Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:45 pm**

and I jizzed in my pants

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:58 pm**

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:00 pm**

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:02 pm**

Walked outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang and I

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:26 pm**

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:57 pm**

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut.

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:03 pm**

As I recall it was a horror film...

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:20 pm**

I'm very sensitive, someone said that that was a plus.

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:44 pm**

I need to get away I need to make a dash.

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:43 pm**

You were rubbing my butt.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:33 pm**

The next day... my alarm goes off and I.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:51 pm**

It's perfectly normal; nothing wrong with me, but we're going to need a clean-up on aisle three.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:53 pm**

When were holding hands, it's like having sex with me.

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:36 am**

to be fair you were flirting alot, and the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:02 am**

Please stop acting like you're not impressed... One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:56 am**

Now I'll go home and change.

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:40 pm**

I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity.

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:57 pm**

You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:14 pm**

Last week, I saw a film....

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:38 pm**

I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan

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Woops, wrong song.

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:43 pm**

I'm just very confused. I eat grapes

I just ate a grape