Conquer Club

• Last words: May small rodents burrow into all of you peoples' nether regions!!!!!

• Last words: The only thing uglier than the beer goggle beauty I brought home last night was how the rest of my team played.

• Last words: I am happy to leave the island and the degenerates that inhabit it.

• Last words: I got voted off by Ditocoaf and dominator2000?!? The growth on my loins can play better player than those two yahoos.

  Ditocoaf wrote:Na na na boo boo

  dominator2000 wrote:What he said

• Last Words:Why me?

  Mushin wrote:Asking that question is its own answer my friend.

• Last words: Glad to be out of your crazy tournament Mushin! Now I can go do better things like...like...umm...nevermind.

• Last words: I’m so upset I don’t think I can sleep with my dog tonight....Who am I kidding? If you fetch the lotion I'll turn on the vibrating bed.

  Razormonster's dog wrote:Please God...save me...

• Last words: I once bit a lady who was standing in line with me at the bank

  Mushin wrote:Uhhh…okay. Maybe we should have had a vote before we played any games…

• Last words: Now I’ll have more time to perfect my exotic dancing moves.

  Mushin wrote:I didn’t know they had industrial pipe fitting exotic dancers.

  It’s a union thing

• Last words: both of you are nothing but a bunch of teenie weenie piddly diddly's!!!

  Mushin wrote:I need Disciple7 and GMC to see the doctor immediately. That sounds contagious.

• Last words: LOL yes there are last words. When you start with 3 teri's and your teammates neglect you when you pass to them, then its a team i would rather not be part of. Worse is when they fail to see the obvious, and make careless passes to give the game away.

  kenbeuken wrote:You’re just mad because you failed to see me and lettherebedwights overarching strategy which involved playing bad and losing so we could vote you off the island.

  lettherebedwight wrote:That's not what we were doing...

  kenbeuken wrote:Dude…like, shutup…

• Last words: To anyone playing with either Gypsys Kiss or Aaron234, be prepaired to be eliminated, as they don't know how to play and just beat up beginners for their ranks. Take Aaron for instance who tried to take a bonus using a 2 +his 3 armies for the turn, against a 9 instead of giving them to me so I could break 2 bonuses (a 4 and a 3) he ended up failing I I couldn't break any bonuses and that was the deciding turn, also Gypsys just plays his own game and doesnt even know what teammates are. In short they arent' fit to play on any team. Also they will eliminate players on their team who don't try and take a bonus, so forget trying to break all the opponents bonuses and just go for one for yourself if you want to survive.

  Dr. Phil wrote: It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.

• Last words: it was a team game. It was not one persons fault. it was the teams fault. I was just part of that team

  An unnamed member of Exterminator’s team whose identity has been hidden for their protection from that crazy ass robot wrote:That may be true. It is also true that if our team was an ass, you were the hemorrhoid.

• Last words: I voted for myself

  Mushin wrote:Why the hell would you do something like that?

  I like to do things to myself

  Mushin wrote:Uhhhh…

  There was this one time when I had a can of spam, a jar of mayonnaise and a candle…

  Mushin wrote:WHOA!!!! YOU’RE OUTTA HERE!!!

  GRAPE APE wrote:Hey, I want to vote for myself too.

  Dai_tan wrote:Been there, been arrested for that.

  Mushin wrote:Where the hell did I put my tazer?

  This one time I had a tazer, a bowl of jello and a balloon...

• Last words: I was in a tournament?

  Mushin wrote:Yes. In fact you were in a tournament with a team game.

  Was this is a chess tournament?

  Kotaro wrote:That’s why you kept ‘shouting’ CHECKMATE over the team chat!!!

  Am I wearing pants?

• Last words: If I find out where you two live I’m going to personally impregnate each of your cats personally.

• Last words: And Dwight spoke unto the people who had voted against him and said, “Thou can all kisseth my asseth!” And the people recognized the goodness inherent in the Dwight.

• Last words: i dont blame those scumbags for voting me off, clearly a tactical maneuvre (sarcasm)

  mushin wrote:For those of you wondering what vampir2124 is talking about:

  Webster’s Dictionary wrote:maneuvre- (v) the act of being buggered by something large, rough and unpleasant example The new inmate was manuvred by his large cellmate.

  Yes vampir2124, you definitely got manuvred.

• Last words: They can take away my tournament participation, but they’ll never take my FREEDOM!!!! Now look at my Scottish arse!!!!

  vexx wrote:If I change my vote will you put on some friggin underwear?

• Last words: "death isnt something that happens to you, its something that happens for you" - charles manson

  mushin wrote:Those words have me convinced, your former teammates should probably put the police on speed dial. Pushing 9 + 1 + 1 might take too long.

• Last words: May the fleas from a thousand camels infest your armpits!

  GRAPE APE wrote: If that will help me clear up a nasty case of ‘athlete’s armpit’ then you can sign me up now.

• Last words: The only reason I played so bad was cause I was always makin out with my totally hot girlfriend.

  Lufsen75 wrote:Dude…you don’t have a girlfriend.

  Yeah I do!!! You just don’t know her…she’s from …like…another school and junk…

  spaceghst44 wrote:Oh yeah, what’s her name?

  Its’ mega…I mean Mary…yeah Mary…

  wrestler1ump wrote: One time…when I was drinking 40s, I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with frozen green bean.

  ?????? And you voted for me? Weak!!

• Last words: blah . blah. blah rules . blah... ok, goodbye everyone
  
  

  George Bush wrote:That was just beeuteefull. Now let’s go kill some terrorists.

• Last words: I kinda always thought that catching an STD from a boy-band roadie would forever be the lowest point in my life. That was before I was voted off by three players of my ex-teammates' caliber...

• Last words: Well, you eliminated me. Yea, yea, screw you. We all know you three are idiots.

• Last words: May you all choke and die on my fetid entrails

  mushin wrote:mmmmmm…Kimi chitlins

• Last words: One Two.. Freddy is coming for you

  Angry Gerbil wrote: HOLY $#!@ RUN!!!!!

• Last words: Horrible advice from gannable, and everyone would've voted me off had I not gone with it. I didn't know it was legal for three chumps to be so stupid.
  
  Damn the LAW!!!!

• Last words: Do you know what happens when you piss off somebody with white trash roots? I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but I hope the women in your family know how to knife fight my sisters while battling a bad case of the clap.

• Last words: Hmm did I get eliminated because everybody fears me...? Or did they all realize I suck at this game...?

  Mushin wrote: I think it was the fear thing…I’m also required to take heavy psychotropic drugs by court order for the good of those around me.

• Last words: I voted for myself because like Mother Teresa, I want to share love and not hate with the players of CC

  Mushin wrote: That is so noble…want to play in a one on one match?

• Last words: I was away what can I say. Had my sitter taking turns for me.

  Mushin wrote: I once tried to hire the local babysitter to come over and give me a sponge bath…I really have to readjust my idea of what is considered “creepy”.

• Last words: Revenge shall be slow and painful you false god worshiping four eyed fiends.

  gogglez wrote:
  
  ALL HAIL ERKEL!!!

• Last words: I’ll just chalk this one up to my splenda habit.

  Mushin wrote:Doesn’t that stuff cause anal leakage?

  Only when you use it correctly…

• Last words: This is worse than the time the police said i couldnt own a gun... man i could use a gun right now. You will pay in the future "teammates" LOL
  Good Luck from here on in playas

  Gilligan wrote:Hello restraining order!!!

• Last words: The Council have chosen wisely, I deserve to be banished

  Mushin wrote:Don’t be so hard on yourself. You don’t deserve to be banished as much as you deserve to be beaten around the head and neck with a dead rodent.

• Last words: Grape Ape…Grape Ape…You are about to find out what it’s like to have feces from a 50 foot primate thrown at you…Grape Ape…Grape Ape

• Last words: I am a survivor. I am like a cockroach, you just can’t get rid of me.

  Darin44 wrote: Unfortunately for you I like to get huff Raid bug spray with my morning coffee

• Last words: after years of playing with myself I have decided that I will now vote for myself in hopes that it brings me the same joy

  GMC wrote:Can I vote for myself too?

• Last words: I’m takin my trucks and I’m goin home!!!

  mwcc wrote: Oh no! Your hurting my feelings!!

  It will when I pick up your girlfriend with all my spare time…chicks dig the tonka

• Last words: Foiled by my inability to read and respond to PM’s.

  vexx wrote:I never thought that someone being illiterate could make me so happy…but here we are…

• Last words: I felt we all played equally poorly, so I just voted for myself. Besides, this game has been going on way... too... long. Bye all!

  Mushin wrote:Does that mean you don’t want to get an invite to the 3000 round come-back show for members who have played in each of the last 15 annual Survivor CC Style tournaments?

• Last words: It's about time, I've lost 150 lbs now and look like a toothpick with hair.

  mushin wrote:Hair...What kind of hair?!? It better not be short curly black hairs....this is a family game for F#@K's sake!!!

• Last words: It's better for them I got voted out. The threat is now eliminated. They're lucky they got me when they had the chance.
  
  

  lunatic96 wrote: You got eliminated all right...just like my grandfather "eliminates" a box of prunes...DAMNIT GRANDPA!!! WE HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER LATER!!!!

  

• Last words: What-ever...

• Last words: LOSE!!! I cannot LOSE!!! I am the great conquerAce…FEARED BY MEN…DESIRED BY WOMEN…

  mushin wrote:…And due to take your meds…

  Thanks for reminding me…where was I? Oh yeah…REVILED BY HAMSTERS….

• Last words: So here’s what happened. I told barterer2002 if he took Australia, then dcb could grab South America, and I would have forted them while hiding in Africa…it would have been an air tight strategy…

  barterer2002 wrote:You do realize that we were playing the USApocalypse map. None of those are actual territories on that map

  I KNOW!!!! That’s why the other team wouldn’t have been able to stop it! Listen to me next time!

• Last words: After hours of agonizing over my vote, I came to know that the suckiness inherent in me demanded that I vote for myself.

  brandoncfi wrote:Don’t be so hard on yourself…you don’t suck…

  DAMNIT!!! Why do you have to take away the one thing I did better than anyone else!!!

  brandoncfi wrote:Okay, okay, okay…you suck

  Do you reaaaaalllllyyyy think so? You’re just saying that….

  brandoncfi wrote:Please shoot me.

• Last words: In recognition of the financial difficulties we are all having due to the price of fossil fuels, I GMC, am dropping out of the tournament and will instead assist the international economy by stripping for Mexican pesos in the back of a Toronto truck stop.

  madman7 wrote:Best money I ever spent…

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• Last words: This will give me more time to do the creepy things with insects that freak out my shrink...it gives my life meaning...
  
  

• Last words: The skill set brought to the table by my teammates resembled something out of a Dali poster...
  
  
  
  Yeah…that about sums it up…

• Last words: I’ll walk away confident that I did my best and though I failed, I can blame it all on the shortcomings of those around me. Thank you all.
  

  peanutsdad wrote: Dude you attacked barterer2002’s dog at one point during the game!!

  He was keeping me from my bonus.
  
  

• Last words: I wish to remind all that the absense of evedence is not the evedence of absense!
  

  mushin wrote: You speak great truth grasshopper… NOW YOU DIE!!!

  
  
  
  

• Last words: I want you all to know that your recognition of my skills that necessitated voting me off truly flatters me while infuriating me at the same time.
  

  Shino Tenshi wrote:I think that you should replace that ‘of all trades’ part of your name with a more apt description of your personality/skills.

  I fail to see where you are taking this insinuation
  

  Annexator wrote:Yeah..somthing along the lines of ‘Jackass’

  Why you simple troglodyte!
  

  Shino Tenshi wrote:I was thinking more along the lines of “off” instead of “ass” but I like the way you think

  GOOD DAY SIR!!!!

• Last words: My only defense is that I was on vacation and the person who covered for me sucked eggs. For the good of all I fall on my sword.
  

  brandoncfi wrote:Are you sure I can’t help you with that?

• Last words: I will pray to Jesus to give me the strength to forgive the stupidity of others…

  Sweko wrote:Dude, you’re gonna forgive us? You’re a better man than me. I’d be really angry right now…

  I said I am praying for the strength…
  

  ChristianSoldier whispers to God wrote: Are you sure it's not Christian-like to thrash them within inches of their lives?

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  ChristianSoldier whispers to God wrote: Okay…I'm sorry Lord...but I think they may be money changers…

  
  
  

  ChristianSoldier singing wrote: My God is a mighty God, a mighty God…

• Last words: Have you people not witness my avatar? Do you really know what an angry squirrel can do? Sic em boy!.
  
  

  jj3044 wrote:Jedlueds, meet Mushin’s exterminator.

  
  
  
  
  
  MR SUPERFLUFFER!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!
  
  

• Last words: I will face this setback with the grace and aplomb that I approach all of life. I am going to pour rodent urine in your coffee
  
  

• Last words: I am so mad that I am going to could just!!!! Just!!!!

  Shino Tenshi wrote:Here, have some coffee, it will calm your nerves

  Thank you. That is so nice

  Shino Tenshi wrote:Oh, the pleasure is all mine

  

• Last words: I read like 7000 of mushin’s damn PM’s to get booted by the likes of you two!?!?

  Angry Gerbil wrote:Sure looks that way.

  AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
  
  
  
  

  topper wrote: That’s not funny. Suicide is a very serious topic.

  mushin wrote:Your totally right. Let’s talk about it over a cup of coffee. Shino..

  
  
  
  

• Last words: mushin obviously counted the votes wrong.
  

  mushin wrote:Let’s look at this. The formula I use to tabulate votes is very similar to the formula used by the NFL to calculate QB rating.

  barterer2002 wrote:oh $h#*

  mushin wrote:See you start with the a number that is divised from the number of cocktails that Lindsy Lohan has injested in the last hour.
  
  
  
  Divided by the number of times that Nick Nolte has been arrested in any given 3 day period.
  
  
  
  Using the pythigereian threrom..

  dcb wrote:Don’t you mean the Pythagorean Therom?

  
  

  mushin wrote:Hell no. I hate that bastard. I mean the pythigereian therom which states that on any given day you are as likely to step on smurf as to stick a hot poker willingly up your nose.

  jj3044 wrote:uhhh….

  mushin wrote:Moving forward from this frame of reference we note that LLLUUUKKKEEE obviously is unlikely to step on a smurf or to like a person name lunatic96. This allows me to cast a vote against you from his point of view regardless of what he actually wants.

  Amazzony wrote:Whew, I thought for sure you were going to mention pi.

  mushin wrote:PIE!!! I FRIGGIN LOVE PIE!!!!

  
  

  lunatic96 wrote:WTF?

  mushin wrote:WTF indeed my friend. WTF indeed.

• Last words: I am very sorry that I let my team down due to a death in family.

  Mushin wrote:Do you think that a death in the family will keep you from the ridicule and ridiculousness that is reigned down upon participants in the tournament…well, okay. But only because the STD you picked up after the funeral is punishment enough

• Last words: my banana_hammocks were too tight i just couldn't concentrate due to the immense pain!
  
  
  
  
  

  Mushin wrote:I see that, but please just put down the gun.

• Last words: They are to scared to let me be on the Island. I will still be here as a ghost in your head.

  Mushin wrote:Why did you have to tell madman7 that? The guys at the emergency room are getting tired of this.

  
  
  
  

• Last words: Bye-bye

  Mushin wrote:After causing massive amount of mayhem as young dork fought valiantly for your Amazonian hand in CC love all you have to say for yourself is bye bye?!?

  yep

  Mushin wrote:Alright guys you can stop slapping each other now. She’s gone.

  
  
  
  

  Sweko wrote:NOOOOOO. She hasn’t even seen my action figure collection!!!!

  dittoeevee8888 wrote:HA! You call that an action figure collection. You don’t even have the miscast Luke Skywalker with the extra thumb

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• Last words: damn you people
  
  But whatever. I enjoyed the tourney [in the short time period I played it in], but I'd still like to know why I was voted out
  
  Good luck to the rest of the remaining survivors.
  

  Mushin wrote: Asking why you were voted off is very similar as to why I ask my wife why she just slapped the living $h!& out of me for inviting the Swedish Bikini Team to hold wet t-shirt contest for charity at our church picnic.

  

  Mushin wrote: Some things will forever remain a mystery.

• Last words: My fellow Conquer Clubians. Your vote has affirmed my conclusion that 90% of humanity should be euthanized. May you all rot in hell you worthless bastards.
  
  

• Last words: III mmmuuusssttt sssaaayyy ttthhhaaattt aaa tttyyypppiiinnnggg ssstttuuuttteeerrr iiisss nnnooottt aaa vvvaaallliiiddd rrreeeaaasssooonnn fffooorrr bbbaaannniiissshhhmmmeeennnttt!!!
  

  Mushin wrote:I would like to take a moment to talk about the tragedy that occurs when those that are mentally “special” are given access to a computer. Take LLLUUUKKKEEE for example. Is it his fault that he types the way he does? Or do you, with me, blame the person who turned on the computer? Break out the torches.

  

• Last words: Voted off!!!! What do you mean I was voted off!!!
  

  barterer2002 wrote: KidWhisky and I talked it over. We felt that your dedication to Polka just wasn’t pure.

  Polka!!! F$%# POLKA!
  

  KidWhisky wrote:Now I know I made the right decision. Polka is god’s gift to humanity. The sweet sound that will bring peace and love to the world.

  
  
  You people are retarded.
  

  KidWhisky wrote: LET US DANCE!!!

  
  
  
  

  barterer2002 wrote:DAMN! I make that dress look good!

• Last words: "Best of luck to all who remain." [/quote]

• Last words: my final word ....i was invited to join the game and i did and my team couldnt help protect me and was slaughterd

  madman7 wrote: Nothing is sweeter to my ears than the sad bleats of a sacrificial lamb. Chops anyone?

• Last words: it was a pleasure, good luck to the winner, you'll need it.

  Easy n Dirty wrote:LUCK!!!! I don’t need no stinking luck! I have the spirit of Jerry Garcia on my side.

  Spirit of Jerry Garcia wrote:Dude, you do know that I’m a figment of your drugged hazed imagination?

  Easy n Dirty wrote: What are you talking about Jerry? And please tell that damn red bear that the toilet is not in my closet

  Jerry Garcia wrote:Whatever man. Pass the bong.

  

• Last words: All of this hatred towards me has broken my spirit. I will now leave this world in the method proscribed by my magic 8 ball.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I hope you can all live with yourselves after what you have done to me and that poor elephant.

• Last words: "Best of luck to all who remain." [/quote]
  
  

  spaceghst44 wrote:Luck favors the bold. And the guy with the crazy ass uncle who will kill for oreos.

  
  
  

• Last words: Cannot blame ya for kicking off the best of the best.
  

  Easy n Dirty wrote:That was the best of the best?

  gannable wrote:I’m going to kill myself now and get it over with

• Last words: I’ve started a support group for you people. I’ve even made up buttons for you to wear.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I feel it is appropriate.

Woman of the Evening wrote:That’s what you paid for sugar….

• Last words: I didn’t want to do this, but you’ve given me no choice. I didn’t want to use my powers for evil, but you assholes have it coming. Feel my wrath!!!!!!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  dcb wrote:Did I just get bitch slapped by Corky from Life Goes On? WTF!!!

• Last words: You bastards!!! Now I’m going to have to spend more time with my girlfriend..
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  Sparqs’ girlfriend wrote: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND OIL MY PECKS!!!!

  
  Yes dear…please don’t scissorlock me again…
  
  

  Sparqs’ girlfriend wrote:OIL BITCH OIL!!!!

• Last words: Damn, even after Annexator missed the first turn? Men! Always trying to keep the women down!
  
  

  Mushin’s conscious wrote: STOP MUSHIN DON’T DO IT!!!!

  Mushin wrote:b.b.b.bbut she said keepin women down….

  Mushin’s conscious wrote:For the love you hold for your mother and not riding to the poor house on the horse that is sexual harassment…don’t do it…

  Mushin wrote:DAMN YOU CONSCIOUS!!!!!

  Mushin’s conscious wrote:Lord give me strength to keep Mushin’s mind out of the gutter…

  
  Too Late…

• Last words: Missing a turn at a critical juncture in the game did not help my cause, so I blame the concept of time.
  
  I also blame the concept of time for it taking eight months for my participation in this tournament to come to such an unceremonious end.
  
  That is all.
  

  Mushin wrote:I told those bastards from Time to leave my participants alone.

  LOST IMAGE
  
  

  Mushin wrote:On the flip side, the lawsuit shall be great and that photo is very flattering of you dcb. If we’re lucky he’ll have my eyes….

  

Alas! I have been cut down in my survivorial prime! Oh cruel, cruel Fates, why do you strike at bosom so?! I shall go into exile, to Pile of Awsome, where I shall spend my remaining years breeding gerbils. Breeding gerbils and trying to forget.

Mushin wrote:Breeding Gerbils!! I think not my friend. Nobody is going to cut into the profits from my special Gerbil breeding program. Meet my latest breeding experiment.

Mushin wrote:Do you know how hard it was to genetically encode leather and chains? Sick em Gimp…GIMP!!! Leave that giraffe alone and go get mandalorian2298 before he ruins our plans.

Mushin wrote:I didn’t know that Rupert Murdoc played CC.

Mushin wrote:Who gave that damn hippy a computer!!!

Mushin wrote:Fun with reptiles

Mushin wrote:Aw shucks, you make me feel all funny.

Mushin wrote:Stop that before I have to kill you.

Mushin wrote:And we will take comfort in what we do to you when you pass out.

kidwhisky wrote:I’ve had worse happen…

Mushin wrote:Touche.

Translation wrote:I will find you in your home and rip out your lungs through your nose.