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Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:53 am
by Blastshot
If so post what you have.
I got an old Honda Fourtrax 250 from 86, and a modded Polaris Sportsman 400 thats a 94.
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:14 pm
by Neoteny
If I had a nickel for every instance I've seen quads have a negative impact on a tract of land, I could probably afford an ATV.
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:40 am
by Iz Man
Neoteny wrote:If I had a nickel for every instance I've seen quads have a negative impact on a tract of land, I could probably afford an ATV.

Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:22 am
by Neoteny
Iz Man wrote:Neoteny wrote:If I had a nickel for every instance I've seen quads have a negative impact on a tract of land, I could probably afford an ATV.

That might have been a statement that would cause a childish mentality to yawn. Carry on, young one.
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:53 am
by Iz Man
Neoteny wrote:That might have been a statement that would cause a childish mentality to yawn. Carry on, young one.
That's funny...
I was riding 3-wheelers (before outlawed) and 4-wheelers before your mommy was wiping your ass.
So go ride your bike over to the organic farm, hug a tree, and garb a tofu sandwich while you sing "We Are The World" with your green peace brethren and girls with hairy armpits...
I'll go and fill my 2-stroker up with high octane and rip up Mt. Greylock laughing at you.
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:58 am
by Dancing Mustard
My quads are incredible.

Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:44 am
by Neoteny
Iz Man wrote:Neoteny wrote:That might have been a statement that would cause a childish mentality to yawn. Carry on, young one.
That's funny...
I was riding 3-wheelers (before outlawed) and 4-wheelers before your mommy was wiping your ass.
So go ride your bike over to the organic farm, hug a tree, and garb a tofu sandwich while you sing "We Are The World" with your green peace brethren and girls with hairy armpits...
I'll go and fill my 2-stroker up with high octane and rip up Mt. Greylock laughing at you.
I'm glad you're proud to be old. But perhaps you should discard your hideously outdated opinions with your shit-filled depends this evening. Don't break a hip on Greylock.
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:04 am
by Iz Man
Neoteny wrote:I'm glad you're proud to be old. But perhaps you should discard your hideously outdated opinions with your shit-filled depends this evening. Don't break a hip on Greylock.
With age comes wisdom.
Don't worry, when you finally move out of your parents' house (~32 or so), you'll understand.
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:19 am
by Neoteny
Iz Man wrote:Neoteny wrote:I'm glad you're proud to be old. But perhaps you should discard your hideously outdated opinions with your shit-filled depends this evening. Don't break a hip on Greylock.
With age comes wisdom.
Don't worry, when you finally move out of your parents' house (~32 or so), you'll understand.
I don't know that wisdom comes from leaving a household. It's silly nonsense like that which shows that I should not have any respect for your opinion. Try getting an education. Now that's wisdom.
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:22 am
by heavycola
Iz Man wrote:Neoteny wrote:That might have been a statement that would cause a
childish mentality to yawn. Carry on, young one.
That's funny...
I was riding 3-wheelers (before outlawed) and 4-wheelers before your mommy was wiping your ass.
So
go ride your bike over to the organic farm, hug a tree, and garb a tofu
sandwich while you sing "We Are The World" with your green peace
brethren and girls with hairy armpits...
I'll go and fill my 2-stroker up with high octane and rip up Mt. Greylock laughing at you.
Awesome!!11!!!!!!11!eleventy!1!!!
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:24 am
by Blastshot
Conquer Club Forums: The only place where a question about 4wheelers is turned into an ecological debate...
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:46 pm
by Iz Man
Blastshot wrote:Conquer Club Forums: The only place where a question about 4wheelers is turned into an ecological debate...
Unfortunately, that's what this pathetic forum has come to. You ask a perfectly harmless question about a hobby you're involved in, and some ignorant tool feels compelled to chime in.
Hence my response to the tool.....
So anyways......
There's lots of trails around here where I live. Some competition events too, but I've never been involved that deeply to enter something like that.
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:58 pm
by Iz Man
Neoteny wrote:Iz Man wrote:Neoteny wrote:I'm glad you're proud to be old. But perhaps you should discard your hideously outdated opinions with your shit-filled depends this evening. Don't break a hip on Greylock.
With age comes wisdom.
Don't worry, when you finally move out of your parents' house (~32 or so), you'll understand.
I don't know that wisdom comes from leaving a household. It's silly nonsense like that which shows that I should not have any respect for your opinion. Try getting an education. Now that's wisdom.
Ignorance really is bliss, isn't it?
The silly nonsense was you sticking your .02 where it didn't belong.
If you want to debate whether 4-wheelers are destroying the ecosystem, then start your own thread on the topic.
Blastshot just wanted to find out if anyone else here shared a hobby of his.
Fortunately, I am educated. You gain
knowledge with education.
You gain
wisdom from life experience.
It is clear you have neither.
My advice to you is to just keep to your bean sprout, dressing-free salad and your hemp sandals, and let others enjoy their own conversations.......
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:00 pm
by jonesthecurl
Shame there's not an emoticon showing Mr Yellow warming his hands at a big flame...
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:06 pm
by The1exile
Ad hominem fallacy, fail.
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:37 pm
by Neoteny
Iz Man wrote:Neoteny wrote:Iz Man wrote:Neoteny wrote:I'm glad you're proud to be old. But perhaps you should discard your hideously outdated opinions with your shit-filled depends this evening. Don't break a hip on Greylock.
With age comes wisdom.
Don't worry, when you finally move out of your parents' house (~32 or so), you'll understand.
I don't know that wisdom comes from leaving a household. It's silly nonsense like that which shows that I should not have any respect for your opinion. Try getting an education. Now that's wisdom.
Ignorance really is bliss, isn't it?
The silly nonsense was you sticking your .02 where it didn't belong.
If you want to debate whether 4-wheelers are destroying the ecosystem, then start your own thread on the topic.
Blastshot just wanted to find out if anyone else here shared a hobby of his.
Fortunately, I am educated. You gain
knowledge with education.
You gain
wisdom from life experience.
It is clear you have neither.
My advice to you is to just keep to your bean sprout, dressing-free salad and your hemp sandals, and let others enjoy their own conversations.......
Pardon me for destroying such a
raging conversation, gramps. Your initial contribution of absolutely nothing brought the thread right back on track. Anyhow, if you don't understand how the interblag works, you should leave it to us whippersnappers who know what the hell is going on. I'm done with the flaming, however. I've got old-people goo all over me, and I'm not sure how many showers it'll take to get off...
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:48 pm
by Iz Man
Neoteny wrote:Pardon me for destroying such a raging conversation, gramps. Your initial contribution of absolutely nothing brought the thread right back on track. Anyhow, if you don't understand how the interblag works, you should leave it to us whippersnappers who know what the hell is going on. I'm done with the flaming, however. I've got old-people goo all over me, and I'm not sure how many showers it'll take to get off...
That's what I thought...
Game, set, match......Come back for some more when you start shaving

Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:08 pm
by 2dimes
Those hemp sandals sound delicious. How do you cook them and what beer do you serve with that?
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:16 pm
by Neoteny
Iz Man wrote:Neoteny wrote:Pardon me for destroying such a raging conversation, gramps. Your initial contribution of absolutely nothing brought the thread right back on track. Anyhow, if you don't understand how the interblag works, you should leave it to us whippersnappers who know what the hell is going on. I'm done with the flaming, however. I've got old-people goo all over me, and I'm not sure how many showers it'll take to get off...
That's what I thought...
Game, set, match......Come back for some more when you start shaving


Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:22 pm
by spurgistan
Aren't those hiking trails, Iz?
And do you try to drive your ATV up into the observation tower, too? Shame to actually have to walk anywhere.
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:45 am
by btownmeggy
Iz Man wrote:
So go ride your bike over to the organic farm, hug a tree, and garb a tofu sandwich while you sing "We Are The World" with your green peace brethren and girls with hairy armpits...
I'll go and fill my 2-stroker up with high octane and rip up Mt. Greylock laughing at you.
Serious Question, please don't be offended, I'm speaking in light of this comment, with big-time respekt for your brewing prowess:
What is it like for you to live in MA?
I understand you live in Western MA, but do you commute Eastward? Even in Western MA, you can't be terribly removed from contemporary New England life in general.
Seriously, I'm just curious, and this thread brought it out.
Do most of your neighbors share this kinda aspect of your outlook on life?
Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:52 am
by Iz Man
spurgistan wrote:Aren't those hiking trails, Iz?
And do you try to drive your ATV up into the observation tower, too? Shame to actually have to walk anywhere.
There are hiking, driving, and ATV/snowmobile trails up the mountain.
I've done all.
Quite the view from the tower, no ramps to drive up though........afraid you'll have to hoof it up to the observation point.

Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:04 am
by spurgistan
Iz Man wrote:spurgistan wrote:Aren't those hiking trails, Iz?
And do you try to drive your ATV up into the observation tower, too? Shame to actually have to walk anywhere.
There are hiking, driving, and ATV/snowmobile trails up the mountain.
I've done all.
Quite the view from the tower, no ramps to drive up though........afraid you'll have to hoof it up to the observation point.

Now that I think about it, I guess I drive to the top when I visit Mt. Greylock, so I really don't have a foot to stand (or walk) on. That memorial and the tower thing is pretty sweet. Decent view, too, IIRC

Re: Anybody here ride 4-wheelers(quads)?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:14 am
by Iz Man
btownmeggy wrote:Serious Question, please don't be offended, I'm speaking in light of this comment, with big-time respekt for your brewing prowess:
What is it like for you to live in MA?
I understand you live in Western MA, but do you commute Eastward? Even in Western MA, you can't be terribly removed from contemporary New England life in general.
Seriously, I'm just curious, and this thread brought it out.
Do most of your neighbors share this kinda aspect of your outlook on life?
I travel throughout the entirety of New England all the time. As a matter of fact, I've put over 2,600 miles on my truck in the past 2 weeks and I haven't left the state.
With my "non-contemporary New England" view of things, I'm guessing you think I'm confined to "small town" living?
Rest assured I am a world traveler, have seen and experienced all walks of life, and have circumnavigated the globe (twice actually).
How do most of my neighbors feel? Not sure; my guess is the majority are pretty conservative.
Bottom line:
Will I exaggerate ripping up the "environment" to make a point? Sure, as an avid outdoorsman, I love the outdoors.
Do 4-wheelers rip up the environment? No.
Sometimes one must be absurd to point out the absurd.