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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:01 am
by btownmeggy
ignotus wrote:A JOKE:A guy runs into a Sperm bank with a mask over his face and a gun in his hand. Grabs the first nurse and shouts at her: -Open the safe!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Open it anyway!
Nurse opens and the guy says to her: -Take the third bottle from the left.
Nurse: -But Sir, this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Now drink it!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Do it!
With a bitter expression on her face Nurse swallows the whole bottle. Then the guy takes of his mask and saids to the nurse: -Didn't I tell you you could do it Susie?
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:38 pm
by Psilocbin
susie got pwnxxorz!!!11
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:52 pm
by hecter
ignotus wrote:A JOKE:A guy runs into a Sperm bank with a mask over his face and a gun in his hand. Grabs the first nurse and shouts at her: -Open the safe!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Open it anyway!
Nurse opens and the guy says to her: -Take the third bottle from the left.
Nurse: -But Sir, this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Now drink it!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Do it!
With a bitter expression on her face Nurse swallows the whole bottle. Then the guy takes of his mask and saids to the nurse: -Didn't I tell you you could do it Susie?
I hope that bastard got arrested...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:56 pm
by Ronaldinho
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:42 am
by glide
we had a good feed of oysters this week.........anybody need any shells?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:07 am
by Syzygy
Cool, but what would one do with so many oyster shells?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:16 am
by static_ice
be cheap for valentines day?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:20 am
by Syzygy
static_ice wrote:be cheap for valentines day?
Honey, look what I made for you.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:59 pm
by static_ice
exactly
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:11 pm
by Lucky Se7en
check out my hot wheels, jealous glide?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:14 pm
by The Weird One
Syzygy wrote:Cool, but what would one do with so many oyster shells?
better than gravel for driveways.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:15 pm
by The Weird One
a much more recent pic of me than the last one I put on here.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:19 pm
by static_ice
The Weird One wrote:a much more recent pic of me than the last one I put on here.
that's the exact same one than the last one you put up
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:20 pm
by The Weird One
bull shit!!!!
give me a sec and I'll find the other one and post it again.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:21 pm
by The Weird One
Here it is (it's about a year old now).
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:23 pm
by muy_thaiguy
What state are you in?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:23 pm
by static_ice
The Weird One wrote:Here it is (it's about a year old now).
I think you posted that already too... I remember something about you having a mohawk and explaining it was a dare...
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:25 pm
by The Weird One
that is the ONLY one I've posted before (unless I've forgotten)
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:26 pm
by static_ice
The Weird One wrote:that is the ONLY one I've posted before (unless I've forgotten)
I am certain you posted at least 2 pics, and the first one (today) was one of those 2
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:28 pm
by The Weird One
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:29 pm
by muy_thaiguy
muy_thaiguy wrote:What state are you in?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:30 pm
by The Weird One
me????
LA why?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:31 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Oh, thought the girl in the pic looked familiar, that's all.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:31 pm
by The Weird One
oh.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:29 pm
by misterman10
A picture of my foot:
