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There is nothing you can't do with semen.

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RustyMonkey wrote:There is nothing you can't do with semen.

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wrong u cant use it as a life raft

GET A DUDE PREGNANT

ya seriously tho....mods close this topic

wrong u cant use it as a life raft

Check Post #12 in the other topic this one is copying.

You can't use it to get the mods.

You get my stamp of approval. More spam!

Alex Youngren wrote:ya seriously tho....mods close this topic

havent hit puberty yet??
you cant use it as contraception

lord voldemort wrote:

Alex Youngren wrote:ya seriously tho....mods close this topic

havent hit puberty yet??
you cant use it as contraception

I beg to differ. Now, it's not the most effective contraceptive on the market, but I've tried it in a pinch. Can't beat the price, and if you need a condom, you probably can get plenty of the stuff.

spurgistan wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:

Alex Youngren wrote:ya seriously tho....mods close this topic

havent hit puberty yet??
you cant use it as contraception

I beg to differ. Now, it's not the most effective contraceptive on the market, but I've tried it in a pinch. Can't beat the price, and if you need a condom, you probably can get plenty of the stuff.

let me rephrase...its not an effective contraception

Casanova had a cunning ploy: he made, so he said, a foolproof abortifacient. All a girl had to do to get rid of an unwanted baby was to apply it in the appropriate place. It just needed one more ingredient ... his fresh sperm.

jonesthecurl wrote:Casanova had a cunning ploy: he made, so he said, a foolproof abortifacient. All a girl had to do to get rid of an unwanted baby was to apply it in the appropriate place. It just needed one more ingredient ... his fresh sperm.

That's my boi.

Fuel a boat.

2dimes wrote:Fuel a boat.

Put that under "can", I do that all the time.