CC Dispatch [Special Edition Issue: 01-04-2011]

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CC Dispatch [Special Edition Issue: 01-04-2011]

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:41 pm

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Welcome Comrades to a Special Edition of the Dispatch! We've got a lot of important articles (as well as fun ones, of course) for you all to read, including two important announcements so enjoy this special mini-issue!

Victor Sullivan - Newsletter Executive


IMPORTANT BULLETIN from lackattack, by Victor Sullivan
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VIRUS ALERT from king achilles, by Dukasaur
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Congratulations, Extraordinaire! by Victor Sullivan
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Sully Note: safariguy5 took over for nagerous for this interrogation.

This issue, we're tackling a rather controversial topic. Banned users!

show: Interrogation of Banned Users


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"Random" Game Analysis by DoomYoshi
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Advanced Roles and Strategy by safariguy5
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Sully Note: DoomYoshi filled in for natty_dread and Army of GOD for the comic:

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Premium Bounty by DoomYoshi
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From all of us fools on the Dispatch - April Fools! Please note that none of these articles (aside from safariguy5's "Advanced Roles and Strategy") have any truth in them.

Victor Sullivan - Executive Fool


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Re: CC Dispatch [Special Edition Issue: 01-04-2011]

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:42 pm

Apologies for the late post, it seems there was a bug.

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Re: CC Dispatch [Special Edition Issue: 01-04-2011]

Postby squishyg on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:43 pm

Hehe! Well done you guys! I liked the part where HA gets 21 points. Are you sure that isn't true?
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Re: CC Dispatch [Special Edition Issue: 01-04-2011]

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:50 pm

I knew this was a joke when I first saw it! Gilligan could never be CM! :D

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