Conquer Club

Beat you with a 2x4 with rusty nails.

Combine both hills.

My hill.

World blows up from combining a nuclear battleground with a peaceful pasture. Hills separate, becoming 2 different bodies in space.

I claim peaceful pasture and hit you with a flower, sending you to Spamalot's bunker.

My other hill!

I claim pluto. my hill.

coconut4paws wrote:I claim pluto. my hill.

Yay, Pluto!

I turn the hill into a volcano which erupts on you...then once it dries into magma or w/e i get to the top
my hill!

The volcano backfires and you die .

Spamalots Hill

Cooks all spam and eats it.

My hill.

I douse your fire and chase you off with a pointed stick

My hill

I'm a martyr! I run onto the hill with explosives strapped to my chest. i blow, you, your pointed stick, and everyone else up

Spamalots Hill

yes spamalot's hill

No a martyr is someone who dies at the hands of someone else for his beliefs. You are a suicidal bomber.

I was off the hill getting some bread when you blew up.

My bloody hill.

you slip and slide on jnd's blood all the way to the bottom of the hill

spamalot's hill

The hill suffers spontaneous total existence failure. I move into the smoking crater.

My hole.

fast posted

spamalot's hole

i distract you with cool smily-person:

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i run up the hill
my hill!!!

aimless you could not be any cooler on my list at the moment...despite your brillant reference...


my hill.

since i have tunnel vision and can only focus on one thing at a time the smiley doesnt distract me

spamalot's hill

i say poof?

my hill

i run up the hill and push you off

spamalot's hill

we shoot you multiple times then cut off your libs and put your organs into jars for experimentation.

Spamalots Hill

i drink so much sprite, pissed an ocean for yall to swim in, made my hill out of concrete, opened a huge bottle of grease and sprayed the walls, got a flag and started to spit in the yellow ocean...

spamalot's fortress of a hill

P.S. we have machine guns too on patrolling boats made of spam cans

ya

any add-ons to our fortress jnd


oops we also have radar and anti-aircraft guns in case of air attack


and in case of nuclear attack we have guns that shoot them done before they get even close to the hill

I like that idea

and we have a cute little baby in front of fortress that will lure ppl in. But the cute baby is really a demonic hellchild bent on destroying the human race. Have fun