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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby warmonger1981 on Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:22 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Grand-daughter (the curlsonette) is staying here for a few days which is nice, but unfortunately involves putting up with the mother too. Having a very hard time not screaming "GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




I suggest not saying the "bitch" part. It might come off as unfriendly and uninviting. I suggest pushing her out of bed into some pancakes. And then say" breakfast has neen served and didn't want you to miss it". Breakfast in bed is always nice but Syrup can be sticky.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:44 am

warmonger1981 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Grand-daughter (the curlsonette) is staying here for a few days which is nice, but unfortunately involves putting up with the mother too. Having a very hard time not screaming "GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




I suggest not saying the "bitch" part. It might come off as unfriendly and uninviting. I suggest pushing her out of bed into some pancakes. And then say" breakfast has neen served and didn't want you to miss it". Breakfast in bed is always nice but Syrup can be sticky.



Alternatively, you can just nail her in the ass with an electric cattle prod, and then put on your most charming smile and say, "Haha, just kidding!"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:41 am

She has not got off the phone or out of the bedroom except to get in the car and be driven somewhere in 3 days.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:40 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby warmonger1981 on Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:45 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Grand-daughter (the curlsonette) is staying here for a few days which is nice, but unfortunately involves putting up with the mother too. Having a very hard time not screaming "GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




I suggest not saying the "bitch" part. It might come off as unfriendly and uninviting. I suggest pushing her out of bed into some pancakes. And then say" breakfast has neen served and didn't want you to miss it". Breakfast in bed is always nice but Syrup can be sticky.



Alternatively, you can just nail her in the ass with an electric cattle prod, and then put on your most charming smile and say, "Haha, just kidding!"



MY friend had a cattle prod. he would use it on people who got out of line at the parties he would have. I would laugh my ass off when he would hit someone with it. looks like it hurt alot.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:23 am

She'a not gone home yet. Trouble is, her mother works for an airline so she flies for free - but has to wait for a free "standby" seat. This usually means she leaves (and indeed arrives) 12-36 hours after she planned to.
Still not guilty of murder, but if that flight doesn't have room tomorrow I make no promises.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu Sep 06, 2018 6:43 am

If Jones carries out the deed. I suggest a GoFundMe page for his bail.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:55 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:14 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:32 pm

Peace at last. Though I do miss the curlsonette already.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:49 am

Middle Tennessee State 7
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:16 pm

Quirk wrote:Middle Tennessee State 7
Georgia 49

Alabama - 62
Ole Miss - 7

We will see you in the SEC Championship!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:11 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Peace at last. Though I do miss the curlsonette already.


f*ck. they're back again.Much as I'm happy to see the curlsonette, i swear i'll swing (or fry) for the mother. Apparently, the other grandma's house (where they live right now) is being treated for mold and they have to be out. Obviously she has totally worn out her welcome with all the rest of her extensive family in NJ. Because she's a bitch. If I could kidnap the curlsonette and at the same point eliminate the mother, I would.
No I wouldn't, at the end of the day I have to admit that mother and child love each other. Dammit. Who will rid me of this troublesome woman?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:42 am

Jones, she probably knows you don't like her and that makes her feel awkward so she hides from you. Her laziness is a curse; this is true, but try to see past it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Sep 17, 2018 5:05 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Peace at last. Though I do miss the curlsonette already.


f*ck. they're back again.Much as I'm happy to see the curlsonette, i swear i'll swing (or fry) for the mother. Apparently, the other grandma's house (where they live right now) is being treated for mold and they have to be out. Obviously she has totally worn out her welcome with all the rest of her extensive family in NJ. Because she's a bitch. If I could kidnap the curlsonette and at the same point eliminate the mother, I would.
No I wouldn't, at the end of the day I have to admit that mother and child love each other. Dammit. Who will rid me of this troublesome woman?


I would recommend Reginald FitzArse.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:10 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:03 pm

So my guests may finally have gone. They tried to leave yesterday, but the tail end of Florence was forcing NY flights to be cancelled so they've gone back to the airport to see if they can get away today. Fingers crossed.
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