The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

[Master Fenrir]

but you cant get it up... and thats TOFU right now. lots of big dicks(expect of my formerly dear friend hardattack, he has small dick), but they still havent done anything.

impressive list. but let me be the one who will point out the obvious. without Si, they are nothing. Ace Rimmer will go from soft dick to eunuch without Si holding it for him. and KORT is still number one.

and we are going to beat them in next round of CC.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

Why type all those extra words, Freak, to try to disguise your true intentions? I have to agree with Foxy, though. If you're this adamant about giving us all handjobs, then I must be just as adamant about you using lotion.

[freakns]

im so good at giving handjobs, my hands will be fully moist in no time!

[danryan]

im so good at giving handjobs, my hands will be fully moist in no time!

Hi, I'm here for the gangbang.

[L M S]

im so good at giving handjobs, my hands will be fully moist in no time!

Hi, I'm here for the gangbang.

If Dan wears his Spiderman costume (I'll even settle for the Underroos' with the hole in the crotch) I'm so in.

Congrats TOFU, one hell of a guy that MARF.

[Pedronicus]

Yes, it is true that TOFU are amassing a group of cool players, but the old guard are never forgotten.

A present from TOFU's resident vandal to one of the clans original members, Dako

Click image to enlarge.

[Chariot of Fire]

The best and the coolest. Who else has their own resident artist/vandal? Great job Paedo

[Masli]

Yes, it is true that TOFU are amassing a group of cool players, but the old guard are never forgotten.

A present from TOFU's resident vandal to one of the clans original members, Dako

Click image to enlarge.

Very Cool

[TheSpaceCowboy]

One of the finest team players on the site, whose posts have always marked him out to be a bit of an Odd Fellow anyway, has finally succumbed to the allure of sitting at the head table amongst the finest collection of players under one banner.

The Odd Fellows Union welcomes Master Fenrir

'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'

nothing beside remains, si

kidding...good luck to you and the master F!!

[Chariot of Fire]

Thanks Moe. Well deduced

TOFU can also announce another new addition - a first class medal whore to compete with Iron Maid - so welcome L M S

[Leehar]

Thanks Moe. Well deduced

TOFU can also announce another new addition - a first class medal whore to compete with Iron Maid - so welcome L M S

Couldn't stay away from Fen
Gratz LMS and Tofu?

[L M S]

Happy to be a part of the crew!

I have been in (essentially) the same clan for a few years prior to this and after my recent extended vacation from clan life, I am pleased to be welcomed into this fine organization.

leehar:
1) TOFU is a top notch clan, why wouldn't I want to be involved here?
2) Fen is a great player; why wouldn't I want to be on the same team? And yeah, lets not forget about the other 25 great players in the clan, why again would I not want to be on that team?
3) Fen is a good friend. You may not know that he and I were playing dubs together waaaaay back when he was a sergeant, this was years years ago when he first came over from Landgrab.
4) Did you notice that I never joined IA when he was there? Well, it wasn't because they didn't ask.
5) One big reason for my interest was to get back with my good friend Deli. He and I happen to be the best dubs team on CC, fyi.

Ok that's enough for now. Thanks for being happy for me leehar....hopefully your next post will contribute more entertainment and less thinly veiled contempt.

[Chariot of Fire]

1st Class reply

I like this guy already!

[TheSpaceCowboy]

Happy to be a part of the crew!

I have been in (essentially) the same clan for a few years prior to this and after my recent extended vacation from clan life, I am pleased to be welcomed into this fine organization.

leehar:
1) TOFU is a top notch clan, why wouldn't I want to be involved here?
2) Fen is a great player; why wouldn't I want to be on the same team?
[url]3) Fen is a good friend[/url]. You may not know that he and I were playing dubs together waaaaay back when he was a sergeant, this was years years ago when he first came over from Landgrab.
4) Did you notice that I never joined IA when he was there? Well, it wasn't because they didn't ask.
5) One big reason for my interest was to get back with my good friend Deli. He and I happen to be the best dubs team on CC, fyi.

Ok that's enough for now. Thanks for being happy for me leehar....hopefully your next post will contribute more entertainment and less thinly veiled contempt.

Change ToFu's name to Friends of Fen???

FF for short in clan abbreviation???

"The F - Bombs" to those of us who know them best??

Inquiring minds want to know!!

(congrats on all the new additions, btw!)

and also congrats on being the best dubs team on CC, LMS. . I did not know that. Deli still goes to that chiropractor I recommended some time ago.

[Dako]

FF reminds me of friendly fire only. Hmmmm.

[Leehar]

Happy to be a part of the crew!

I have been in (essentially) the same clan for a few years prior to this and after my recent extended vacation from clan life, I am pleased to be welcomed into this fine organization.

leehar:
1) TOFU is a top notch clan, why wouldn't I want to be involved here?
2) Fen is a great player; why wouldn't I want to be on the same team? And yeah, lets not forget about the other 25 great players in the clan, why again would I not want to be on that team?
3) Fen is a good friend. You may not know that he and I were playing dubs together waaaaay back when he was a sergeant, this was years years ago when he first came over from Landgrab.
4) Did you notice that I never joined IA when he was there? Well, it wasn't because they didn't ask.
5) One big reason for my interest was to get back with my good friend Deli. He and I happen to be the best dubs team on CC, fyi.

Ok that's enough for now. Thanks for being happy for me leehar....hopefully your next post will contribute more entertainment and less thinly veiled contempt.

Was I wrong, or did you not have a sig widely claiming you and Fen as the most kick-ass dubs team on CC?
Perhaps you only see contempt where you're looking for it? Because I confess I'm struggling to see it in my comment

Less Skepticism, more Joy please

[Master Fenrir]

Change ToFu's name to Friends of Fen???

Then there'd only be like 5 people left in the clan. They've done nothing but beat and whip me since I joined.

(Don't tell them I like it.)

[L M S]

Happy to be a part of the crew!

I have been in (essentially) the same clan for a few years prior to this and after my recent extended vacation from clan life, I am pleased to be welcomed into this fine organization.

leehar:
1) TOFU is a top notch clan, why wouldn't I want to be involved here?
2) Fen is a great player; why wouldn't I want to be on the same team? And yeah, lets not forget about the other 25 great players in the clan, why again would I not want to be on that team?
3) Fen is a good friend. You may not know that he and I were playing dubs together waaaaay back when he was a sergeant, this was years years ago when he first came over from Landgrab.
4) Did you notice that I never joined IA when he was there? Well, it wasn't because they didn't ask.
5) One big reason for my interest was to get back with my good friend Deli. He and I happen to be the best dubs team on CC, fyi.

Ok that's enough for now. Thanks for being happy for me leehar....hopefully your next post will contribute more entertainment and less thinly veiled contempt.

Was I wrong, or did you not have a sig widely claiming you and Fen as the most kick-ass dubs team on CC?
Perhaps you only see contempt where you're looking for it? Because I confess I'm struggling to see it in my comment

Less Skepticism, more Joy please

Rather than devolve this thread I'll simply point to your original comment and the curious use of punctuation, leehar.
www.thisisFen'sworldandwearealljustlivinginit.com?

[IcePack]

Congrats LMS and TOFU

[macbone]

I felt a tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

Congrats on finding a new home, L M S.

I just want you guys to know that I hate every single one of you. (Except Cat and Denise, of course.)

Fen? L M S? Deli? We're still buds, right? =)

[wolfpack0530]

sheeett, soon you guys will need to change your name to TOFOED
A clan war with you guys would be more like a family renunion. what say you guys?
It will be just like old times. I will be attacking LMS, Fen, and Deli like i always do. Except this time they wont be my teammates

I have always respected Tofu. you guys have managed to be and stay elite, top dog, and yet not really be hated. that is hard to do. i mean, everyone hates THOTA (well, back when they were worth mentioning)

just saying, that other than TLO, FOED and TOFU have never had a clan war, and we have both been around for like 3+ years. long over due.

best of luck

[Master Fenrir]

Fen? L M S? Deli? We're still buds, right? =)

Of course, dude.

A clan war with you guys would be more like a family renunion. what say you guys?
It will be just like old times. I will be attacking LMS, Fen, and Deli like i always do. Except this time they wont be my teammates

Yeah, but this time I'd be hitting you back and I'm not sure you could handle it. My power level is over 9000.

[Ace Rimmer]

My power level is over 9000.

power level = penis length in inches * 1000?

[wolfpack0530]

Fen? L M S? Deli? We're still buds, right? =)

Of course, dude.

A clan war with you guys would be more like a family renunion. what say you guys?
It will be just like old times. I will be attacking LMS, Fen, and Deli like i always do. Except this time they wont be my teammates

Yeah, but this time I'd be hitting you back and I'm not sure you could handle it. My power level is over 9000.

thats only because i always attack all the way down to 1 army. lol
i like to think of the 1s on my territories as little middle fingers that the other guy has to endure. he may win, but at least he really feels bad about himself when its all said and done.
And that is what truly matters

[wolfpack0530]

one more thing. did you guys know that if you take an extra firm block of tofu, and cut a little hole in it. put it in the microwave for like 25 seconds, it feels just like the real thing.

Deli, you know what im talkin bout

[jj3044]

cut a little hole in it.

How little?