Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:25 pm
This thread is for CC related jokes. Here's mine:
I haven't lost a Speed Game since 2008.
I haven't lost a Speed Game since 2008.
Conquer Club
Conquer Club, a free online multiplayer variation of a popular world domination board game.
https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/
Conquerclub Jokes
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Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:47 pm
Orange you glad I didn't attack you?
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:57 pm
Some people assault territories, I prefer to apepper.
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:04 pm
My cubes are more intense than yours!
-rd
-rd
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:48 am
What did the poor dice roller say about the dice as they appeared on the page?
They were loaded.
--Andy
They were loaded.
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:51 am
Who's there?rdsrds2120 wrote:My cubes are more intense than yours!
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:13 am
eddie2
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:42 am
The intensity cubes and drops really are random.
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:01 pm
What did one Nuclear Spoil say to the others as they were cashed?
Bombs away.
--Andy
Bombs away.
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:19 pm
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Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:12 pm
KLOBBER walked into a bar and it was klobber time!
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:17 am
What do you get when you combine First Nations North America and First Nations South America?
VOLTRON
VOLTRON
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:24 am
Two CC'ers went into a bar..
Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...
Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:40 am
ROFL...thelord wrote:Two CC'ers went into a bar..
Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...
"I RULE THE WORLD",
"Sure you do honey, now be a good boy and go to bed!"
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:46 pm
Why did the Conqueror cross the road?
Spoiler
Because he wasn't playing Conquer Club.
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:57 pm
Who is the number one player to agree with everything?
Spoiler
The Concurrer
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:42 pm
What's big, scary, green, and angry?
Spoiler
All forum mods 
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:38 pm
What's the deal with 'Intensity Cubes'?
The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares.
--Andy
The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares.
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:35 pm
Hey! That's what I call them!AndyDufresne wrote:What's the deal with 'Intensity Cubes'?
The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares.
--Andy
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... s#p2886381Victor Sullivan wrote:intensity SQUARES. There's nothing cubular about them...
Anywho...
I heard there was a change in the Live Chat guidelines. They added New_Rules.
A player and a suggestions mod got in a flame war the other day. A guy reported it in the C&A forum. After much debate, they decided to ban the player, and the suggestions mod, well, he was TheForgivenOne.
Disclaimer: TheForgivenOne never actually got in a flame war with anyone.
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:39 pm
What's the difference between the Mona Lisa and Victor Sullivan?
Spoiler
The Mona Lisa makes me laugh
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:02 pm
Boooo....Victor Sullivan's jokes were awesome!Army of GOD wrote:What's the difference between the Mona Lisa and Victor Sullivan?
Spoiler
The Mona Lisa makes me laugh
What do you call somebody who stays up all night contemplating communism?
Spoiler
InsomniaRed!
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:32 pm
What is the one toxin we all enjoy?
--Andy
Spoiler
Saxitoxin. Or maybe King Herpes as a disease toxin. Take your pick!
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:50 pm
Herpes is a viral infection, it's not caused by a toxin.AndyDufresne wrote:What is the one toxin we all enjoy?
Spoiler
Saxitoxin. Or maybe King Herpes as a disease toxin. Take your pick!
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:52 pm
this thread...-the black jesus