Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

[safariguy5]

For the 59th edition of the Dispatch, BPB member and Entertainment Mod squishyg will be interviewed. Ask away!

[Dukasaur]

Just how squishy are you? A Play-doh level of squishy, or just a volleyball level of squishy?

[Pedronicus]

Is it true that all new BPB members have to upload naked photos of their 2 year old daughter?
I've not seen anyone else do this in the forum and was wondering if paedophilia was commonplace in other clans.

(btw - the photos I uploaded were borrowed from my old gym teacher, and they are not of my own daughter) - which would explain why my daughter seems to look like she is both south east Asian, wit a bit of Brazilian slum dwelling shoe shiner and North African gymnast all at the same time.

[ViperOverLord]

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

If you had to choose one. Are you more of tomboy or a girly girl?

Is your name short for squishy (beep)?

Would you flush a goldfish down the toilet if it meant you could be the mayor of New York City for a day?

How much money would you have to make to appear in a porno?

what's the better sitcom, Cheers or The Big Bang Theory? Explain your answer.

Would you rather have died on the Challenger or The Titanic?

What's the better musical genre, disco or reggae?

How often do you go to Starbucks?

Who's the alpha. You or your husband?

Is it better to watch Nightmare Before Christmas in October or December?

What is your favorite sport?

Do you use coupons at fast food joints?

Old Hollywood or New Hollywood?

When was the last time you wore a thong?

Was the mob right to kill Gaddafi?

Are you a Democrat?

What is the most likely reason you'd ever do hard time?

Are you the queen of CC or does that title belong to dazerazer?

What is the best novel of all-time?

Would you rather be a hot genie or an ugly prime minister? Explain your answer.

Who is the biggest pervert on CC?

What movie is better, Back To The Future or Sweet Home Alabama?

Do you support capital punishment?

Do you watch Oprah?

Would you rather live in Afghanistan or Siberia?

Is spanking acceptable? Under what circumstances?

Who's hotter, Jessica Biel or Mila Kunis?

If Charlie Sheen wrote you a check for $30,000 would you do him?

What is the best and worst metropolises in the United States? Why?

What's the sluttiest thing one of your friends ever did?

What's better, vegetarian or meat lover pizzas?

How often do you go to the movies?

What is the best animated movie ever?

[jbrettlip]

well, my favorite two respectful questions are always: Favorite alcoholic drink and favorite pizza topping?

[BoganGod]

Still searching for a definitive answer to the old saw - How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?

wolffy style came close to answering it before going off on one of his delightful tangents many moons ago. Thought aunty squishy could attempt an answer

[Victor Sullivan]

What's the best thing about being in charge of social media along with The Voice?

-Sully

[General Brock II]

Who's your favourite female singer? Male singer? Band?

What's your favourite map on Conquerclub?

Why did you join CC?

Who're your favourite teammates for a Quads game?

What do you do for a living?

[safariguy5]

Is it possible to write a manual on understanding women, and if so, what would it say?

[TheForgivenOne]

Still searching for a definitive answer to the old saw - How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?

I've always wondered how many boards could the Mongol's Horde if the Mongol's Horde's got bored?

And how squishy can a G really be?

[40kguy]

how often do you go on dates?

[nagerous]

I excel in both content and deliverance so let's put on our classics and have a little dance shall we?

[Army of GOD]

Army of GOD or eating a box of nails (no milk allowed)?

[Robinette]

squishyg...

congrats on being chosen for interrogation...
in some places interrogation is akin to torture...
hope there is no water boarding involved for you, lol...

here's my questions...


1. If you could live anywhere in the world for a year, where would you go?

2. If you could meet anyone alive today, who would it be? What would you talk about?

[Robinette]

wait wait wait...

i have more questions...


3. If you could meet anyone from throughout history, who would it be?

4. If you were trapped on a desert island, what book would you most like to have?

5. Would you rather be able to fly, or be invisible?