Welcome Comrades to the 37th edition of the Dispatch
This issue we bring you:
Lindax : tourney organiser, tourney director and spanking monkey squashing the rumours that his nick Linda X means he is a transexual porn star, but confirming that yes he does enjoy his rather exciting real life job.
Dispatch competition : see the Platoon Report for your chance to win
three months premium and a game achievement medal by guessing the results of the Clan League.
Plus all our regular news and views on the wonderful world of Conquer Club.
No Cook this week: he is busy pickling his onions. And it looks like the Dispatch will be sticking with its roughly once every three weeks cycle.
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Click here for Recruitment Details... Hola, Guten Tag and Bonjour. Bienvenue to this editions freestyle news , brought to you in part by the great folks that are the newsletter staff. This edition, we have the return of
elfish_lad and his article From The Pit..., what crazy things has he seen happen on CC? Read on and find out! We also have new reporter
rdsrds2120 who has written on live chat and how it works. Live chat is a very fun area of CC where you'll always find other ccers who just fancy a chat or are perhaps looking for a game as well. Finally, we have an interrogation of Tournament Director
Lindax .
Auf Wiedersehen!
Live Chat by rdsrds2120 show
clapper011 wrote: I love chat because it is the one place I can chat freely and talk with friends! It has been the place I go to chat it up with good people!
CarmenFolk wrote: Live Chat is instant messaging [on ConquerClub]. It has people who are cool to chat with. I use it to find people to play real time [games] with, but it is also used for quizzes and tournaments [(prior CC events that have been held on chat)].
"Have you heard..." Talking to Others In Real Time How many times have you, during a team speed or rt game, had a communication failure due to the game chat not refreshing quick enough? I have experienced this myself, but let me show you how Live Chat can solve this problem. Games in the Blink of an Eye (Freemiums will love this!) Free members, are you tired of getting to 4 spots and having to wait hours, days, or potentially weeks for a spot to fill, but don't have a way to easily obtain premium membership? Don't want to wait for a reply in the potentially slow-moving Callouts forum? Well, if you're unfamiliar with Live Chat, then I have some good news for you -The Callout tab. When you come in wanting a quick game, you may very well get one. Players can organize games in here, and upon prior agreement, the players can decide to make the game real time - that is, the game doesn't stop until it's over. Leave an empty slot open then come in and test it! Help! The most recent feature on Live Chat is the Help tab. Anyone can come in here with a question about the game, CC in general, add-ons, what have you, and there will usually be someone there (like myself) to help get the problem resolved or to point you in the right direction. Chit-Chat, and Other Misc. Want to talk about something interesting? Want to joke around? The Social tab has what you're looking for. Social can be described as a grouping of the current off-topic forum, "Serious Interwebz Business ", and good old "General Discussion ". If you come in looking for conversation, you may very well find it. Moderators Yes, just like how the forums have to be kept tidy and friendly, so does chat. These purple titled talkers and volunteers, known as Chatters find out how, and other chat tricks here ), or via Inbox PM. Questions? (For any questions not listed here, visit Live Chat for an answer or PM me and I will do my best to assist you)"Is Live Chat always open?" -Yes, unless down for repair or construction, Live Chat is available around the clock. "No one was in Chat when I needed help, why?" -Unfortunately, 24/7 coverage is somewhat hard to do, but trust me that we're working on it! Feel free to shoot any of us a PM with what you need. "I don't agree with a moderator ruling, so who do I talk to?" -If you feel you have been mistreated or unfairly treated by a Chat moderator, plese PM jakewilliams , our head Chatter jakewilliams directly, please file an e-ticket. "Is there a comprehensive list of chat commands?" "Are the rules for Live Chat the same as the forums? Different? - The rules are essentially the same, but the context in how they're presented is a tad different. View a full list of rules here .
From the Pit... by elfish_lad show
Now, The Elf has seen a lot of crazy things over the last 14 months here at CC. Crazy things. Here are just a few:I've seen people rise from the dead I've seen a player walk on water I've seen players who are possessed by a Legion of Devils One Flew Over the Canucklehead crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson saneopponent crazyperson saneopponent crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson saneopponent saneopponent crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson crazyperson saneopponent American plays an American! Good Lord! It must be like when matter and anti-matter come into contact with each other! Wait, wait, wait! It's like when Scotty had to insert that thing-a-ma-widget into that dilithium-doofus and the diatomic molecule comprising two lithium atoms covalently bonded together! OMG!!! That's it!crazyperson all flipping nuts just for being here. It's just a matter of degrees. And, crazyperson
Interrogation of Lindax by rdsrds2120 Q: How/when did you find CC? Was your first impression a good or bad one? show: Answer
I Googled “online risk”. My first impression was good, I joined immediately.
Q: Have you recruited any friends or family to CC? If yes, who. If no, have you tried? show: Answer
Yes, I have recruited my wife and a whole bunch of friends.
Q: How Much (by percentage) Do You think rohan's armies lost morale when aragorn, legolas and gimli went to rouse the armies of the dead in return of the king? show: Answer
Ough…. a lot, 90%? But as King Theoden said: “We’ll meet them in battle nonetheless.”
Q: Where does your name come from? If you could have another CC name, what would it be? show: Answer
My wife and I have usernames chosen from the names of our dogs. Linda was taken, so I simply added an “X”, which was accepted. If I could do it again my username would be “Anduril”.
Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble on conquer club? If yes, how long ago and what for? show: Answer
I’m in trouble practically every game I play. If you mean with the powers of CC, no I have never been in trouble except for a warning that my signature was too big once. That must have been shortly after I joined, when I protested against Middle Earth being discontinued as a map.
Q: Do you ever see a tournament get posted and think "wow, that's a great tourney" or do you feel like you've seen everything? show: Answer
I definitely don’t feel that I have seen everything. I often think “wow, that’s a great tourney” or take note of certain tournament ideas.
Q: Do you think Night Strike was overly harsh when he said JoshyBoy would never become Tournament Director? show: Answer
Not really. Doesn’t mean that I would have said the same though. Never is a very long time.
Q: Excluding yourself, who in your opinion is the best feudal player? What are your 5 favorite maps? If you weren't a monki, what animal would you be? show: Answer
Best Feudal player: Daviedoo, he taught me.
Q: How does it feel being a Tournament Director? What was the most frustrating/funny thing/event/situation you've encountered/had to deal with as a Tournament Director? show: Answer
Being a TD feels like having a chance to make the tournament experiences better for everybody and I can only hope I contribute to that.
Q: Why do you abbreviate your name "Lx"? Why not just have your username as Lx? show: Answer
First of all, I can’t change my username, or I would. When I started playing people would call me Dax or Lx, I liked Lx the most so started using that myself, thus getting rid of Dax.
Q: Can you tell us something unique about yourself that separates you from the other TD's? show: Answer
I’m intelligent.
Q: Any stories of tournaments that have had to have been cancelled due to forum violations? show: Answer
Since I’m a TD there have been 1 or 2. However, I don’t think I should “share those stories”.
Q: In a 6 player singles game, who would be the 5 players you would invite(any reason why?) for your dream game and what map / settings would you choose? show: Answer
I wouldn’t call it my dream game, but with 6 players that would have to be on the original Classic map and standard, escalating, chained and real time (played as speed). From memory there used to be 2 groups I have fond memories of and I’d invite one of those groups of players precisely because of the fond memories. We really used to have fun playing. I’m going to name names, because I don’t want to forget anybody.
Q:What is your favorite way to own/get owned in a CC game? show: Answer
In the rare instances that happens, I prefer it to be because of somebody playing better than I.
Q: Would you rather prevent a problem, or help fix it? Any CC or Real Life examples that you wouldn't mind sharing as examples? show: Answer
Prevent it, without doubt. Real life examples: I’m a Scuba Diving Instructor, I think that says it all.
Q: What is your occupation or specialty in real life? How/when did you become interested in it, and are you passionate about it? show: Answer
My wife and I own a Dive Center. I got into scuba diving as a professional in the Dominican Republic, about 20 years ago. Am I passionate about it? Are you kidding? I earn money doing something others pay a fortune for!
Q: So, what's your favorite catch-phrase? show: Answer
Everything is relative.
Thanks for answering!
The articles continue. This slimmed down edition will give you the basics, the TPA and open tournaments, all a veteran tournament player needs. Read about the latest TPA major in "News from the Front". See who amazzony targets in "Join This? Or Not!"
Sir. Ricco
Tournament Executive
News from the Front by the Tournament Team show
Now Enlisting: 7 up hosted by barterer2002 Military Conference: A TPA Progress Report provided by jrh_cardinal barterer2002 started the Tournament Players Association (TPA) in May of this year. Every Monday, an established Tournament Organizer, chosen by barterer2002 , starts a new TPA Tournament. Each players results are then calculated using a system of point values, then added to that players overall score on the TPA Scoreboard. The 3 players with the highest overall scores at the end of the year are given General Achievement Medals.From your point of view, how well is the TPA going thus far? , there was a unanimous response, it's going great! In the words of Drew483 , "I know when I join a TPA tournament it is going to be a great tourney filled with players who are serious about their tournament play." Timminz and Serbia each summed up their views on the TPA's success in one word, it is going "swimmingly!" The creator of the TPA, barterer2002 , responded "I think the organizers involved have done tremendous work and I'd like to thank them all for the successes we've had to date."
Join This? Or Not! by amazzony show
"Join This? Or Not!" is completely unprofessional, biased and subjective view on Create/Join a Tournament forums and what can be found in there. My wish is to highlight the star tournaments that are recruiting for players, but on my bad day I might just hammer down a tournament just for the kicks of it.Arms Race! MajotTom 555 but honestly, if you have any self respect then you won't join the tournament. A lot decent tournaments are La Classique à Nic: Classic, triple Qzerjuk and Assorted Triples 7: Midgard, World 2.1, Supermax Assorted Triples 6: Montreal, USA GL, Pro Chicago Commander62890 . Shining star of triples tournaments today is PepeAtila TRIPLE Liga III Live and let Die tokle , Medal Hunters: Assassin dr.lucas and Blockhead's Speed Assassin Tourney Rodion's Flexible Cup #2 - Arms Race! MrGlassB 's Heads-Up Championship: Remix Zooming In Tournament #3 xakel , UEFA EURO 2012 PREPLAY zamboozal and bprice174 's Honey Waffles Tournament deathcomesrippin 's The March to War offinthecorner 's Drug Wars NotNowKato is trying his luck with 2 tournaments Dungeon Bash ! Complete Madness ! . By the way, there should be no space in front of exclamation mark!CC Darts Tournament paulgamelb and 313's World Basketball Championships 2010 313's Deep Sea Fishing Tourney merch313 .
Hello everyone. In this issue, we welcome a new member to the Foundry team:
Victor Sullivan who is starting a series of articles of maps already quenched. Let's give him a warm welcome. Of course we also have our old favorites: map reviews and a history lesson from
dolomite13 . Enjoy!
Latest News show
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Maps Review Maps Briefly show
Maps briefly New maps - Design brief submitted: Greater Sydney cairnswk A new city map from cairnswk. Moved to Gameplay.Snowfight cairnswk A winter-themed map.Moved maps: Volatile Earth initus Moved to Graphics.Balkan Peninsula MrBenn Moved to Graphics.Russian Revolution Industrial Helix Moved to Graphics.California The Bison King Moved to Graphics.7 Celtic Nations The Bison King Moved to Final Forge.
Map Showroom show
Map Showroom Thailand Author(s): grifftron , Farangdemon Map style: StandardMap size: LargeForum: GameplayDevelopment status: Here's an ambitious attempt at creating a Thailand map with lots of territories and a standard gameplay spiced up with a few additional features.Greater Sydney Author(s): cairnswk Map style: StandardMap size: MediumForum: GameplayDevelopment status: Cairnswk is making a triumphant return with this map, which is a sort of sequel to the Sydney Metro map. The gameplay and visual style are very similar to the first map. Secesh Heresy: Gettysburg Author(s): MarshalNey Map style: StandardMap size: LargeForum: GameplayDevelopment status: A map featuring the Gettysburg battle from the American civil war, featuring some quite unique gameplay features and innovations. One such notable feature is "courage" which basically creates a sort of conditional border system.Volatile Earth Author(s): initus , Skillfulsniper33 Map style: StandardMap size: LargeForum: GraphicsDevelopment status: This map, taking some artistic license, features Earth in it's primordial state some 4 billion years ago. Unlike other world maps, this one is actually a cross section of the planet rather than a map of the surface. Gameplay revolves around magma currents and meteors.
Map Spotlight: Baltic Crusades show
Map Spotlight: Baltic Crusades The Bison King: First off tell us a little bit about yourself. I notice that you first posted the Baltic Crusades a few days after you joined the site.The Bastard: hm, I hate this "telling something about me", but ok. I´m nice, genial, strong, tolerant, without mistakes The Bison King: Did you join the site with the express purpose of making maps?The Bastard: no, only for fun and play. but very early I have some ideas (build map on auto-deploy, medieval era, show to people - mostly to non European - something from history).The Bison King: I know next to nothing about the Baltic Crusades, could you tell us a little bit about them?The Bastard: Lithuanians and some other Baltic nations were pagan original. when Christians lost their battle in Holy land Teutonic Knights were send to Europe (firstly to Transylvania), but in AD 1230 they enjoyed Crusade to Prussia. later they established monastic state here at the head with Grand Master.The Bison King: How does your map relate to these wars?The Bastard: I´ve tried to do it so close as is possible with current XML.The Bison King: You've been working on this map for a long time are you happy with where it's gone since you began?The Bastard: yes, I´m happy that it is in Graphic forge, but it was long long time when it come here. too long for me The Bison King: Do you have any future plans for the foundry?The Bastard: yes. in Dead projects (I do not remember name of foundry) is Reconquista map. I have some other ideas (mostly from medieval era), but I will wait to next update of XML. I think now we have not much possibilities with XML (deploying units, lost units, create bonuses/penalties...)
Inside the Foundry History 101: Risk show
History 101: Risk Annual Risk Classic just around the corner I thought it might be fun to take a look at the history of Risk. Those of you looking for the closest approximation of Risk on Conquer Club should try the wonderful new Classic map by sully800 ."Win the game and you win the world " Rule Variations Two-player Risk: The rules for this 2-player game were developed by Michael Levin of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and were included within the Official Rules published in 1975.Capital Risk: Each player has a "capital" in one of the initially-occupied territories. The player to capture all capitals wins. Capital Risk often leads to much shorter games.Secret Mission: The "Secret Mission Risk", which was the standard game in European editions for some decades until 2003, gives each player a specific mission short of complete world domination. “The War Room ” Official Licensed Risk Games “Risk Halo Wars ” Computer and Video Games
Sully's Old School for the Quenched show
Sully's Old School of the Quenched Old School Honor Roll: The Third Crusade Breaking it down Old School: dartmydog : It's my most played. I love it!August Burns Red : I love the map. Really nothing i dislike.bernooch : Best map evar...well..one of them...its always a challenging map....Zhukov1968 : It's good, and the complexity gives it depth, but this, combined with very specific victory criteria makes it hard to win. As do playing good players like these. However, given the current situation in the middle east, and the anger that exists between muslims and christians, it is interesting to see that our two cultures have regularly crashed during history. So maybe a military solution is not the way forward. But I digress.
All over the world would-be Conquerors are tingling with excitement as the first games in the new clan league kick off. To celebrate we invite you to submit your entry to the clan fantasy league, brought to you by the newsletter with the support of the Clan directors, and with a premium prize and a general achievement medal to go to the winner.
We also have a guest writer... The Saxlad joins us to tell you the highs and lows you can expect if you ever decide to set up your own clan... something he has done just recently... and with some success as The Fourth Crusade currently hold a good lead in their first ever clan war against Knights of the Future.
It's a busy busy time for many clans fighting fierce wars but our apologies, we are short on news coverage this issue. A note for the Cup though: as the third tound of the semis begins, with excitements and insults flying, THOTA have held an advantage over LoW, leading 22-17, while TOFU attempt a fightback against KORT, bringing it back to the current score of 16-17.
COMPETITON: FANTASY LEAGUE show
Sign up for the Clan Fantasy League. Three months premium and a general achievement medal to the winner! laughingcavalier .Format for entries: laughingcavalier .
Starting a Clan... An Insider's View by The Saxlad (The Fourth Crusade) show
I’m angry. Genuinely angry. Why you may ask yourself? Because I’ve been turned down from a clan... again. It’s always, sorry your rank is too low, or sorry you’ve only played 700 games. Sometimes they send out the scouts and ignore me as ever. Every time I pick myself up again, surely somewhere there is a clan that wants me? Somewhere? Even ones where I would surely be accepted I backed out, wasn’t quite my type, or wasn’t quite people I thought I could get along with. Suffice to say I couldn’t find one clan which suited my needs. Then when I was about to give up a thought crossed my mind... Why not make one? Yes, we hear about all the hardships clan leaders such as Masli and jpcloet and even joshyboy go through ( I am not commenting on that...) anyways, how hard could it be to start up and run a clan I thought? Must be easy. Well let me tell you it really isn’t. First you have to think of a name, a good one and that takes time. I decided on THE 4TH CRUSADE . And as well as that it takes balls (or guts) fiendishly good recruitment and a group of players who can play together... I'd like to join. My rating may not be the best, but I left the site while I was premium once and deadbeated out so that's where the ratings come in.
Colton24 , who had recently joined the site, he fitted all the criteria and the story seemed genuine...ah f*ck that, someone had actually given a damn about my clan of course I was going to let them in! After that and after a bit of Dai_atan being annoying, and being a bit of a grammar nazi... (Empire, I guess how you feel) I saw another thread in the callout for another new clan, which wasn’t getting any sign ups... so I took pity on the poor lad,(and erased the new clan competition ) and QoH joined the new crusade. 2 down 8 to go. Blackknight_6 seemed like a decent enough lad... little did I know I had a shock coming. Within days three other players, winstonturqhill , grahamstanley and Tenbar had joined. An interchangeable quads, trips,dubs team. You name it, they play it. I had really hit the jackpot and it only got better with the next sign up! tokle was a great find, he jumped straight in on the bandwagon and almost straight away offered himself to the position of war officer which he has taken on with gusto, and has performed over and above his best.dud , lauretta , argaroth and many others who I could mention. It was a worthwhile endeavor, I now have a clan of people who are all good people and ready to fight a war. And fight a war we did. At the moment we are against KotF, who are losing to us majorly, by 7-3 and we are looking to score at least 11 this first round, so all is well.
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