here Sir?
Are you here for my lint offer?

Random post what are you still doing here you muppet

i can go to your store don't tempt me with ur lint
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Re: Want to buy friendship

Postby Skoffin on Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:19 am

Skittles! wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Skittles my man, what are you doing back here Sir?
Are you here for my lint offer?

Random post what are you still doing here you muppet

i can go to your store don't tempt me with ur lint


I'm always here mate. I'm vaguely a mod for the Mafia forum now.

Come to my store I have much lint for you
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