Issue #17: Welcome to the 17th issue of the Conquer Club Newsletter!
Well we have a short issue for you this week with an interview from Timminz, as well as Clan News, A Newt's Tale and more questions are being asked in an all new Ask a Mod.
We have an exciting new competition coming up on the horizon which i'm sure everyone will love, so stay tuned for that
We hope you enjoy this issue!
samuelc812 -
News Director show: Ask a Mod
This section helps you the member gain a little more understanding about Team CC and parts of the site that you may be unclear with. Note: The views expressed in the article are solely those of the writer and do not necessarily express the views of the other moderators or administrators. a.sub wrote: should Usergroup leaders have more power in their threads? (ranging from being able to unsticky threads that arent theirs to locking threads)
Ask A Mod thread.Night Strike
show: Clan News
For many players on CC who have just started school, so too has the clan league has just started. Now entering into Week2, all clans are now active in games, some for the first time. This Season has some interesting stories that will play out in time, only time will tell where all the clans will end up. Clan League Pool submissions will be extended another week, so those that have entered, please edit for the promotion of Nemesis and the late addition of Divine Domination.
show: Interview with Timminz
Q: Hey Timminz Game 397227 make you feel?Gozar , told me that he, and a couple other users were starting a clan, and asked if I wanted to join. I was at the point in my CC career that I was thinking about joining a clan already, so I said, "Of course".
show: A Newts Tale
The Angel of Death is My Friend (or) Why Do These Dice Suck!!! Crazy Club and I’ve finally figured it out. Friends, enemies, and those of you in the great unwashed masses of whom I have no opinion (yet), I have figured out the dice. Voodoo Majicks people. Here is how it breaks down:Pr (X > x ) = exp(x /v ) must be in your favor here pal! ATTACK!” 24 v 1. I lose 7 straight. 7 highly trained and elite warriors equipped with state of the art military hardware went to their ignominious end at the hand of an elderly farmer with a dull shovel. I borrowed his shovel to dig their unmarked and dishonorable graves. Idiots. Dying like that.about the dice Option One : The outcome of the role of the dice is chaotic and completely (or virtually in this case) random which can really mess up your day if you play at CC. I don’t like option one. It hurts my feelings pretty much regularly. It’s too much like dating: frightening and expensive and carries the potential that I’ll end up weeping, broke and all alone… again.Option Two : The dice are Divinely ordered and only the Divine knows the outcome of any given roll. Hmm. Interesting but vague. Are there certain offerings or sacrifices that one can make to influence the Divine of the Roll? I’m tempted to go with this one but it makes me nervous. Too open ended. There is the possibility of winning games but also pretty good odds I’ll end up in eternal service to some whack job. I’ve already got a job like that.Option Three : The site manipulates the dice. I love this option. I smile when I hear about it. If a player has really ticked off the Site Creator(s) to that extent it is time to get a different hobby, ‘cause you are done pal. Is it possible? Well. It is possible I’m 6’5’’ and ready to contend for the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship®) title. It is possible. Probable? I’ll let you figure that out. But I'll give you a hint: I'm called Elf . Of course the Moon Landing never took place either…Option Four : The dice can be influenced by your P ersonal E nergyWatch The Elf Die Industries ). This means that the more sharply focused your will is on a positive and beneficial outcome the more likely you will get rolls in your favor. Sweet. I believe this option. This I can manage! I can focus! I can yearn! I can take charge of my own destiny!!! P ersonal E nergyWatch The Elf Die Industries ) in the direction of the dice. Gotta love Voodoo Majick!!! spite of chaotic dice. I guess that’s an option as well. Maybe the Elf should give that a try?P ersonal E nergyWatch The Elf Die Industries ) or give me a rash. But I figure what can it hurt? did I leave that old goats foot…
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