The two remaining little pigs and their questionable guests looked for the next lynch target.
"I say we should lynch that one!" says one of them, pointing.
"No, not me, I'm innocent! *squeal*
"He's guilty. Just listen to his pitiful cry."
"Alright, let's lynch him!"
"No, I'm innocent!"
But they didn't listen, they went and tried to lynch. So the pig ran to his house, and shut the door. They tried to light in on fire, but the bricks wouldn't burn. Then the wolf tried to blow his house down, but it was made of brick; it wouldn't budge. So finally they tried stealth.
"Who's there?" answered the pig in the house.
"It's the pizza man."
"I didn't order any pizza!"
"Uh... you won our daily free pizza delivery!"
"Hmmm... sounds fishy, but I need food, so..." the little pig opened the door, and the wolf got him, and then they lynched him.