Conquer Club

I bounce back up and pretend to be the Wamart smiley and tell you about all the money you could save and you run to walmart.

I take your hill, MY HILL!

i show you MY SMILE! and you die of envie.

my hill!

I feed you copious amounts of sugar causing your smile to rot away. You run to the dentist.

My Hill

the cops think your selling "sugar" to junkies and they arrest you

my hill

I'm in ur b4s3 k1ll1ng 4ll ur d00dz

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You die
My hill

you realize your hill is only the mound in your backyard.

my hill.

static_ice wrote:First of all Strikewolf, you cannot watch a nuclear bomb explode from a safe distance unless you're so far...but if you're that far you can't see me so you can't know if I ran away...so I'll just say I did.

My avvy bites you're head off (if you notice the mouth...)

my hill

I watched it on TV idiot. I saw you as the blast went off just before it destroyed the camera.

And you can keep your stupid hill.

i dig me a hole my hole

i build another hill, my hill

killza666jrr wrote:i dig me a hole my hole

Your hole gets taken over by religious extremists who behead you on live television and is then shrunken in a bizzare phenomenon that cannot be explained. I then buy it on e-bay.

My shrunken head.

hmmm... I can go with the hole, the hill, or the head... I will go with the shrunken head. Strikewolf I spray you with a hose and the shrunken head absorbs the water and becomes normal (but its still dead) you throw it into the air and runaway of fear.

My non-shrunken head

i hang out on my hill, still my hill
i also shoot the head into 1,000,000,000,000 pieces, stactic runs home to mommy because his plaything was destroyed

fine I guess I'll we'll go back to the hill. I tell you that this game is really called Queen of the Hill and you get off the hill cuz ur a homophobe (so am I, I guess)

My Straight Hill

You know I would have just sold the head to you if you wanted it. I point out that Osama is hiding in Killza's hole. the US army kills him and as an award give me hole as a gift.

My stupid hole.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is being filmed near static's house. he runs away to avoid getting a makeover.
my hill. i throw a grenade down strike wolf's hole and then with my superhuman-killing strength i move the hill over the hole.
my hill.

Still alive I wonder what a hill is doing on top of my hole. Oh well, since legally the land surrounding the hole was mine and your hill is now on that land.

My hill.

i buy your hole!

my hill

I cover your hill with Butt sars in order to kill anyone who comes up on the hill.

GAME OVER

I do nothing, so MB gets bored and removes them. Then I hang him.

My hill.

I have Handbanana to rape you

My Hill

I sleep

My Hill

With my money I go back in time and buy stock in every major corporation before they were worth anything. Years later, I'm the richest man in the world. But since I am nearing my death, I put in my will that the first person to win a race around the galaxy will get my 800 trillion dollars.

I win the race, buy hill

my hill

I forge documents stating that the will of strike wolf is in fact invalid and steal the hill while no-one in watching.

My hill.