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Army of GOD
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Some people assault territories, I prefer to apepper.
Beckytheblondie: "Don't give us the dispatch, give us a mustache ride."
Scaling back on my CC involvement...
Scaling back on my CC involvement...
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rdsrds2120
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My cubes are more intense than yours!
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What did the poor dice roller say about the dice as they appeared on the page?
They were loaded.
--Andy
They were loaded.
--Andy
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Who's there?rdsrds2120 wrote:My cubes are more intense than yours!
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David Hoekstra is almost a Field Marshal
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The intensity cubes and drops really are random.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
drunkmonkey wrote:I'm filing a C&A report right now. Its nice because they have a drop-down for "jefjef".
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AndyDufresne
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What did one Nuclear Spoil say to the others as they were cashed?
Bombs away.
--Andy
Bombs away.
--Andy
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KLOBBER walked into a bar and it was klobber time!
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg
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What do you get when you combine First Nations North America and First Nations South America?
VOLTRON
VOLTRON
mrswdk is a ho
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Two CC'ers went into a bar..
Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...
Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...
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SirSebstar
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ROFL...thelord wrote:Two CC'ers went into a bar..
Actually no they didn't but there is a cool map ideas there somewhere...
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Why did the Conqueror cross the road?
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Because he wasn't playing Conquer Club.
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What's big, scary, green, and angry?
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All forum mods 
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What's the deal with 'Intensity Cubes'?
The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares.
--Andy
The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares.
--Andy
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Hey! That's what I call them!AndyDufresne wrote:What's the deal with 'Intensity Cubes'?
The pictures are square, the winner highlights are square...they should be called Intensity Squares.
--Andy
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... s#p2886381Victor Sullivan wrote:intensity SQUARES. There's nothing cubular about them...
Anywho...
I heard there was a change in the Live Chat guidelines. They added New_Rules.
A player and a suggestions mod got in a flame war the other day. A guy reported it in the C&A forum. After much debate, they decided to ban the player, and the suggestions mod, well, he was TheForgivenOne.
Disclaimer: TheForgivenOne never actually got in a flame war with anyone.
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Scaling back on my CC involvement...
Scaling back on my CC involvement...
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Army of GOD
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What's the difference between the Mona Lisa and Victor Sullivan?
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The Mona Lisa makes me laugh
mrswdk is a ho
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Boooo....Victor Sullivan's jokes were awesome!Army of GOD wrote:What's the difference between the Mona Lisa and Victor Sullivan?
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The Mona Lisa makes me laugh
What do you call somebody who stays up all night contemplating communism?
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InsomniaRed!
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What is the one toxin we all enjoy?
--Andy
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Saxitoxin. Or maybe King Herpes as a disease toxin. Take your pick!
--Andy
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Herpes is a viral infection, it's not caused by a toxin.AndyDufresne wrote:What is the one toxin we all enjoy?
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Saxitoxin. Or maybe King Herpes as a disease toxin. Take your pick!
--Andy
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this thread...-the black jesus
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makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"