Conquer Club

aint it hilarious

Oh, right. I saw that one in the CAD forums before CAD started sucking, it lost the "rofl factor" over time but still clever.

Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.

darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.

B.E.A-yootiful...

Every time I look at it, I laugh...classic.

Ashame darvlay himself has about as much personality as a broken broom-handle.

Jack boot Joey wrote:Every time I look at it, I laugh...classic.

Ashame darvlay himself has about as much personality as a broken broom-handle.

Pffft. I got so much charm it comes out my fucking ears, you pear-shaped faggot. I've been melting pussies longer than you've been jerking off to the smell of your mother's period, which is not unlike the smell of rendering hog fat, by the way.

darvlay wrote:

Jack boot Joey wrote:Every time I look at it, I laugh...classic.

Ashame darvlay himself has about as much personality as a broken broom-handle.

Pffft. I got so much charm it comes out my fucking ears, you pear-shaped faggot. I've been melting pussies longer than you've been jerking off to the smell of your mother's period, which is not unlike the smell of rendering hog fat, by the way.

Mmm, lard.

btownmeggy wrote:

darvlay wrote:

Jack boot Joey wrote:Every time I look at it, I laugh...classic.

Ashame darvlay himself has about as much personality as a broken broom-handle.

Pffft. I got so much charm it comes out my fucking ears, you pear-shaped faggot. I've been melting pussies longer than you've been jerking off to the smell of your mother's period, which is not unlike the smell of rendering hog fat, by the way.

Mmm, lard.

I'm sorry you had to hear that.

Jack boot Joey wrote:Every time I look at it, I laugh...classic.

Ashame darvlay himself has about as much personality as a broken broom-handle.

I vote no.

Have you ever tried ejaculating into the mouth of an expectant animal?

They have teeth. Trust me...I can't look my pet rabbit in the eye again.

Nor have any children.


This is completely unrealistic. Either two things would happen - the bear's cock-end would be removed in a blood spattered mess, or the fox's mouth would be split, chelsea-smile style, by the huge bear-knob.

Darvlay: Your an idiot.