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Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:32 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Shame he didn't live in England, then he would still be alive.
PS:
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =8&t=90070
PPS: You are currently under the bridge
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:45 pm
by oVo
Do you work at The Onion?
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:53 pm
by bedub1
private health care helped him live this long. Otherwise he would have died years ago, in 1984 during his first public health care operation....
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:27 am
by apey
a better tittle for this thread would b
Private healthcare made Micheal Jackson white
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:43 am
by Dancing Mustard
On the subject of titles, I did spend quite some time deliberating whether to run with the current version or whether to go with the alternative "National Healthcare saves Michael Jackson", followed with "Shame he is in America and died".
Either way, it's been a fantastic opportunity to point out the sheer idiocy of Bedub's earlier 'Steve Jobs' thread. Which was of course the whole idea.
Anyway: That's why they call me Terry Tibbs. You want to buy a car, call me. You want to sell me a coffin for a dog, call me. You want to go for dinner, call me.
Much love, Goodnight.
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:07 am
by hecter
bedub1 wrote:private health care helped him live this long. Otherwise he would have died years ago, in 1984 during his first public health care operation....
Source or you're a lying douchebag.
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:12 am
by bedub1
hecter wrote:bedub1 wrote:private health care helped him live this long. Otherwise he would have died years ago, in 1984 during his first public health care operation....
Source or you're a lying douchebag.
1984 is when he got his first nose.
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:19 am
by Dancing Mustard
FAIL.
Prove that he would have died during that operation, or you're still a lying douchebag.
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:57 am
by bedub1
Dancing Mustard wrote:FAIL.
Prove that he would have died during that operation, or you're still a lying douchebag.
prove that if al gore had won the election in 2000 that 9/11 wouldn't have happened, and then i'll probe what you asked above.
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:58 am
by jonesthecurl
bedub1 wrote:hecter wrote:bedub1 wrote:private health care helped him live this long. Otherwise he would have died years ago, in 1984 during his first public health care operation....
Source or you're a lying douchebag.
1984 is when he got his first nose.
Second, surely? Or wasn't he born with one?
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:06 am
by Timminz
bedub1 wrote:Dancing Mustard wrote:FAIL.
Prove that he would have died during that operation, or you're still a lying douchebag.
prove that if al gore had won the election in 2000 that 9/11 wouldn't have happened, and then i'll probe what you asked above.
Yeah. Relevant.
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:23 pm
by spurgistan
bedub1 wrote:Dancing Mustard wrote:FAIL.
Prove that he would have died during that operation, or you're still a lying douchebag.
prove that if al gore had won the election in 2000 that 9/11 wouldn't have happened, and then i'll probe what you asked above.
Fallacy! Straw man argument! Game ovah.
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:18 pm
by Snorri1234
bedub1 wrote:hecter wrote:bedub1 wrote:private health care helped him live this long. Otherwise he would have died years ago, in 1984 during his first public health care operation....
Source or you're a lying douchebag.
1984 is when he got his first nose.
Nosejobs aren't actually lifethreatening.
And plastic surgery is private everywhere.
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:22 am
by Dancing Mustard
Win win win win win win win win win win win.
I hereby proclaim this thread over. I have now won.
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:12 pm
by bedub1
Dancing Mustard wrote:Win win win win win win win win win win win.
I hereby proclaim this thread over. I have now won.
Well...maybe you did win. Just reply to this and I will graciously acknowledge your win.
Re: Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:15 pm
by pancakemix
Lulz