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Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby safariguy5 on Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:42 pm

For the 59th edition of the Dispatch, BPB member and Entertainment Mod squishyg will be interviewed. Ask away!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:14 pm

Just how squishy are you? A Play-doh level of squishy, or just a volleyball level of squishy?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby Pedronicus on Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:38 pm

Is it true that all new BPB members have to upload naked photos of their 2 year old daughter?
I've not seen anyone else do this in the forum and was wondering if paedophilia was commonplace in other clans.

(btw - the photos I uploaded were borrowed from my old gym teacher, and they are not of my own daughter) - which would explain why my daughter seems to look like she is both south east Asian, wit a bit of Brazilian slum dwelling shoe shiner and North African gymnast all at the same time.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby ViperOverLord on Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:44 am

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Is your name short for squishy (beep)?

Would you flush a goldfish down the toilet if it meant you could be the mayor of New York City for a day?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby jbrettlip on Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:33 am

well, my favorite two respectful questions are always: Favorite alcoholic drink and favorite pizza topping?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby BoganGod on Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:39 am

Still searching for a definitive answer to the old saw - How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?

wolffy style came close to answering it before going off on one of his delightful tangents many moons ago. Thought aunty squishy could attempt an answer :)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:42 pm

What's the best thing about being in charge of social media along with The Voice?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby General Brock II on Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:12 pm

Who's your favourite female singer? Male singer? Band?

What's your favourite map on Conquerclub?

Why did you join CC?

Who're your favourite teammates for a Quads game?

What do you do for a living?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby safariguy5 on Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:40 pm

Is it possible to write a manual on understanding women, and if so, what would it say?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby TheForgivenOne on Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:42 pm

BoganGod wrote:Still searching for a definitive answer to the old saw - How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?


I've always wondered how many boards could the Mongol's Horde if the Mongol's Horde's got bored?

And how squishy can a G really be?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby 40kguy on Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:11 pm

how often do you go on dates?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby nagerous on Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:05 pm

I excel in both content and deliverance so let's put on our classics and have a little dance shall we?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby Robinette on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:23 pm

squishyg...

congrats on being chosen for interrogation...
in some places interrogation is akin to torture...
hope there is no water boarding involved for you, lol...

here's my questions...


1. If you could live anywhere in the world for a year, where would you go?

2. If you could meet anyone alive today, who would it be? What would you talk about?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

Postby Robinette on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:25 pm

wait wait wait...

i have more questions...


3. If you could meet anyone from throughout history, who would it be?

4. If you were trapped on a desert island, what book would you most like to have?

5. Would you rather be able to fly, or be invisible?
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