Conquer Club

hey SultanOfSurreal you wanna know anything about me than ask away. i will tell you all of my infinit wisdom

(except in the field of english in case you have not notice i suck at that) ((spelling and grammer))

Whos the girl in your avi???

Juan_Bottom wrote:Whos the girl in your avi???

HEY JERK, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

ahem.

who's the girl in your avi?

oh, and please tell me, could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not take a bite? this is a serious question, friend targetman. Please reply posthaste.

The real question is: can god take a bite out of a freshly-nuked Hot-Pocket from a normal microwave?

Neoteny wrote:The real question is: can god take a bite out of a freshly-nuked Hot-Pocket from a normal microwave?

come on now, don't be ridiculous

SultanOfSurreal wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:Whos the girl in your avi???

HEY JERK, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

ahem.

who's the girl in your avi?

oh, and please tell me, could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not take a bite? this is a serious question, friend targetman. Please reply posthaste.

thats my girlfriend the most wonderful person in the world

as for your other question i do not belive my god eats food. but no he could heat a hot pocket to infint heatness but his mouth i belive can stand infinte. heat. if that makes sense

this may seem like a dumb question but who is in your avatar surrel???

I believe that's FDR...

targetman377 wrote:

SultanOfSurreal wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:Whos the girl in your avi???

HEY JERK, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

ahem.

who's the girl in your avi?

oh, and please tell me, could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not take a bite? this is a serious question, friend targetman. Please reply posthaste.

thats my girlfriend the most wonderful person in the world

as for your other question i do not belive my god eats food. but no he could heat a hot pocket to infint heatness but his mouth i belive can stand infinte. heat. if that makes sense

here's the problem as i see it. if god can make the burrito so hot that he can't eat it, there is something he cannot do (ie eat the burrito), so he is not infinitely powerful. but if he can't make a burrito so hot that he can't eat it, there is also something he cannot do, so he still isn't infinitely powerful.

so how do you reconcile that?

Touché

SultanOfSurreal wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

SultanOfSurreal wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:Whos the girl in your avi???

HEY JERK, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

ahem.

who's the girl in your avi?

oh, and please tell me, could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not take a bite? this is a serious question, friend targetman. Please reply posthaste.

thats my girlfriend the most wonderful person in the world

as for your other question i do not belive my god eats food. but no he could heat a hot pocket to infint heatness but his mouth i belive can stand infinte. heat. if that makes sense

here's the problem as i see it. if god can make the burrito so hot that he can't eat it, there is something he cannot do (ie eat the burrito), so he is not infinitely powerful. but if he can't make a burrito so hot that he can't eat it, there is also something he cannot do, so he still isn't infinitely powerful.

so how do you reconcile that?

Here is the solution:

He's God, stfu before he blows your brains out.

Oh, and would you like to buy some protection?

Amen brotha

Neoteny wrote:The real question is: can god take a bite out of a freshly-nuked Hot-Pocket from a normal microwave?

On a totally different topic:
Bastard, made me think Guiscard had come back.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Neoteny wrote:The real question is: can god take a bite out of a freshly-nuked Hot-Pocket from a normal microwave?

On a totally different topic:
Bastard, made me think Guiscard had come back.

::cackle cackle::

alright i do see your point but how do you know god eats hot pockets. and you never answered mine god can heat the hot pocket infintly and god can withstand infintly amounts of heat therefore he is still great

just out of curisity do you like FDR?

targetman377 wrote:

SultanOfSurreal wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:Whos the girl in your avi???

HEY JERK, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

ahem.

who's the girl in your avi?

oh, and please tell me, could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not take a bite? this is a serious question, friend targetman. Please reply posthaste.

thats my girlfriend the most wonderful person in the world

as for your other question i do not belive my god eats food. but no he could heat a hot pocket to infint heatness but his mouth i belive can stand infinte. heat. if that makes sense

What's her name?

targetman377 wrote:just out of curisity do you like FDR?

fdr is my bff

but let's go back to the god thing. if he can withstand an infinite amount of heat, he is incapable of doing something: creating a hot pocket so hot that he cannot withstand its heat. That means he isn't infinitely powerful, right?

SultanOfSurreal wrote:

targetman377 wrote:just out of curisity do you like FDR?

fdr is my bff

but let's go back to the god thing. if he can withstand an infinite amount of heat, he is incapable of doing something: creating a hot pocket so hot that he cannot withstand its heat. That means he isn't infinitely powerful, right?

He's powerful enough to silence your heretical nonsense!

SultanOfSurreal wrote:

targetman377 wrote:just out of curisity do you like FDR?

fdr is my bff

but let's go back to the god thing. if he can withstand an infinite amount of heat, he is incapable of doing something: creating a hot pocket so hot that he cannot withstand its heat. That means he isn't infinitely powerful, right?

but i am say what if he can withstand infinte amount of heat and also create infinte amount of heat? can he not do this?

on the FDR thing i should have none i will not get into that but if you want my opion i think he is one of the worst pres. we have ever had. and i am not just ranting my stupid mouth i do no alot about american history seeing how it is what i am going to school for.

jaun my GF is named amber

There's no such thing as an infinite amount of heat. If gas particles are moving at the speed of light, then they are as hot as it is possible to be. By that point, it wouldn't even be a Hot Pocket. And God could still eat it, although it would be drinking at this point, or inhaling... although He might get mild heartburn.

john9blue wrote:There's no such thing as an infinite amount of heat. If gas particles are moving at the speed of light, then they are as hot as it is possible to be. By that point, it wouldn't even be a Hot Pocket. And God could still eat it, although it would be drinking at this point, or inhaling... although He might get mild heartburn.

Wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon

targetman377 wrote:jaun my GF is named amber

What are her likes?