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Conquer Club • What Makes You Horny?
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What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:26 am
by DaGip
Reading the news today, I found that scientists in Lubbock, Texas, have discovered that watermelon can have Viagra-like effects. http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fit ... index.html

It is so true that watermelon makes you horny, because I always cut a hole in the watermelon and place my penis in it and pump away. What other things make you horny?

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:29 am
by suggs
Since you di not include BREASTS as an option, this thread is invalid.

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:32 am
by Nickbaldwin
Massive jugs FTW

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:37 am
by suggs
Nickbaldwin wrote:Massive jugs FTW
Not enough of em around though :(

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:44 am
by Nickbaldwin
Look at tzor twice and you've got a lovely pair.

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:45 am
by suggs
Nickbaldwin wrote:Look at tzor twice and you've got a lovely pair.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:11 am
by DaGip
Nickbaldwin wrote:Massive jugs FTW
Huge boobs are a turn off for me...a nice handful that you can just cup your hand around!

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:13 am
by Nickbaldwin
I have huge hands.

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:35 am
by Curmudgeonx
Watermelon? That could explain so many things . . .

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:51 am
by DaGip

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:31 pm
by Juan_Bottom
Nickbaldwin wrote:I have huge hands.
DaGip wrote:I forgot to add Robots...
:lol:

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:00 pm
by DaGip
This makes me horny for some reason?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo494Wb0_Hc

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:23 pm
by HapSmo19
trapyoung's sig =D>

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:18 pm
by jay_a2j
What makes me horny?

DaGip wrote:This makes me horny for some reason?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo494Wb0_Hc

Apparently a lot more than DaGip! :shock:

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:10 am
by HapSmo19
HapSmo19 wrote:trapyoung's sig =D>


Oh yeah...the rainbow and the unicorn are still gay though :lol:

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:17 am
by Haggis_McMutton
Mmm, watermelon...

Image

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:46 am
by DaGip
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Mmm, watermelon...

Image
:lol:

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:28 am
by Juan_Bottom
Then how come I'm the only vote for watermelon?

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:28 am
by Juan_Bottom
Haha! I'm just joking of course..........

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:14 am
by pimpdave
There is no option for any of the following:

*Guns
*Monster Truck Rally
*America
*My OWN Penis
*One of my Hoes.

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:49 am
by Nickbaldwin
Girls with guns; now that's a turn on.

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:50 am
by suggs
Nickbaldwin wrote:Girls with guns; now that's a turn on.
yes, its sweet whilst the poor little dears try and figure out which end is which.

Re: What Makes You Horny?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:17 pm
by DaGip
suggs wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:Girls with guns; now that's a turn on.
yes, its sweet whilst the poor little dears try and figure out which end is which.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HYKMwr ... re=related

Re: What Makes You ?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:25 am
by sam_levi_11
that nose video is the wierdest thing ever. but the chick was hot

Re: What Makes You ?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:35 pm
by DaGip
sam_levi_11 wrote:that nose video is the wierdest thing ever. but the chick was hot
Exactly! That's what made it a turn on for me!

Real cute hot chick dumping water in one nostril and trying to get it to come out the other...pure genius!