Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

[Victor Sullivan]

Phatscotty will be interrogated for Issue 54 of the CC Dispatch! Post your questions for him here!

-Sully

[Joodoo]

Three words to describe your position in the political spectrum?

[rdsrds2120]

Who is Scotty, and why is he Phat (I don't believe your name is Scotty! )

-rd

[anonymus]

one thing i have been thinking a lot about is why on earth gun-nuts wants everybody to own guns,,
i mean if i owned guns already (most gun-nuts do) why would i be interested in more people having guns? how could that possibly benefit me?

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[natty dread]

Describe in 3 words your feelings about the Tea Party Death Squads.

[squishyg]

In 25 words or less persuade me to buy gold.

[Army of GOD]

How does it feel having to follow up the greatest person of all-time?

[saxitoxin]

*SAX ATTAK!* LMAO, J/K!

I have exactly five questions.

1 - WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

2 - As a citizen of Minnesota, do you feel Paganism in Minnesota is an important enough topic to require its own Wikipedia entry? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paganism_in_Minnesota)

3 - As a citizen of Minnesota, do you feel Minnesota is an important enough topic to require its own Wikipedia entry?

4 - Wikipedia says the official bird of Minnesota is the Common Loon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_symb ... te_symbols). How many Common Loons do you know?

5 - Wikipedia says the Minnesota accent is an "odd, sing-songy Scandinavian manner of speech, full of laconic sentences ending in Yah." Do you feel your accent is the reason some people in The Club don't understand your posts?

6 - As a recent critic of Norway do you feel it's odd that you live in an ethnically Norwegian state? How many times have you eaten lutefisk in the last month?

7 - If I invited you to see Conan the Barbarian (2011) with Army of God and me when it releases this month, would you come? Also, would you go see it with us?

[AndyDufresne]

Do you think you present convincing arguments in the Off Topics forum? How many users do you think you've won over to your viewpoint?


--Andy

[Ace Rimmer]

Are you an ass or breast man?

How many guns do you own?

When was the last time you met an Ace Rimmer?

[trinicardinal]

Who would you prefer to be rimmed by -

a) Ace Rimmer
b) saxitoxin
c) Army of GOD
d) All of the above

[thegreekdog]

From an economic perspective, how would you identify yourself (right/conservative or left/liberal or same) to the following users:

(1) Player563782
(2) thegreekdog
(3) spurgistan
(4) Night Strike

From a social perspective, how would you identify yourself (right/conservative or left/liberal or same) to the following users:

(1) Player563782
(2) thegreekdog
(3) spurgistan
(4) Night Strike

You have a pretty high rank... have you ever posted in general discussions? If so, do you post there often? Please elaborate as to why or why not.

[Phatscotty]

Phatscotty will be interrogated for Issue 54 of the CC Dispatch! Post your questions for him here!

-Sully

I want a question from you Sully!

[saxitoxin]

*SAX ATTAK!* LMAO, J/K!

I have exactly six questions.

1 - What is your preferred form of birth control: (a) condom, (b) withdrawal, (c) photograph of Angela Merkel?

2 - If I offered you $100 million provided you move to either (a) Denmark, or, (b) Somalia, what would you do and why would you do it?

3 - It's 2012 and you have been elevated to the Electoral College. There's a three-way tie between Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Dennis Kucinich and you are the last person to vote. As the Elector of Minnesota, for whom do you cast the tie-breaking vote?

4 - Have you ever had your 3rd amendment rights violated?

5 - Do you want Victor Sullivan to ask you a question?

[rockfist]

If you could dine with any person from history who would it be and why?